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Chunky or Smooth?
Chunky
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I'm a filthy loving independent centerist that refuses to choose sides.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Peter Pan Simply Ground is the best peanut butter. The peanuts are ground real fine so you get the best of both worlds. A little bit of crunch but smooth enough to spread without tearing up yo bread.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you've got to crunch it when you munch it

if you smooth it you will lose it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
One report all day, and it’s about loving peanut butter. Not arrows up anuses, or filthy relationships, just smooth or creamy. Hit a nerve op.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Burt Sexual posted:

One report all day, and it’s about loving peanut butter. Not arrows up anuses, or filthy relationships, just smooth or creamy. Hit a nerve op.

Lmfao.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

One report all day, and it’s about loving peanut butter. Not arrows up anuses, or filthy relationships, just smooth or creamy. Hit a nerve op.

I feel accomplished today.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Peter Pan Simply Ground is the best peanut butter. The peanuts are ground real fine so you get the best of both worlds. A little bit of crunch but smooth enough to spread without tearing up yo bread.

You are basically a big pile of poo poo and a terrible person. How can you eat bread with all those carbs?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

the worst thing to puke up is a spicy seafood jambalaya

i know

Actually it’s probably blood or bits of your internal organs

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


UltraRed posted:

Chunky peanut butter is for bad moms. My mom gave me smooth peanut butter, now I have a degree in Electrical Engineering. My bother was given chunky, despite having a different color lid, and now he drives a truck and lives with my parents. imyt

Sounds like your brother is a cool dude who lives rent free and you're a stuck up nerd.

I'll stick with my chunky

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
My crotch is chunky, but my brain is smooth. :smug:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Smooth things are unnatural, they do not exist in nature.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mix smooth and chunky together with this




Piss in god's eye.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Burt Sexual posted:

One report all day, and it’s about loving peanut butter.

Anyone want a chunky or smooth related probe?

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
I like both OP :smug:

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

smooth is for baking. in college i ate a kilogram of peanut butter a week, no bread, just scooped it out with a big spoon and ate it like an ice cream cone. apparently some people on the dorm floor couldn’t comprehend eating peanut butter by itself and thought it was gross.

My shits that year were absolutely perfect, btw. No constipation or loose stools at all.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

the smoothest, buttery chunks only. a well shaved and oiled up fat man. heaven!

prolly should have read the op. c'est la vie.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I don't like big chunks of peanut in my peanut butter. I want some drat consistency in my butters of choice! I don't mind crunchy if there's lots of tiny ground peanuts, but I rarely eat peanut butter anyways and usually just grab smooth.

With raspberry or grape jelly are my faves for pbj sandwiches.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They should have chunky lube.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hell Stink posted:

You are basically a big pile of poo poo and a terrible person. How can you eat bread with all those carbs?

Ummmm.... deliciously?

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Colonel Cancer posted:

They should have chunky lube.

toss some canola oil and chunky peanut butter in a cake mixer.

would this be considered a 'life hack'?

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
There's also option D- all natural that is neither smooth nor chunky and is instead really oily or really dry because you need to stir that stuff up for way too long.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Chunky peanut butter all the way. And orange juice should have lots of pulp in it too.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Parts Kit posted:

And orange juice should have lots of pulp in it too.

Mods? MODS?!

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

Mods? MODS?!

He's right though

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I like pulpy orange juice if I’m just having a glass, but with food I like no pulp. It makes no sense I know.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
LMFAO I knew this was a balls thread nice try, OP

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
All my threads are about balls. I don't hide it.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Idgi
Chunky=smooth

?

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

spinderella posted:

Idgi
Chunky=smooth

?

What’s not to get? :confused:

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Tomato in a can: chunky
Tomato in a soup: chunky
Tomato in a sauce: chunky
Tomato in a paste: chunky
Tomato in ya face: chonky

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

The Cubelodyte posted:

What’s not to get? :confused:

That I was kidding

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

chunky soup eats like a meal

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

smooth soup is a mere course

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
My semen comes out chunky sometimes. I guess it depends on how long it's been since I've jerked off.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I like pulpy orange juice if I’m just having a glass, but with food I like no pulp. It makes no sense I know.

This makes sense to me

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

My semen comes out chunky sometimes. I guess it depends on how long it's been since I've jerked off.

My friend Taylor in high school told me when he jerked off in the shower he had to smoosh it down the drain with his toes and even now that kind of makes me gag and now I don’t like chunky anything

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

My semen comes out chunky sometimes. I guess it depends on how long it's been since I've jerked off.
Sounds like you need to hydrate tbh.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

My semen comes out chunky sometimes. I guess it depends on how long it's been since I've jerked off.

Those are just the partially formed babies you're aborting

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I eat chunky peanut butter straight out of the jar at work.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

My friend Taylor in high school told me when he jerked off in the shower he had to smoosh it down the drain with his toes and even now that kind of makes me gag and now I don’t like chunky anything

would it help if he smooshed your sandwich with his toes?

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Prefer toned, smooth butts to chunky, cellulite butts.

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