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Jul 18, 2018 15:16
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I learned how to bake because fresh baked bread is seriously like the best thing ever and now I can have that whenever I want it. I'm a strong advocate of baking. You know what makes a dark day brighter? A pie. |
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Jul 18, 2018 16:42
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I'm a strong advocate of baking. You know what makes a dark day brighter? A pie. drat right. Fresh baked goods won't solve your problems but they do make the trials of life easier to deal with for sure. ...excuse me I think I need to bake tonight. |
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Jul 18, 2018 19:01
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krampster2 posted:Walking confidently to the checkout at the bookstore with a copy of P&P like waddup, it's a good book. I'd one-up you and say I read P&P and Jane Eyre this year... but I wont because that's needlessly competitive and scorekeeping like this helps no one, so I will instead celebrate the fact that we both read good books, yay!
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Jul 18, 2018 20:38
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Jul 18, 2018 22:18
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Relaxing at a day spa getting a pedicure with my hair in a towel, a cream mask on, and cucumber slices over my eyes, except it's not to ironically offset my otherwise macho persona. |
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Jul 18, 2018 22:45
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Keeping my knees together on the train while maintaining eye contact with the scantily clad bikini model across the aisle as she engages in conversation with me in the form of a stream of consciousness, with no real connection from one tangent to the other I await the next disconnected thought. How does she keep track of the relationship status of so many people on her Facebook friends list? How does she know so much about eye shades, and the corresponding complementary colors one would wear with one's outfit, and of course how is it that I HAVEN'T heard about what Snooki's latest happenings are on the reunited cast of the Jersey Shore? Regretfully, her stop arrives and she smiles and bids me a good day. She gets up to leave and when she departs the train I have to yell at the other passengers whose eyes were even now retracting back into their orbits like twin anchors on the U.S.S. Lecherous Boor. Ah, my fellow man- barely a step above a genital-licking mutt, if not for society's rules and conventions I would expect my own leg to be at risk of a thorough humping. I shrug and unroll the magazine I had halted reading when she began her life's dissertation. I have one last article of Cosmopolitan to read before I get to my stop, and then home to my loving wife where I must surrender the magazine. I can't wait to hear about her day, though- she went to get her hair done, too. I bet she's as beautiful as ever... ~~~ https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 19, 2018 00:04
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MockingQuantum posted:I'd one-up you and say I read P&P and Jane Eyre this year... No way, so did I! Jane Eyre was probably my favourite. I was made to for a course but I'm glad I took it because now I know that 19th century women's lit is pretty neat. krampster2 fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Jul 19, 2018 03:00
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Reading Joy of Sex, just takin noyes here. No big 
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Jul 19, 2018 08:35
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At the H&M, honestly interested in helping my partner choose new work clothes. There is no joke here, fighting toxic masculinity is serious business |
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Jul 19, 2018 08:53
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doing my part to fight toxic masculinity by loving women so much i go out of my way to impress them by holding doors open and buying them drinks and asking "is this guy bothering you?" so they'll have sex with me
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Jul 19, 2018 11:33
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theres toxic masculinity and then there'se healthy masculinity but it's not a line, its a horseshoe and at the end they meet and you take steroids to make it easier to hold of challengers while you change your sons diaper in the mens bathroom at the MMA fight
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Jul 19, 2018 11:38
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uh, excuse me, miss CVS cashier, but I think my wife and I will both be buying a pregnancy test this evening.
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Jul 19, 2018 13:05
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light roast has more caffeine |
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Jul 20, 2018 15:19
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slowm posted:light roast has more caffeine takes a lot of energy to fight toxic masculinity |
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Jul 20, 2018 15:42
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Replacing military hazing traditions with positive daily affirmations to fight toxic masculinity
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Jul 20, 2018 16:07
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imagine having to fight toxic masculinity because you haven't yet realised it's toxic femininity that's the problem.
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Jul 20, 2018 16:17
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Splatmaster posted:Replacing military hazing traditions with positive daily affirmations to fight toxic masculinity 
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Jul 20, 2018 16:20
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Toxic femininity is reading little women and being unable to get over the patriarchal situation and enjoy the book
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Jul 20, 2018 16:21
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At a 5-Star Hotel in Monaco... Sean Connery: Name'sh BOND, Jamesh Bond Svelte Fashionista: Fascinating! And what is it that you do, exactly... Mr. BOND. Sean: I fight tokshik mashkalinity! SF: Oh, how charming! And how exactly are you doing that? Sean: For exshample, I will not be shleeping with you, tonight dishpite the fact that I want to, and perhapsh even if YOU want to. SF: That's quite magnificent of you to so gallantly defend my honor by not soiling it! Sean: My thoughtsh exactly! **several hours later** Sean *lighting first his cigarette, then hers*: There, you shee! I did my part, tokshik mashkalinity has been fought onesh again! SF *admiring wedding ring*: Yes, it has- I never expected you to finally pop the question- I guess this means I'm no longer your side bitch? Sean: My thoughtsh exactly! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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I established garden tours for the local Awanas to break the cycle and teach kids how to treat hoes in the 21st century |
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Jul 22, 2018 16:54
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i flash my freshly plucked eyebrows with pride at the gym, and even the most swole of bros stands frozen in disbelief around the bench, uttering breathlessly "they...they're so...on fleek" |
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Jul 25, 2018 21:10
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Making eye contact with another dude at the gym while we are both pumpin' iron without feeling like something weirdly sexual has just happened. |
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Jul 26, 2018 03:24
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bringing a 8 pack of tall gals (diet coke skinny cans) to chill with my bros, nbd
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Jul 26, 2018 05:13
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Jul 26, 2018 07:56
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grilling non-phallic foods |
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Josh “Meat Man” Richards is uninvited from the cookout unless he brings a veggie platter and apologizes to everyone for being such a ‘meat head’ about individual dietary choices |
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