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Is being in purgatory like having access to /noclip?
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Mar 19, 2018 23:17
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Sounds perfect, OP. Heaven is full of people I don't want to be around.
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Mar 19, 2018 23:23
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Are we ghosts or skeletons? Can we choose?
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Mar 19, 2018 23:25
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time to jack off
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Mar 19, 2018 23:26
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:time to jack off
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Mar 19, 2018 23:26
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If you're jacking off, can other ghosts see you? If so is there a way to hide? I don't want other ghosts seeing my jacking it while staring over the shoulder of some goon watching anime pornos.
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Mar 19, 2018 23:30
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Joke's on you, I've been dead for years.
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Mar 19, 2018 23:35
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hemale in pain posted:Are we ghosts or skeletons? Can we choose? It's totally up to you! I think you will find purgatory to be a very chill place where you can be yourself. 
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Mar 19, 2018 23:50
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Is being in purgatory like having access to /noclip? /noclip and /godmode !!
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Mar 19, 2018 23:52
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If I were a ghost I'd probably turn into this guy https://youtu.be/2mTLO2F_ERY
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Mar 20, 2018 00:40
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Was always told I was going to work myself into an early grave so this isn't really surprising all things considered.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:43
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If you die on the internet you die in real life, just like in dreams.. So watch out!
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Mar 20, 2018 00:49
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No. 6 posted:Sounds perfect, OP. Heaven is full of people I don't want to be around. Don't be silly. The folks in heaven are all real good people, like Mr. Rogers. It's not full of them though, it's not full at all. Only like a couple hundred people have ever met the entrance requirements. Turns out there is a strict "no assholes" policy that surprises a lot of people.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:58
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Does Purgatory have on-site laundry? If I'm stuck with just the clothes I died in, I would appreciate being able to wash them once in a while.
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Mar 20, 2018 01:10
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my dog died im sad posted:Does Purgatory have on-site laundry? If I'm stuck with just the clothes I died in, I would appreciate being able to wash them once in a while. Why start now?
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Mar 20, 2018 01:15
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my dog died im sad posted:Does Purgatory have on-site laundry? If I'm stuck with just the clothes I died in, I would appreciate being able to wash them once in a while. You're stuck with the clothes you believe deep down that you ought to have. If you believe you ought to have clean clothes they will always be clean. If you believe you should have rags impregnated with the stench of the grave, then no amount of washing will get them clean.
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Mar 20, 2018 01:18
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Facebook Aunt posted:You're stuck with the clothes you believe deep down that you ought to have. If you believe you ought to have clean clothes they will always be clean. If you believe you should have rags impregnated with the stench of the grave, then no amount of washing will get them clean. Mods change my name to the nudist buddhist
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Mar 20, 2018 01:20
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Facebook Aunt posted:You're stuck with the clothes you believe deep down that you ought to have. If you believe you ought to have clean clothes they will always be clean. If you believe you should have rags impregnated with the stench of the grave, then no amount of washing will get them clean. THIS ASSLESS FURSUIT WAS MADE FOR ME
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Mar 20, 2018 01:21
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:time to jack off Psh. When was it NOT time? 
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Mar 20, 2018 02:10
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Horrified at the unfathomable endlessness of Not Being and it leaks into a failure in love, career, and happiness Voted 1
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Mar 20, 2018 02:44
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If the afterlife does not contain party liquor, drugs, guitars or all my dogs then gently caress your Christian heaven.
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Mar 20, 2018 02:59
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I will zap anybody who blows through the 4 way stop by my work. I'm not talking stop-tional here - at least a few times a day people run the stop sign at 40 mph.
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Mar 20, 2018 12:54
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I took one of those "Estimate you life expectancy" type tests a couple years ago, and it said I should have died in 2007. So apparently I'm immortal.
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Mar 20, 2018 13:39
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Can I go to the other place? I don't even know how to play a harp.
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Mar 20, 2018 13:46
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Being dead isn't all it's cracked up to be. There's still bills to pay, y''know. I got a job working security at a tomb. It's alright.
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Mar 20, 2018 13:58
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I was buried with no grave goods and now I have to blow that swanky motherfucker Sneferu for bread and beer. 
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Mar 20, 2018 14:59
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Can I go to the other place? I don't even know how to play a harp. All the dogs are in heaven tho
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Mar 20, 2018 21:07
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Hey all, how about some music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0&t=173s
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Mar 20, 2018 21:10
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Pawn 17 posted:Hey all, how about some music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmKYtm731m4
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Mar 20, 2018 21:11
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I spin the wheel of reincarnation.
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Mar 20, 2018 21:27
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https://youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U
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Mar 20, 2018 21:30
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Neutrino posted:I spin the wheel of reincarnation. Ooooh, you got a good one, congratulations. You are now a Baikal Seal.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8njYoCRRo4
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Mar 20, 2018 22:56
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is there internet access from purgatory?
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Mar 21, 2018 03:07
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i am already a tardigrade
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Mar 21, 2018 03:11
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I am perfectly fine with the non-existence that awaits me in the afterlife I have been getting more and more comfortable with it being a United States citizen who has had to live through the last 16 months
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Mar 21, 2018 04:56
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I always suspected but it's nice to hear it from someone else
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Mar 21, 2018 05:11
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Can I have kinky ghost sex with hot dead celebrities?
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Mar 21, 2018 06:57
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Hell yeah work sucks
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Mar 21, 2018 07:18
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Please point me to where I can go to murder God and every celestial being and empty all of Heaven and Hell for divineless free eternity, tia
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Mar 21, 2018 07:30
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Black August posted:Please point me to where I can go to murder God and every celestial being and empty all of Heaven and Hell for divineless free eternity, tia Reach heaven through violence.
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Mar 21, 2018 23:56
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