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*has tasters of every microbrew, annoying the gently caress out of the bartender. then orders cheapest domestic lager*
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Dec 23, 2018 15:44
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*orders drinks 2 at a time making the bartender wall back and forth, then right at the end "...and a guinness!"
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Dec 23, 2018 15:46
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*drops a glass* *circle clears around the shards waiting for someone to clean it* *2 minutes pass before one fussy DD picks up the big pieces and the circle collapses*
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Dec 23, 2018 15:58
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Yells at everyone: "This place is too loud and crowded." *walks out*
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Dec 23, 2018 16:57
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*orders a guinness nitro* "It's only one beer, why's it taking so long??? Service here sucks"
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Dec 23, 2018 17:44
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Dec 23, 2018 17:49
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Arrhythmia posted:WHAT? "Awrraaarrr rarmlargh brawg!" "What?!" "Sslllart bnaaarghlaagh!" "Yeah..ok"
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Dec 23, 2018 18:08
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Loads the juke box with "drunken hot girls" immediately gets shut off. Does a key bump while standing on the toilet
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Dec 23, 2018 18:46
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Dec 23, 2018 18:51
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*After 20+ minutes of failing to order drinks, I decide to leave but before I do I go into the stalls & piss on the floor. On the way out I shove the only roll of paper towel off the counter & onto my puddle*
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Dec 23, 2018 21:26
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Ill have one beer. Thanks.
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Dec 23, 2018 22:47
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*stacks glasses into tower, wondering how long this can go for before the bartender gets pissed
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Dec 23, 2018 22:50
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Cyril Sneer posted:*stacks glasses into tower, wondering how long this can go for before the bartender gets pissed 2
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Dec 23, 2018 23:06
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*bartender is off changing a keg* 
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Dec 23, 2018 23:06
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Arrhythmia posted:*bartender is off changing a keg* We will still see it, and you will be waited on last forever... The only time I ever seriously laid my hands on a customer was a cut off chick who slammed an empty tall rocks glass down on the bar at last call, sending tiny broken glass cubes EVERYWHERE. I used her body to open the the two sets of double doors to the outside. She was hitting me the whole time, glancing blows on my head even, but adrenaline kicks some rear end. The bouncer was like prancing alongside talking to me looking startled but I ignored him. Took even longer than I had feared to clean it all up, maybe 2 hours.
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Dec 23, 2018 23:15
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i always stack shot glasses but thats cause i always get a pickle back so at most its two it only causes the barback pain after all
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Dec 23, 2018 23:19
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OMFG FURRY posted:i always stack shot glasses but thats cause i always get a pickle back so at most its two That's different They are tough usually And won't make a huge rear end mess if they break
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Dec 23, 2018 23:24
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Nonviolent J posted:I used to just tap my can of jim beam Can of Jim Beam what a weird country
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Dec 24, 2018 05:45
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I found a pint glass full of urine in the bathroom at a bar I go to
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Dec 24, 2018 06:50
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Whoever makes spinster rage the hardest wins the thread.
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Dec 24, 2018 07:00
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Real Mean Queen posted:I found a pint glass full of urine in the bathroom at a bar I go to Pic Also a pint with a turd in it would be funnier raton fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 24, 2018 |
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Dec 24, 2018 07:03
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Laslow posted:Whoever makes spinster rage the hardest wins the thread. Noooooooooooo
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Dec 24, 2018 07:03
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spinderella posted:Noooooooooooo *keeps tapping the bar* Right here. Im next! Ill have a- *shocked about needing to pay, gets wallet out and starts counting out ones, fives and tens* Oh, and can I get a couple of cups of water and one sprite, too? *tips one dollar, waits until youre taking another order before holding it out*
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Dec 24, 2018 08:27
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Laslow posted:Whoever makes spinster rage the hardest wins the thread. I did this once, amazingly with no mishaps. Somehow, nobody said anything despite the fact that we were about 10ft away from the bar. 
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Dec 24, 2018 08:28
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Aw yeah, now were cookin with gas!
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Dec 24, 2018 08:30
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Black88GTA posted:I did this once, amazingly with no mishaps. Somehow, nobody said anything despite the fact that we were about 10ft away from the bar. *waiting for an excuse to kick you out as i serve other customers*
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Dec 24, 2018 09:55
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Real Mean Queen posted:I found a pint glass full of urine in the bathroom at a bar I go to Score!
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Dec 24, 2018 10:02
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Once I asked for a Hennessy and coke and the guy gave me a glass of guiness and a glass of coke
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Dec 24, 2018 11:07
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Wall Balls posted:i could've stayed at home at home and gotten wasted alone for a fraction of the price EXTreMELY SAME
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Dec 24, 2018 11:32
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somebody got a cig right lemme bum a cig c'mon
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Dec 24, 2018 11:32
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CJacobs posted:Hey, I don't gotta pay for this unless I drink the whole thing, right? I just wanna say I saw that bouncer specifically kicking your scrotum only and he's truly a master of his craft. RIP
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Dec 24, 2018 11:37
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Throws beer bottle at bartender for changing Black Sabbath to Christmas music* brother i'm getting kicked out w/ you
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Dec 24, 2018 11:44
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snack eater posted:I just want an autumnal mead https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866430
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Dec 24, 2018 11:45
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guys guys I think i'm drunk
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Dec 24, 2018 11:45
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*orders a reasonable american beer* *reads news on phone while drinking beer* *finishes beer and pays* *leaves to catch the bus*
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Dec 24, 2018 14:41
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*waits patiently at the bar for several minutes while the bartender finishes serving other customers* *gets acknowledged* Lemme get uhhhhhh....uhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhh *bartender rolls eyes and moves to the next customer*
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Dec 24, 2018 15:15
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im the girl thats twerking to christmas music
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Dec 24, 2018 15:22
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dk2m posted:im the girl thats twerking to christmas music Hello
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I'd like a pipe of your rarest amontillado, please.
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