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Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

FactsAreUseless posted:

The only "bombs" Bernie would have dropped would have been the many, many albums of classic rock covers he would release as president with his band, Bernie on the Sands. And they would have been loving terrible.

Now I'm imagining a ratpack-style album featuring the progressive wing of the Democratic party recorded live at the Sands Hotel in beautiful (1960s) Las Vegas.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Actually we decided on local communism globally. Stop silencing the voice of the people, you capitalist oppressor you.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Love Rat posted:

Now I'm imagining a ratpack-style album featuring the progressive wing of the Democratic party recorded live at the Sands Hotel in beautiful (1960s) Las Vegas.
Cursed Albums

client
Aug 19, 2010

Cummunism











Crapitalism

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Now I'm imagining Sanders belting out Sinatra standards in that Larry David voice. Lord have mercy on my soul.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

Actually we decided on local communism globally. Stop silencing the voice of the people, you capitalist oppressor you.

Whatever, just tell me who's going up against the wall already!

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Who What Now posted:

Whatever, just tell me who's going up against the wall already!

sorry comrade, but if you have to ask...

*cocks tokarev*

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Walls are bourgeois. We just have ditches here in the revolution. Cheap, easy, no repaints.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Trotsky did nothing wrong (except not dodging the icepick)

that is an urban legend, it was an ice axe

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Communism is bad, socialism is bad and capitalism is bad. They are all bad because people are bad. Sorry nerds!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nihilists are the worst, dude.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pawn 17 posted:

Communism is bad, socialism is bad and capitalism is bad.

ok Hitler

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

I'm a communist capitalist.
I prefer the term Gucci Marxist.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Bring back bartering

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
See reference:

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
My rapper name is Gucci Marx.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Is the communist revolution actually going to happen or are people just going to keep bullshitting online and doing nothing for the next decade?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

super sweet best pal posted:

Is the communist revolution actually going to happen or are people just going to keep bullshitting online and doing nothing for the next decade?

a power keg can explode from a single spark. be the change you believe in

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

super sweet best pal posted:

Is the communist revolution actually going to happen or are people just going to keep bullshitting online and doing nothing for the next decade?

It's been coming any day now for 50 years

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I dunno about any of the merits of this """debate""" you're talking about OP, but it's really funny watching high school age 4channers argue with themselves in fringe facebook groups about this sort of thing by copy/pasting memes back and forth:


Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Waffle House posted:

I dunno about any of the merits of this """debate""" you're talking about OP, but it's really funny watching high school age 4channers argue with themselves in fringe facebook groups about this sort of thing by copy/pasting memes back and forth:




what a time to be alive

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Nationalise cum

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016

Dillon2 posted:

Since absolutely nothing can be proven and no arguments won through a computer screen by sweaty men

My thermostat is never above 69 degrees, nobody sweats in my house I assure you

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Like you remember those Shatner albums?

the Common People cover was pretty good but I think that was mostly Ben Folds doing

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Capitalism created star citizen.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


I'm sure I'll get poo poo for this but, Gilligan's Island. Communism. It worked, everyone contributed somehow, although I guess some were more useful. Professor could have been running things but he was obviously a good commy and wanted things to be fluid. They had Gilligan for pretty much anything they needed. I'm not sure how the Howells contributed really since I've not seen the show in a very long time. Skipper was just a lazy bum but he was the strongest and sometimes was useful. But, this is the basis of my communistic-anarchy argument. Everyone can do something useful and everyone wins. Small scale works great, it's just getting people to agree after that point to work in larger groups.

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

I like to say "monolithic communism"

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Waffle House posted:

I dunno about any of the merits of this """debate""" you're talking about OP, but it's really funny watching high school age 4channers argue with themselves in fringe facebook groups about this sort of thing by copy/pasting memes back and forth:




more of these please

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
Capitalism: Spend your days working a job you hate for someone you dislike. A significant portion of your productivity is siphoned off to fund the lifestyle of a bureaucrat. You have essentially no say over your working conditions and minimal control over your own life. Your occupation has nothing to do with your education or interests. You take the first job you can get, even though it requires a two hour commute both ways, because you cannot afford to be unemployed for long. Most of the media you consume is curated for you by a handful of influential people seeking to placate you. Getting a car is easy, but getting healthcare is very difficult.

Communism: Literally the same thing, just switch the car and healthcare.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
These things only sound bad if you expect your life to be similar to some kind of YA novel protagonist. Selling people false expectations is very bad.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Aschlafly posted:

Capitalism: Spend your days working a job you hate for someone you dislike. A significant portion of your productivity is siphoned off to fund the lifestyle of a bureaucrat

Huhhhh?

The idle rich aren't even bureaucrats.

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
do we pin all the deaths from the korea and vietnam war on capitalism?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yea

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Caveman: follow Ug the elder. Kill mammoth. No choice in cave, can't suvive on your own. Ug tell of gods and rules. Take same job as other men. No healthcare but no taxes.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

drjuggalo posted:

do we pin all the deaths from the korea and vietnam war on capitalism?
korea, nah

vietnam, yea

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Nationalise cum

execute cum kulaks for hoarding and wasting precious cum

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

drjuggalo posted:

do we pin all the deaths from the korea and vietnam war on capitalism?

reformists and liberals like to act like North Korea is bad and not truly communist because they've been fed lies by the military industrial complex for over 70 years regarding what goes on in NK, but all the possibly bad things that could maybe have at some point happened under Juche rule in NK were directly caused by the unjust embargo of a people whose only crime was resisting American imperialist aggression.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Creamed Cormp posted:

execute cum kulaks for hoarding and wasting precious cum

I changed my mind I. Don’t want full communism anymore

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
First up against the wall? a LOT of cum

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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

First up against the wall? a LOT of cum

Are we shooting the cum or shooting the cum

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