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Here are 25 drat fine cats.
This poll is closed.
#7 Koda 14 2.28%
#8 Willow 22 3.58%
#11 Miko 13 2.11%
#13 Gumbo 24 3.90%
#15 Silly 13 2.11%
#16 Kiska 29 4.72%
#17 Butterscotch 53 8.62%
#20 Kotofey Ivanovich 22 3.58%
#23 Lulu 31 5.04%
#24 Franklin 25 4.07%
#26 Gordie Meow 16 2.60%
#27 Sakamoto 13 2.11%
#28 Phyrexian Obliterator 67 10.89%
#34 Mittens 15 2.44%
#35 Aytumn 14 2.28%
#41 Gypsy 13 2.11%
#43 Moo Moo 39 6.34%
#44 Speedball 37 6.02%
#47 Sadie 21 3.41%
#48 Winston 17 2.76%
#52 Herman 13 2.11%
#53 Rollo 20 3.25%
#54 Penny 17 2.76%
#62 Bubbles 37 6.02%
#67 Chloe 30 4.88%
Total: 181 votes
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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them


DO IT VOTE 67 (CLO)

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

bump_fn posted:



VOTE CHLOE (67(

holy poo poo my brain is broke. i got the wrong name in for #67 it says cat but it should be chloe

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Voting cat

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Moo Moo #43 defeated a child-lock to raid the cat food drawer.



Aftermath:



Moo Moo raiding a cat food shipment:





Moo Moo raiding the bathroom????



Moo Moo does this to remind us to feed her.



https://www.instagram.com/moo_squared/

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 21:34 on May 13, 2018

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


dee eight posted:

holy poo poo my brain is broke. i got the wrong name in for #67 it says cat but it should be chloe

Oh, can my vote be removed from #67 then? I voted cause it's name was just Cat.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Vote Bubbles instead !! #62 !

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

bump_fn posted:



DO IT VOTE 67 (CLO)

I want to squeeze this little furbag and kiss her on the nose.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Kiska (#16) tired from a long day of sleeping on my bed and also on me and also on the cat tree shortly thereafter:



She is not a smart cat, she is not a graceful cat, but she is a cat of the people who are well-meaning but kind of dumb.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Just vote Kotofey I mean look at him (20)



He's a responsible, family oriented cat


He's got a lovely smile


Judges love him


Maine Coons love him


I love him
















SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hector Beerlioz posted:

i had the best cat ever in china

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fit99l6kHyA

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hector Beerlioz posted:

i had the best cat ever in china

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I guess owning a cat in China gets you on probation :smug:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

chloe 67 do the vote pls

Fumblemouse
Mar 21, 2013


STANDARD
DEVIANT
Grimey Drawer
Apparently walking photos are popular so here are some of Speedball #44 going on a walk

Here is Speedball starting off in the garden.


And here is Speedball arriving at the beach.


Later she took a stroll in the forest.


Then she went to the moon. Here is a lovely shot of her with an Earthrise


Then she climbed into a rocket and went to another planet


It was about then that things started to get a little weird...


...and derivative...


eventually ending up in bad photoshop Hell!


Then some stuff happened and she was soon back home in bed. What a big walk for Speedball!


Vote Speedball #44

Dr. Gargunza
May 19, 2011

He damned me for a eunuch,
and my mother for a whore.



Fun Shoe
What's the Round 2 deadline on catvotes? Also, are we limited to the number of votes we can cast this round?

wanna skritch some cattes

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Kotobest (Kotofey, #20)

Kotobaby


Kotogrump


Kotobox




Kotohideout


Kotospinner

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Keep those Obliterator votes coming!

PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting
Please keep on posting more pictures and gifs of your adorable and perfect phatte cattes, tia.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!


:wink:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Dr. Gargunza posted:

What's the Round 2 deadline on catvotes? Also, are we limited to the number of votes we can cast this round?

wanna skritch some cattes

I set the poll for 9 days and you are only limited on votes by the number of your accounts.

