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Wearing fedora, brony shirt, and is too busy to notice you because he's typing up his Kingdom Hearts x Doctor Who fanfic. He eventually notices you and says "oh welcome to heaven. Grab a dew and settle" You are confused, you ask if everyone just takes turns being god or something. He assures you he's the real deal, one and only. You start to lose consciousness, you stumble backward. The last thing you hear is His unprompted opinions on "so-called modern feminists".
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we're all just characters being role played by people on a gamefaqs message board
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Feb 7, 2019 10:22
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any afterlife that would accept me isn't worth entering
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Feb 7, 2019 10:24
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klapman posted:we're all just characters being role played by people on a gamefaqs message board 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:any afterlife that would accept me isn't worth entering poo poo now I gotta attain Nirvana all cuz of this guy. Thanks for ruining my cockroach afterlife.
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Feb 7, 2019 10:26
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Like a weird alien.
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Feb 7, 2019 11:27
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The GOD... was a MACHINIST, with NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
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Feb 7, 2019 13:46
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God's a programmer and only writes assembly, on paper. His interns have to convert it to C.
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Feb 7, 2019 14:03
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 The savior of mankind.
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I've heard that Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens, so that would mean God is likely a balding Midwestern middle-aged accountant.
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Feb 7, 2019 14:55
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.. ready to catch these hands! Life has not been kind to me and I often wonder who would allow this to happen.
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could we be so lucky
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Yeah, I'd take one look at that goofy rear end mustache and ask if it wasn't too late to get sent to hell.
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Feb 7, 2019 16:25
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it was lemmy all along you retards
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Feb 7, 2019 16:26
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Like this
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Station! 
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a dyson sphere surrounding one of the last remaining super black holes, its task is to capture as much energy as possible in order to power a continuous simulation of human history in every possible permutation to entertain the last remaining sentient beings as the universe enters heat death. its first version was known as Dwarf Fortress before its current incarnation. it asks if you would like to try a new seed
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The very last thing I want to hear when I enter heaven is "M'lady."
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OMFG FURRY posted:a dyson sphere surrounding one of the last remaining super black holes, its task is to capture as much energy as possible in order to power a continuous simulation of human history in every possible permutation to entertain the last remaining sentient beings as the universe enters heat death. its first version was known as Dwarf Fortress before its current incarnation. this but the sentients are all dead and we're just the npcs in one of their videogames that they left on GAME OVER
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bette midler
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poverty goat posted:it was lemmy all along you retards i never got into motorhead because of those weird things on his face. like, that is seriously the only reason
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marijuanamancer posted:Hunter S. Thompson that would make johnny depp a prohet / jesus. no thanks
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not surprised at all with your stupid shenanigans. That part on the beach, though, with just the one set of footprints where there used to be two? Sandpeople shenanigans. God loves shenanigans, it's a fact. You'll probably be fine.
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