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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I love 90s sleeze flicks with lots of scantily-clad women in thongs.

Somebody please post a list of such titles, I don’t care if they’re good or bad, I won’t be watching them with the volume up iykwim :grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYNvEGhMSvs

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I love 90s sleeze flicks with lots of scantily-clad women in thongs.

Somebody please post a list of such titles, I don’t care if they’re good or bad, I won’t be watching them with the volume up iykwim :grin:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
according to wiki jim stayed with mom and his three sibs lived with dad after a divorce

jim a bitch rear end mommas boy

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Even Tom hankss son is a better and more successful actor than Tom hankss brother

:sad:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

There's a tiny dude on a tiny jetski splashing them.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Lamebot posted:

There's a tiny dude on a tiny jetski splashing them.

there are two tiny dudes in that photo

i guess three if you count feldman

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
ask corey about four-shortening

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Disney should have made an Incredible Journey sequel with Jim Hanks, Frank Stallone, and Joe Estevez wandering the countryside.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hard ticket to Hawaii is more of an entertainingly bad action movie but there's titties.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
This looks like a fantastically sleazy good movie.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I love 90s sleeze flicks with lots of scantily-clad women in thongs.

Somebody please post a list of such titles, I don’t care if they’re good or bad, I won’t be watching them with the volume up iykwim :grin:

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Hard ticket to Hawaii is more of an entertainingly bad action movie but there's titties.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I wish somebody would have made an 80s buddy comedy with Jim Hanks and John Murray (Bill Murray's brother).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKU85IV0_Bw

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Came in here expecting to watch some badass Chet Haze videos but left pleasantly surprised.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

ruddiger posted:

I wish somebody would have made an 80s buddy comedy with Jim Hanks and John Murray (Bill Murray's brother).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKU85IV0_Bw

I'm sure there would have been a good role in that movie for Joe Estevez too.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i like the OP, actually. but we dont do frontpage poo poo anymore

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Milo and POTUS posted:

i like the OP, actually. but we dont do frontpage poo poo anymore

Yeah, heaven forbid posters put effort into being entertaining instead of being ironically detached towards everything.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

quote:

In 1995, A Current Affair revealed that Tom Hanks had created the mannerisms for the character of Forrest Gump in the film of the same name based on the simpleton mannerisms earlier created by Jim for the role of Jeeter,[3] including Forrest's "now-famous jerky run".[4] His physical resemblance to his brother allowed him to act as body double for him in scenes in Forrest Gump.[5] Owing to his vocal similarity, he often substitutes for his brother in the role of Sheriff Woody in various Toy Story video games and spin-offs.[6][7]

Interesting


He should team up with Clint Howard

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
With that, I must applaud the post categorizing movies that internet porn made completely obsolete.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I loved reading the OP. I had no clue the guy even existed and the movie in the OP looks loving insane. I have to see it now.

Milo and POTUS posted:

i like the OP, actually. but we dont do frontpage poo poo anymore

A shame because I'd love to see this poo poo on the front page. Whenever I get around to visiting it, anyway.

Edit:


He looks either confused or repulsed by the women. I can't decide which.

I'm also getting an Al Bundy vibe.

Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Apr 12, 2018

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Papa Emeritus III posted:




He looks either confused or repulsed by the women. I can't decide which.


I'm going with "awkwardly taking a poo poo on the beach".

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

*smashes watermelon with large hammer*

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I loved reading the OP. I had no clue the guy even existed and the movie in the OP looks loving insane. I have to see it now.


A shame because I'd love to see this poo poo on the front page. Whenever I get around to visiting it, anyway.

Edit:


He looks either confused or repulsed by the women. I can't decide which.

I'm also getting an Al Bundy vibe.

Why do all these HOT WOMEN keep trying to SUCK my DICK??!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That was a great and enlightening read, thanks OP. I’m going to apply the lessons I learned from your write-up of this movie to my own life.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yvershek posted:

Yeah, heaven forbid posters put effort into being entertaining instead of being ironically detached towards everything.

I wasn't lying dude. its fairly funny and surprisingly funny and reads like one of those bad movie reviews they used to do.

e:i meant surprisingly informative but eh

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 12, 2018

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Milo and POTUS posted:

I wasn't lying dude. its fairly funny and surprisingly funny and reads like one of those bad movie reviews they used to do.

e:i meant surprisingly informative but eh

Yeah, wasn't disagreeing with you at all. Just enjoyed the memory of when people could make a funny effort thread without everyone going tldr. You were sort of a springboard. Sorry.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Papa Emeritus III posted:



He looks either confused or repulsed by the women. I can't decide which.

I'm thinking mildly retarded and frightened. He just wants to make his model airplanes and watch Hogan's Heroes, but daddy says these ladies have to touch his no-no place so he becomes a big boy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yvershek posted:

Yeah, wasn't disagreeing with you at all. Just enjoyed the memory of when people could make a funny effort thread without everyone going tldr. You were sort of a springboard. Sorry.

it was the role i was made for

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Milo and POTUS posted:

it was the role i was made for

I'm stuck using Microsoft Edge and the smilie page kills it. So handshake here or something.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Now that I know that Forest Gump was based on Jim Hanks in this film I love and admire Jim even more. Not like that plagiarizing jerk face Tom Hanks.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Hard ticket to Hawaii is more of an entertainingly bad action movie but there's titties.

Andy Sedaris was a national treasure and it’s sad that he’s no longer with us.


You, sir, are a mensch! :mrgw:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
No joke I thought the whole "tom hanks' brother!" Was just a joke everyone was running with because of the simple last name until I bothered googling him just now

unless a certain goon has recently vandalized his wiki page Tom based Forrest's mannerisms partially off Jeeter.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dude looks like Eli Manning

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

hey windows i dont care about your lovely thread but imagine that atack on titan anime except those dudes wield shovels and fight your girlfriend?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Man they have Nothing in Common. It must be a real Dragnet to have your whole life be a Big Punchline. Joe Versus the Volcano .

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol awesome OP, OP. Way to post

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I can't remember if I still have access to your server but I hope I do because I'm gonna get high and watch Alien Abduction Slaughter Whatever

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Sid Vicious posted:

I can't remember if I still have access to your server but I hope I do because I'm gonna get high and watch Alien Abduction Slaughter Whatever

You might, i can’t remember. You can send me a request if you need to. If the username you have for it is nerdtime then it’s old.

Also Alien Beach Party Massacre is a terrible loving pile of turds not even worth watching by bad movie standards. It should be deleted but I refuse to delete anything. I leave it in there like a bomb in minesweeper to ruin people’s day.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Windows 98 posted:

You might, i can’t remember. You can send me a request if you need to. If the username you have for it is nerdtime then it’s old.

Also Alien Beach Party Massacre is a terrible loving pile of turds not even worth watching by bad movie standards. It should be deleted but I refuse to delete anything. I leave it in there like a bomb in minesweeper to ruin people’s day.

Ah it must be old I'll shoot you a PM

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Sid Vicious posted:

Ah it must be old I'll shoot you a PM

I don’t have PMs because I was banned many moons ago. Send me a PM on skullmund or tell me your username

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