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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Holy poo poo I hit the "feeling lucky" random search on Yandy and the first result was this


:getin:

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Papa Emeritus III posted:

Does.... does it come with chili? Asking for friend.

Yes, but the chili has French onion soup mix in it.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
The soup mix is also cursed

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

ZamBOOni_Rodeo posted:

Yes, but the chili has French onion soup mix in it.

:gonk:

For content, I give you "Black Mass Costume":


"Hallelujah, is it Halloween season already? Put the fear of God in all those who don't observe or believe. Pick up our Mens Black Mass Halloween Costume today!

This item features a religious robe, papal poncho, miter hat and skeleton mask. When there is no one else to turn to most look for guidance to their spiritual council, but this Halloween they will have to bow down to the sinister."


:allears:

Edit: If the website weren't shady as gently caress, I would actually go as Discount Papa Emeritus for Halloween.

Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Oct 15, 2018

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
There's a sexy generic Slenderman costume (creepy slim man)

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Dixville posted:

There's a sexy generic Slenderman costume (creepy slim man)



Man, Annie Lennox, what happen?

Woden
May 6, 2006

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

sexy handmaid, this is kind of brilliant

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Throwing in my "lol juice demon"


This Luigi-like object has a serious case of terminal 7 going on

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Papa Emeritus III posted:

Does.... does it come with chili? Asking for friend.


You know, I was wondering why that image pissed me off and dammit....
It's literally the best chili you've ever had. The only problem is I have to explain to people why I have all of these baby costumes when I don't have a baby.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

SardonicTyrant posted:

It's literally the best chili you've ever had. The only problem is I have to explain to people why I have all of these baby costumes when I don't have a baby.

:thunk:
I am willing to tolerate the bad looks for millions of costumes laying around but with no children if the chili is loving bombastic.

When the forensic units inevitably tear up your floor boards to look for nonexistent baby corpses, just be all "you've GOT to try this poo poo".

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

some good user names itt

juice demon
Pete the plumber
a-lad-in a costume
creppy slim man
sexy dead assassin

lmao

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Have u ever had a-lad-in u?
Happy halloWEEN

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Papa Emeritus III posted:

:thunk:
I am willing to tolerate the bad looks for millions of costumes laying around but with no children if the chili is loving bombastic.

When the forensic units inevitably tear up your floor boards to look for nonexistent baby corpses, just be all "you've GOT to try this poo poo".
I emailed them asking if they could send me the chili without a costume. The next day someone cut my brakes.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


They were dumb to cave and take this one down

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




I couldn't figure this one out for the life of me until I got to 'Lady Blue Goblin'. The shiny shirt was throwing me off.

'I don't think the Adventure Time Kid was a goblin...'

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018

loving Zalgo?!

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

SardonicTyrant posted:

It's literally the best chili you've ever had. The only problem is I have to explain to people why I have all of these baby costumes when I don't have a baby.

The trick is to under cook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. It's kind of the thing I do best

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



“Green Pixel Robot Monster”

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

What does Sexy Herb look like?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

What does Sexy Herb look like?

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back





someone please purchase this for me tia

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Linux Pirate posted:

This pun makes me mad, even thought I'd use that pun in a heartbeat if I was given the opportunity.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I want a Darth Vader rip off labeled "Space Postmaster"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Big Beef City posted:

I want a Darth Vader rip off labeled "Space Postmaster"

"Duke Father"

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

not bad

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



It'd be pretty crazy if they shaved chewbacca and he was actually a sexy lady who can only communicate through gargling this whole time.

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
https://youtu.be/V4rUiV_Hh74

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


















Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Some of these are very clever and funny.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




lmfao or padre

also that wino wig is p good

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

i like this one, it serves double duty. thats two halloweens for the price of one

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

somebody put a bit of thought into this and i appreciate their efforts

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I loving lost it at "Rehab Wig", hooooly poo poo lmfao.

SardonicTyrant posted:

I emailed them asking if they could send me the chili without a costume. The next day someone cut my brakes.

I'm thinking they actually work for the bald accountant guy. His costume was sculpted from his likeness and his chili is his only prized possession. He is profoundly protective of the recipe. Consider yourself lucky that his wrath was isolated to your breaks.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
"Sexy [adjective] [noun]"

You can practically make a game of it

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

Mistle posted:

"Sexy [adjective] [noun]"

You can practically make a game of it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!








Done goofed, not calling it 'Mortician Costume'


Really?!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
is carmen sandiego still a thing? :psyduck:

where is the commander keen costume

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






check out that clearance price. what a goddamn deal

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Snoo posted:



check out that clearance price. what a goddamn deal

Shoes, stockings, crop top nt included.

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