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Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

a bone to pick posted:

I wish I was dead

# ? Oct 6, 2018 12:40

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:02

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LM-CTF was the poo poo, invented the offhand grapple my man

# ? Oct 6, 2018 12:50

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Waking up at 4am to take a crap because I ate two ice cream sandwiches last night to own the youth

# ? Oct 6, 2018 12:55

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I can still remember back when we played tag instead of fortnite

siiiiiigh

# ? Oct 6, 2018 12:59

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

i only turned 30 a few months ago guys how was the rest of your 30s?

so far its been pretty good but i feel like i can't drink beer as much as I could before and I get sick a lot easier. I always have an almost constant cold during winter. i also got a lot of fat around my abdomen and i remember once being kinda trim yknow. i get angry at other people a lot for things that i used to feel pretty liberal about such as "having a different opinion"

what happen???????

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:05

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the best part about playing tag is going back inside and playing twisted metal

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:07

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Super Grocery Kart posted:

I’m 41 in two weeks.

At 35 I was single, in the best shape of my life, and mostly had my finances in order.

Now I’m engaged, a stepdad, fat, declaring bankruptcy and do stuff outside with my dogs as an excuse to not interact with my family.

poo poo, lol, someone hosed up

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:08

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

4 more years and my two kids will be 18 and maybe I can save some money

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:19

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

I'll be 37 in a few months. I've already felt like most trendy things have passed me by due to me not knowing what most of them are(mostly pop culture trends, like whatever the hell a dap is, and I can't be bothered to look it up). I also don't use social media.

I shall be yelling at clouds soon enough.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:41

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

marijuanamancer posted:

the best part about playing tag is going back inside and playing twisted metal

hell yeah if you can blow up the eiffel tower you can use it as a bridge

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:43

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Rakosi posted:

i only turned 30 a few months ago guys how was the rest of your 30s?

so far its been pretty good but i feel like i can't drink beer as much as I could before and I get sick a lot easier. I always have an almost constant cold during winter. i also got a lot of fat around my abdomen and i remember once being kinda trim yknow. i get angry at other people a lot for things that i used to feel pretty liberal about such as "having a different opinion"

what happen???????

Hangovers suddenly kicked in at 30. So does the regret of your 20s.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:43

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

also if you had a high metabolism say goodbye to that and say hello to actually watching what you eat like all the other schlubs

# ? Oct 6, 2018 13:45

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i watch what i eat as it goes into my mouth and i get larger

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:06

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

some people just have good metabolisms forever, we're just better im sorry

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:08

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

you're so clever and above it all just amazing

aw thanks my dude. thats just what im always telling everyone too

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:09

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

marijuanamancer posted:

some people just have good metabolisms forever, we're just better im sorry

i think you just eat less tbh

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:16

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

I can tell when it's about to rain due to the aches in old injuries flaring up.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:16

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Do girls get more desperate in their 30's?
I'm very lonely and am hoping to settle down with somebody who also wants the same when I hit my 30s because god drat its seemingly impossible in my late 20s

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:20

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

i started declining invites by telling people that my SO is having one of those days and I'd best stay home instead of telling them that I'd rather sit at home and listen to music or watch netflix than hang around with a bunch of miserable 30's with bad jobs and worse lives.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:23

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Do girls get more desperate in their 30's?
I'm very lonely and am hoping to settle down with somebody who also wants the same when I hit my 30s because god drat its seemingly impossible in my late 20s

Depends on the chick. Some of us become bitter and enraged by 32.

Sleeping in past 7am is a gamble on whether or not I get back pain for half of the day.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:31

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Embrace your feminine loneliness and get some cats

# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:37

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Embrace your feminine loneliness and get some cats

I DO love me some pussy... :thunk:

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:14

plape tickler: Oct 21, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

a bone to pick posted:

I wish I was dead

I'm 10 years older than most of you. I'm already dead.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:32

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Embrace your feminine loneliness and get some cats

Hell yeah

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:32

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

In my 20s I was posting with one hand while rhythmically soothing a fleshy pink sack of meat with the other.

In my 30s :same:

but now the fleshy pink sack of meat is a baby.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:34

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

i wish i was bread

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:54

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

My 20s were spent entirely in higher education, as well as half of my 30s. I turn 36 in a couple months. You couldn't pay me to be a 20something dumbass again. I'm also becoming MUCH more radical in my political and social views, and I think that conservatism is a form of virulent sociopathy only curable by

:thermidor:

# ? Oct 6, 2018 15:58

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

I was getting chemotherapy on my 30th birthday, so my perspective is somewhat skewed.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:04

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

i am a super basic 30 y.o. because i hate my job but am too deep in with student loans to quit, don't belong to a community, am super depressed & anxious, and treat my cats like children

#justmillenialthings

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:08

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

4 more years and my two kids will be 18 and maybe I can save some money

Jeeze nice humble brag about getting some puss 14 years ago :jerkbag:

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:13

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Do girls get more desperate in their 30's?
I'm very lonely and am hoping to settle down with somebody who also wants the same when I hit my 30s because god drat its seemingly impossible in my late 20s

Everyone who's dating in their 30s is either divorced or divorced with kids

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:22

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i wish i was ~~bread~~ bred

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:23

Ronwayne: Nov 20, 2007; That warm and fuzzy feeling.

turbomoose posted:

Everyone who's dating in their 30s is either divorced or divorced with kids

I dunno, I've found a decent sized pool of never-marrieds, no-kids, and the number seems to be growing as time goes on, culturally.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:34

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

I made some hella bad travel plans that cost me. Is this the self own thread?

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:38

best bale: Jul 4, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

poopnanners posted:

I made some hella bad travel plans that cost me. Is this the self own thread?

Welcome, friend

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:42

Crazyweasel: Oct 29, 2006; lazy

Turning 30 in a couple of months, basically accelerated life and education and work through my 20s and now sinking in that maybe I should like just do what I want on the weekends?

# ? Oct 6, 2018 17:06