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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

welp, literally everyone is dead and i'm going insane from too much mass murdering

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Well hello. Funny seeing you here.

Woah, double trouble.

Ok, let's do this (dammit I got the word wrong in my text, after all these years I realize that)

You sound like my grandmother?

And you sound like my grandfather.

Pleasestoptouchingeachotherpleasestoptouchingeachother AH!

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
A zip zop bibbity bauble
With your rear end I'm gonna :robble:

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
"gently caress off Michael Moore!"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*nods sagely at hotdog*

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
there is nothing different

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
*undresses slooooooooowly and shakes dat rear end, makes dat monay*

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
What?!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Hi. I'm Melissa McCarthy live on Saturday Night Live!

Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
*Dumps money into Amazon/apple shares instead of new Pentium III Processor*

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
*snores and farts*

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Da, my fellow Americanski. With new strong leader, American Federation WILL again become great.

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 16, 2018

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Zippy the Bummer posted:

there is nothing different

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

signalnoise posted:

Best day of my life

:yeah:

el_jorge
Jul 7, 2008

I also got a bag of chocolate smooth.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
chansey

Tardscream
Nov 3, 2007

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
*extremely constipated look on my face*

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
I'm a literal representation of the lyrics to "Loser" by Beck.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

there is nothing different

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
Why can't I ever go on your space adventures mom

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
*stands in front of the mirror naked*





*doesn't move for twenty-six days, dies of starvation*

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Zippy the Bummer posted:

there is nothing different

*pukes blood and goes back to sleep*

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
I hate taking this bus

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

call for help

Squidder
Mar 19, 2003

King of the Cat Tree

Oven Wrangler
*surveys domain*

Ahh yes, it's good to be king

*licks butthole*

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
*walks*

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mother of god....

I am a giant banana!!!

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Whoa, who bought me an avatar?

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Spatial posted:

welp, literally everyone is dead and i'm going insane from too much mass murdering

Hi! I think that's my line. At least my life would be short lived.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Oh, just live in this guy's stomach, and also suck his dick when we're in the mood (which is whenever we're in private).

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

...

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I'm feeling very space Libertarian and unsure as to why I'm vibrating.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
May the Force be with you.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
we need to ration the eucalyptus for the good of the community

i hate eucalyptus though I just looked it up

communist kangaroo fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 16, 2018

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Shall we play a game?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hell yeah

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

hurray a delicious breadstick

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
gently caress. i don't even like touhou.

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



*stares into mirror*

would you gently caress me?

i'd fuc kme so hard

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