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Pawn 17 posted:Who cleans up all the bodies the day after? It only seems fair that if you purged someone, it’s on you to clean it up the next day. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s your parents’ 50th anniversary party today? Guess you shoulda thought about that before blowing up that city bus! Also, your parents got purged, so looks like your schedule’s free!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think you miss the point of the movies that the only people who actually do much enthusiastic purging and don't get purged themselves in the process are the rich and the army, everyone else mostly just emerges from their fortified homes if they didn't get burnt down. Also the first movie implies that you will probably incite your neighbors to kill you if you don't quit upgrading your house, I mean come on he was doing you all a favor by driving the comps up
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What's the best movie to watch first if I want to invest into The Purge Mythology?
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Jul 15, 2018 15:18
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The first one is self contained, 2-4 have the 'gently caress the poor' plot
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Mega64 posted:What's the best movie to watch first if I want to invest into The Purge Mythology? the first is a home invasion movie that's about rich assholes trying to get their rich neighbor killed. the rest turn it into political satire.
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Groovelord Neato posted:the first is a home invasion movie that's about rich assholes trying to get their rich neighbor killed. the rest turn it into political satire.  It's about family
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Jul 15, 2018 15:36
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i forgot that in the first one they do take in a black guy that's being chased by the purgers.
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Jul 15, 2018 15:39
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What if Saw and The Purge?
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a new study bible! posted:What if Saw and The Purge? What if The Purge vs. Jason? He has to fight an entire Purge and they keep trying to Purge him.
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Jul 15, 2018 15:49
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Sawrge.
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you should totally do the purge in winter. you dont want a city full of corpses in mid-summer.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:you should totally do the purge in winter. or do I? 
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Jul 15, 2018 16:51
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luchajones posted:or do I? I mean yes, they do stay warm longer... put the "urge" back in purge
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Good morning everyone. As you know this weekend was the purge, and there will be some changes around the office. We don’t have a full headcount yet, but so far we know that Charlie got purged and so his direct reports are going to be reporting to Ed until we find a replacement. I’m glad to see no one burned down the office this year, I take that as a sign we are all fairly satisfied. Everyone’s computers will be coming out of the bunker in the next few days, so please hold on tight and do what you can on your phones. The graffiti will be cleaned up over the duration of the week. We’ve already papered over the stuff that was a gross HR violation, and I hope to get you all back to a pleasant work environment by the end of the week. We will be passing around a get well soon card for Krystal, our front desk receptionist, who was violently raped by Mike B weekend. She will be out recovering and in the meantime I’ve assigned Mike B to sit at the front desk and do her job.
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Jul 15, 2018 17:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sawrge. 
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The Management posted:Good morning everyone. As you know this weekend was the purge, and there will be some changes around the office. We don’t have a full headcount yet, but so far we know that Charlie got purged and so his direct reports are going to be reporting to Ed until we find a replacement. I’m glad to see no one burned down the office this year, I take that as a sign we are all fairly satisfied. Everyone’s computers will be coming out of the bunker in the next few days, so please hold on tight and do what you can on your phones. The graffiti will be cleaned up over the duration of the week. We’ve already papered over the stuff that was a gross HR violation, and I hope to get you all back to a pleasant work environment by the end of the week. hmm, a job would probably fire Mike B for moral reasons
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luchajones posted:hmm, a job would probably fire Mike B for moral reasons This has been litigated already. Firing someone for purge activities is extremely difficult as you have to prove long term financial damages caused by their actions. That’s just setting us up for a lawsuit. We all love Krystal and appreciate everything she does for us, so as you can imagine Mike B is going to be fairly unpopular around the office for a while.
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Probably a lot of bullshit and waste that is covered up because it gratifies the rage of the upper crust, OP
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Jul 15, 2018 18:15
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The purge would really gently caress with the insurance industry.
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Jul 15, 2018 18:47
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Ograbme posted:The purge would really gently caress with the insurance industry.
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the splurge: putting fun back in funeral
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Jul 15, 2018 18:58
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Ograbme posted:The purge would really gently caress with the insurance industry. Insurance policy doesn’t cover purge damage unless your insured items are in a certified purge bunker during purge hours.
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Jul 15, 2018 19:37
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Isaac posted:I havent seen these movies cause its the kind of thing a coworker who listens to korn would be into The first one is kinda good, the other ones are garbage.
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Jul 15, 2018 19:41
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Ograbme posted:The purge would really gently caress with the insurance industry. One of the plot points of the third(?) movie is that you have to pay extra purge insurance or get hosed
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Jul 15, 2018 19:42
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:a loophole into The Purge plot. *gasp* no! no... 
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Jul 15, 2018 19:43
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steinrokkan posted:The first one is kinda good, the other ones are garbage. I like a good home invasion movie. I thought The Strangers was better though.
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Jul 15, 2018 20:02
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If the insurance companies wont give your purge insurance on the cheap...you get them during the next purge!
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The Management posted:Good morning everyone. As you know this weekend was the purge, and there will be some changes around the office. We don’t have a full headcount yet, but so far we know that Charlie got purged and so his direct reports are going to be reporting to Ed until we find a replacement. I’m glad to see no one burned down the office this year, I take that as a sign we are all fairly satisfied. Everyone’s computers will be coming out of the bunker in the next few days, so please hold on tight and do what you can on your phones. The graffiti will be cleaned up over the duration of the week. We’ve already papered over the stuff that was a gross HR violation, and I hope to get you all back to a pleasant work environment by the end of the week. Why didn’t he purge her after
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The surge, everybody drinks that God awful soda all day and reminisces on their favorite moments from the night before ("I really enjoyed the rape," "remember when dad was murdered?" etc).
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Jul 16, 2018 10:51
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id terrorize the westboro baptist church while theyre denied the legal recourse they depend on. i dont hear about them anymore but im sure theyre still horrible
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alpaca diseases posted:Why didn’t he purge her after Uh, so she has to live with it?? Jesus dude, think like a Purger 
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Colonel Cancer posted:The people who do all the murdering and raping during the purge are such chumps. The pros just sit in a bunker and infringe intellectual property, commit fraud etc. loving this. You’ve got all year to plan a sweetass heist emptying the bank accounts of rich fucks, why waste it on Mr Logan in apartment 43? Once you’re on your own private island earning 20% you can hire someone to feed him slowly into a woodchipper any time.
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i didnt really enjoy the first, i thought the other ones were fun enough. after reading this thread it is strange that this is as political as our movies get. I had never really thought about how businesses would work afterwords. it really makes the question of legal abortion mute tho. if you dont want the kid you just have to murder it afterwards, on Purge day. of course i guess pregnancy is life threatening to some people. and you might get attached to your baby... but every week after purge day would be like the works program by Roosevelt. everyone would have a job cleaning up the mess left behind..
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I suppose you'd have to offload anything you stole right away, otherwise you'd be guilty of handling stolen goods... or would the goods not count as stolen if they were nicked on purge night? Important philosophical questions.
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I'd have to go down to the DMV and register the new Dodge Dart I purged last night, and of course it's going to be a loving nightmare because all the people that decided to purge DMV employees the night before.
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Marmaduke! posted:I suppose you'd have to offload anything you stole right away, otherwise you'd be guilty of handling stolen goods... or would the goods not count as stolen if they were nicked on purge night? Important philosophical questions. Negative, doesn't count. See my post right below yours.
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am i allowed to report stolen property the next day? If you have stolen items can the police get you once the purge is over?
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steinrokkan posted:The first one is kinda good, the other ones are garbage. no.
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i liked this movie better when it was a star trek episode
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are there any actual rules? like, would a nuke be legal?
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