I case of a tie for any of the final spots, a sudden death trial by combat system will be used.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫


Here, Gordie Meow (#26) demonstrates the importance of closing the dryer door if you walk away for five seconds.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back






our cats should be friends tbh

what a cutie ginger butt!!!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
so many good cats

when we decided we wanted a cat we of course wanted one from the shelter and we also decided that we wanted an older one because kittens can be assholes and i figure an older cat who had spent a lot of time at the cat shelter might enjoy a more peaceful life in our condo. we went to the cat shelter and there were over a hundred cats and we were like "holy poo poo this is great" but then we spoke to the woman at the cat shelter and she said that we could choose from two of the adult cats there.

our first thought was "what the poo poo let us take whatever cat we want" but then she explained that some years ago she let a family take home an adult cat and once the cat got to the new home she stopped eating, then she didn't start eating again when they brought her back to the shelter so she starved to death and died. cats are dumb af so i guess if they enjoy the cat shelter and the social stimulation from other cats it can break their little brains if you take them out of that. so she told us that there were just two cats that she felt had the right personality to move out of the shelter because neither one got along well with the other cats

the first one she showed us was this adorable white and gray cat who started meowing as soon as we entered her little room and was very affectionate and brushing against our legs. so we were playing with this cat and the woman said yeah she's a very nice cat and she'd probably adjust well outside of the shelter also she has a prolapsed butthole and you'll have to poke that thing back in once or twice a day. soooo we asked to see the other one

so we met leo and he was also very affectionate and was trying to crawl up my wife's legs and into her arms and once he was in her arms he had a look on his face like "pls get me out of here." his fur was all hosed up because he was too stressed to groom himself at the shelter. and he had arrived there as an adult and had spent six goddamn years being stressed out. also he is missing all his teeth except his canines. the woman says he's probably 8-10 years old but we can't know for sure

for the first few days he hid under the blankets but slowly became more and more affectionate and open. now he sits in my wife's arms every morning while she eats breakfast and he sits with me on the couch while i'm studying.

a few months after he arrived, i came home to find him on the couch in the position shown in the video. he wasn't moving and his eyes were half open and i was like "welp he's dead but at least he had a nice few months" but then his tail started moving. still creeps me out when he does it

baw fucked around with this message at 19:09 on May 15, 2018

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
gonna have to vote for gumbo, he seems like the type of cat you could have a beer with

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Lulu got ready for swimsuit season by getting a Brazilian



Vote Lulu #23; she goes through pain to live up to society’s beauty standards!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them






Fumblemouse
Mar 21, 2013


STANDARD
DEVIANT
Grimey Drawer
Small Child has demanded I put up non-photoshopped photos of Speedball actually going for a walk, lest you think she's a small cat with no life.

Here is Speedball doing pushups on muscle beach


Pumped and ready to go. Tail is looking fantastic


We don't need no maps! Might need a poo, though.


Stupid humans are horribly lost


Speedball finds the way!


Safe back in the car it's the attack of the headbump! Because driving is too easy.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

YOUR VOTE MATTERS! Exercise your forums citizenship and vote for PHYREXIAN OBLITERATOR!

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I hope you all have enjoyed my dumb idiot Kiska (#16). She's a good cat and I'm eternally grateful for the fact that she picked me by flopping on my feet at the animal shelter in Taos New Mexico as I was walking towards another cat :unsmith:



Just a fuckton of good cats in this contest, pet all your cats because they're all great.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

C'mon, vote for this pretty girl

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

She'll dance for you

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Maybe if she could just make it to the next round I could afford her a bigger box...

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

You know you wanna rub that tum tum..




CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Harley is pretty bummed she didn't make the cut

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

You don't want to make her angry...






:patriot: Vote Gypsy - Best Cat 2018! :patriot:

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Moo Moo #43

------



The transition moment from aggressive licking into fighting looks like this



RARR



Being a pain



....Why do we keep going to lick at the same time



...Stop that

...No you first

https://www.instagram.com/moo_squared/

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 07:54 on May 18, 2018

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Moo Moo is quite the hunter. When she was just a kitten we saw her proudly enter the room holding a giant stuffed animal (ostrich) in the air by the neck. At the time it was twice her size.



It became her favorite toy for a while, and she dragged it around with her until the day she started kidnapping the stuffed blue hippo.

Here is Moo Moo closely watching a hunting documentary starring big cats:





One day she watched one, and then we saw her immediately prowl off to apply her new skills onto the poor cat we were babysitting.



Waiting to strike

https://www.instagram.com/moo_squared/

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Always smell interesting things and sit with your idiot mouth hanging open for 30+ seconds, says Kiska (#16)

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Fumblemouse posted:

Apparently walking photos are popular so here are some of Speedball #44 going on a walk

Here is Speedball starting off in the garden.


And here is Speedball arriving at the beach.


Later she took a stroll in the forest.


Then she went to the moon. Here is a lovely shot of her with an Earthrise


Then she climbed into a rocket and went to another planet


It was about then that things started to get a little weird...


...and derivative...


eventually ending up in bad photoshop Hell!


Then some stuff happened and she was soon back home in bed. What a big walk for Speedball!


Vote Speedball #44

You got skills, god drat

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Good stuff all around. The poll ends on Sunday, so campaign hard and vote like it matters.

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