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Back when I was a kid they were renovating an old people's home near where I lived and brought a truck bed thingie for old furniture and stuff. Stuff including a bag of porn mags which me and a friend liberated and stashed in some nearby woods. Next day they were gone.  Either my friend backstabbed me and took them or we accidentally gave some other kids woods porn.
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Feb 11, 2018 12:29
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I never found no woods porn. I tried my best to get out as a kid but it just never materialized.
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Feb 11, 2018 14:17
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A few friends and I found a couple of folded up pages of a Gent magazine along the creek on the walk home from middle school to our houses. All I remember from them is that it was Gent, and one of the pictures was "the world's largest titties" or something of the sort and it was some fat lady with giant saggy flapjack titties and tbh we were like "yeah those are big but whats up with them?"
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Feb 11, 2018 14:27
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All of these words mean nothing to me.
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Feb 11, 2018 14:53
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Big Beef City posted:All of these words mean nothing to me. Oh, so there's forest porn in Westworld now?
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Feb 11, 2018 15:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh, so there's forest porn in Westworld now? forest porn world is located next to west world but we won't see it until next season
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Feb 11, 2018 15:07
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When I worked in a pawn shop a lot of people tried selling/pawning porn for cash. We never bought anything, but sometimes random magazines would appear in the back room. So, we had a giant box filled with 60's/70's Playboy's in our employee bathroom. That poo poo was extremely pro-tier reading material. Great articles and classy tits. I still miss it. Edit: Never found woods porn, but plenty of dumpster porn.
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Feb 11, 2018 15:17
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My dad just kept Playboys in the bathroom. I never had a need to find porn in the wild.
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Feb 11, 2018 15:25
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Chief McHeath posted:A few friends and I found a couple of folded up pages of a Gent magazine along the creek on the walk home from middle school to our houses. All I remember from them is that it was Gent, and one of the pictures was "the world's largest titties" or something of the sort and it was some fat lady with giant saggy flapjack titties and tbh we were like "yeah those are big but whats up with them?" Its good to see that bush porn is a global phenomenon
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Feb 11, 2018 15:56
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Who What Now posted:My dad just kept Playboys in the bathroom. I never had a need to find porn in the wild. I'm no prude but thats s little hosed up
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Feb 11, 2018 15:57
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:better than finding kids in the bushes as a porn
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Feb 11, 2018 16:17
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Of course I found bush porn. I'm from a super small town too, but it was there anyways. What's even weirder is that I was hiking at a nature preserve very close to the city I live in and found bush porn then, in 2010!! wth!!
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Feb 11, 2018 16:17
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karma_coma posted:Of course I found bush porn. I'm from a super small town too, but it was there anyways. woah an ancient relic from a forgotten time
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Feb 11, 2018 16:18
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Orkin Mang posted:ur so old i bet u found porno scrolls in burning bushes drat
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Feb 11, 2018 16:19
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me and one of my friends used to cut thru the grounds of what I think was a phone company's office on the way to his house after school, and the main building had this weird setup to it where the first floor jutted out maybe 10 feet wider than the ground floor/basement. (its a little hard to explain.) under this overhang was a big huge kind of HVAC box probably just a giant air conditioner, and on top of it, was where we found our first real porn. It was a few magazines. The only detail I remember is that one of them was this British mag with a bunch of amateur stuff and mailed-in pics. This stood out as strange because we were not in the uk. The chicks were not great looking. when it came time to get rid of them, we dumped them in the woods of course.
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Feb 11, 2018 16:32
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Where I grew up on the edges of suburbia, kids would always be building
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Feb 11, 2018 16:44
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I remember I would stand in front of those newspaper dispensers turned porn extractors with my 50 cents waiting for the right time to place my quarters and run away with my bounty. I was always so scared and nervous. I also recall finding a monster loot treasure in the liquor store trash can. There must have been 100 thrown away porn magazines and I slowly but surely brought them home and hid them under my bed with my cum crusted socks.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:02
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If you knew where to leave the main trail, about 50 yards to the right was a small clearing with some old broken furniture, pieces of scrap wood, and some logs placed around a small fire pit. A shoddy tree stand sat perched above the scene in a pine tree. Next to one of the trees was a hole in the ground about the size of a bucket, as an overturned bucket was set in it. Remove the bucket and you will find some old porno mags. Now these magazines were old when we found them. Could they have been taken from an old stash and placed there recently? Possibly. It's likely they had been there for years, protected underground by the bucket shelter. It's been about 22 years now, I am sure that it's still there today.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:15
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BONE DOG posted:I'm no prude but thats s little hosed up It's way less hosed up than pedos using stashes of porn in the wilderness as bait to kidnap kids like you all had.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:24
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Who What Now posted:It's way less hosed up than pedos using stashes of porn in the wilderness as bait to kidnap kids like you all had. Thats not how it works and you know it
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Feb 11, 2018 17:32
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Who What Now posted:It's way less hosed up than pedos using stashes of porn in the wilderness as bait to kidnap kids like you all had. you just had to keep an eye out for fishing line strung around the mags. no line, you'll be fine.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:37
