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Make her the prime beneficiary in your will, tell her this, and that you like to be strangled during sex. Makes it exciting as hell.
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Feb 24, 2018 18:34
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High pitched voice baby talk
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Feb 24, 2018 18:36
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Rub your moobs on her boobs.
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Feb 24, 2018 18:38
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Icochet posted:Insert a delicious meal into her vagina, you'll appear to selflessly pleasure her but are in fact enjoying the finest cuisine. https://youtu.be/RRbg7K75w0I  
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Feb 24, 2018 18:40
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Make her be on top so that you don't have to do any of the work.
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Feb 24, 2018 18:45
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Icochet posted:Insert a delicious meal into her vagina, you'll appear to selflessly pleasure her but are in fact enjoying the finest cuisine.
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Feb 24, 2018 19:00
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Icochet posted:Make her the prime beneficiary in your will, tell her this, and that you like to be strangled during sex. Makes it exciting as hell. Some good tips here, I’m learning a lot
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Feb 24, 2018 19:01
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Bees
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Feb 24, 2018 19:06
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Specifically anal bees
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Feb 24, 2018 19:06
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Insert a clown horn into the vagina or other orifice, so that every time you thrust it honks.
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Feb 24, 2018 19:14
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Cum inside of her without any protection at the right time of the month. The results might surprise you.
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Feb 24, 2018 19:26
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Do it in a train or in a tree.
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Feb 24, 2018 19:31
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bloom posted:Only have sex with women with huge dicks op. If she's not packing at least 8" why are you even bothering? My same thoughts every day
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Feb 24, 2018 19:37
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Universe Master posted:Cum inside of her without any protection at the right time of the month. Wow. I never learned about this in sex ed class when I was 15!
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Feb 24, 2018 20:02
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Watch Tool Time the whole time
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Feb 24, 2018 20:12
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Post about it before, during and after. If she asks why there is a laptop on her back, just tell her you're on Wikipedia studying the female orgasm.
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Feb 24, 2018 20:57
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sex is not about fun it is about procreation and efficiency in that pursuit i wanna see pussy
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Feb 24, 2018 21:11
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Get a boner then crawl around on all fours like a cat so she can't see it.
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Feb 24, 2018 21:13
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drat GBS really hates women. Not me though I love women and loving women and eating women's vaginas and assholes PM me ladies 
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Feb 24, 2018 21:28
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Just so we're perfectly clear I am not like these other men, who are probably either gay or incel and in either case have never know the touch of a woman. I will treat you right. I will worship you until the day
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Feb 24, 2018 21:31
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Just so we're perfectly clear I am not like these other men, who are probably either gay or incel and in either case have never know the touch of a woman. I will treat you right. I will worship you until the day You forgot to tip your fedora, which is not only insensitive, it's just plain rude.
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Feb 24, 2018 21:40
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OP it's rpetty easy, you just need to replace the woman with a man.
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Feb 24, 2018 21:54
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Let her gently caress another man while you watch and weep, this will give your relationship a solid foundation on which to build
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Feb 24, 2018 22:03
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*right at climax* "Do you have stairs in your house?" "I am protected." "I'm not."
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Feb 24, 2018 22:25
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Just so we're perfectly clear I am not like these other men, who are probably either gay or incel and in either case have never know the touch of a woman. I will treat you right. I will worship you until the day 
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Feb 24, 2018 22:37
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Mooey Cow posted:Insert a clown horn into the vagina or other orifice, so that every time you thrust it honks. Don't forget the rainbow wig and red nose
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Feb 24, 2018 22:39
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Feb 24, 2018 22:55
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[extremely incel voice] the one on the right could stand to lose a few
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Feb 24, 2018 22:58
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You leave me and my wife out of this!
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Feb 24, 2018 22:59
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weg posted:You leave me and my wife out of this! Tell your wife to eat a sandwich, also nice tits
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Feb 24, 2018 22:59
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Sid Vicious posted:Tell your wife to eat a sandwich, also nice tits She actually eats all of my sandwiches. This picture of her taunting me with a banana is just too cruel. I'm skinny not due to body issues but due to a klepto-caloric clown-wife. The tits are worth it though.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:08
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If you can get past the smell, try doggy, op.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:11
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Try spicing it up with toys. Me, I prefer legos and hot wheels
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Feb 24, 2018 23:38
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gently caress that lady from behind, and pretend to rape, but without her knowing by cussing like a mute.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:38
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:Try spicing it up with toys. Vroom vroom, I mumble as I roll the replica 2003 Tony Stewart race car over her right breast
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Feb 24, 2018 23:42
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:drat GBS really hates women. no offense dude but you sound gay as hell
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Feb 25, 2018 00:10
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Gatekeeper posted:Consent who are you? caredresser?
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Feb 25, 2018 03:21
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put the molly in the booty and you root a toot toot
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Play sexy Monopoly. Make up fun erotic house rules, like stripping instead of paying rent, or performing sexual acts instead of going to Jail. Whomever lands on Free Parking receives oral sex from the other person. gently caress her from behind and shout "I'm loving you like the rich gently caress the working class!" Grab her titties and scream "I'll seize your means of production, you bougie bitch!" Explore your adventurous side by sneaking off together to have sex in public while throwing Molotov cocktails through police station windows.
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