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genesplicer posted:Many cultures have rites of passage that tells members of that culture they have moved from one stage to the next. However, many western cultures lack this, which causes problems for young people, who do not have a clear-cut point where they are part of the next step. Finding woods porn may be part of our attempts to give us our own rites of passage. It's called graduating middle school, dingus.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:42
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We found sweet sweet woods porn and Stewart decided to bring it on the school bus then fling it out the window when the bus driver noticed. I like towonder how far some porno mags have traveled, graceful as baby spiders riding the breeze 
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Feb 11, 2018 17:48
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When my friend moved away he gave me his stack of old magazines and clippings, plus a couple VHS tapes. Several weeks later, after lots of prayer and masturbation, I guiltily ditched the materials in a hollow tree in the strip of woods behind our house. I hope someone else found the cache and put it to good use.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:50
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Kazak posted:We found sweet sweet woods porn and Stewart decided to bring it on the school bus then fling it out the window when the bus driver noticed. A travelling pleasure trove.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:58
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Flambeau posted:When my friend moved away he gave me his stack of old magazines and clippings, plus a couple VHS tapes. Several weeks later, after lots of prayer and masturbation, I guiltily ditched the materials in a hollow tree in the strip of woods behind our house. Way to pay it forward brother
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Feb 11, 2018 18:00
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BONE DOG posted:Thats not how it works and you know it Tell that to the thousands of kids that go missing every year. scott zoloft posted:you just had to keep an eye out for fishing line strung around the mags. no line, you'll be fine. If you see a net, don't grab it yet!
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Feb 11, 2018 18:01
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If you smell Subway, run away!
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Feb 11, 2018 18:17
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i found a beer in the woods once. when dad was a kid he befriended a bum who lived in the woods and used to bring him tins of beans everyone thought he was an imaginary friend until one day when his uncle went with him and that was the end of visiting his woods friend.
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Feb 11, 2018 18:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i found a beer in the woods once. This is a heartwarming story as long as there was no molestation
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Feb 11, 2018 18:30
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I grew up in a city so there were no woods I just stole my grandad's Hustler.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:06
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I once found a box with about 50 VHS tapes next to a dumpster one time. I assume it was placed next to the dumpster because some pervs girlfriend told him to get rid of it and he couldn't stand the idea of it being lost forever. That's too much porn for a nine-year-old.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:12
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Grew up in a city and found plenty of bushporn in the park. One time we found a hosed up vhs with ripped tape that we performed surgery on, transplanting it into the case for toy story. I only hope that kid eventually forgot that happened and that copy of toy story is at a good will somewhere.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:41
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I created some woods porn once. I all of a sudden decided I was gonna get caught with my one, lone playboy so I flung it out in the woods. I also rolled it up and wrapped it in duct tape for some inexplicable reason. I like to think someone excavated it and had a good wank at some point.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:53
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BONE DOG posted:This is a heartwarming story as long as there was no molestation Nope, a hobo just got some free baked beans for a while. There was also the wing ding man who walked around town with his wing ding out. Harrisburg in the 50s sounded like an interesting place.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:59
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I didn't look at porn when I was a kid because I was a good child and not a hosed up sadbrains. Seek therapeutic help OP.
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Feb 11, 2018 20:06
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pap smear posted:I didn't look at porn when I was a kid because I was a good child and not a hosed up sadbrains. Seek therapeutic help OP. Yeah natural curiosity and budding sexuality is horrible
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Feb 11, 2018 20:32
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Secret outdoor porno stashes were defnitely a thing 15-20 years ago. I know I had my secret hideout. Occasionally I'd even find someone esle's. My mom wasn't going to find my Hustlers in the loving woods 
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Feb 11, 2018 20:38
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Piggy Smalls posted:I remember I would stand in front of those newspaper dispensers turned porn extractors with my 50 cents waiting for the right time to place my quarters and run away with my bounty. I was always so scared and nervous. I also recall finding a monster loot treasure in the liquor store trash can. There must have been 100 thrown away porn magazines and I slowly but surely brought them home and hid them under my bed with my cum crusted socks. I remember back in late 1979, I bought one of those papers from the dispenser out in front of the local post office. There were several to choose from, but I knew I would only have time to grab one before being noticed. I chose the one with the most attractive woman on the cover. The strangest part was the headline, which made the following bold prediction "Sex in the 80's: Body to Body!" It turned out to be a rather disappointing publication. There were a few "Featured" photos, an article or two, but 90% of it was basically personal ads. About a third of them had photos included. Most of those were either dick pix, or women who you probably did not want to see nude. I did manage to find a few photos that were decent enough, but overall, it was a huge disappointment. I tried a different one about a year later, when 1980 was now firmly established. That one was equally disappointing, and I never bothered with those papers again. By that time, I was over 18, barely, and could go to the local adult movie theater. And sure enough, the sex really was "Body to Body".
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Feb 11, 2018 20:44
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BONE DOG posted:Its good to see that bush porn is a global phenomenon I'm from Australia and definitely had wood porn, it's definitely a global thing.
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