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A Smoke Break
Feb 28, 2009

*snicker*
I got a tiny penis.

Will stinging it make it bigger.

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sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A Smoke Break posted:

I got a tiny penis.

Will stinging it make it bigger.

stick it in a wasp nest to find out!

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Geermayne Clements.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Germaine Greer/Clements


simultaneously very funny and deplatformed from all kinds of universities and writing conventions because of TERF

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Pneub posted:

Yeah, but wouldn't all the swelling be on one side and make your dickhole point like 90 degrees in whatever direction?

Seriously, would it?

not to worry, just a small additional penips sting will straighten that right out for you!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mozi posted:

not to worry, just a small additional penips sting will straighten that right out for you!



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nut to Butt posted:

why my honey levels have bee off the charts

too many boners

how much honey is too much

Fixed

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

the wasp didn't sting that dolphin's dick on accident

he stung that peepis on porpoise

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

idgi

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

StabMasterArson fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Mar 2, 2019

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
this happen to me 1 time when i was peeing off the porch!!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Turpitude posted:

this happen to me 1 time when i was peeing off the porch!!!!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Third Eye posted:

I wish your username was true

:eyepop:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Third Eye posted:

I wish your username was true

Lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

penips sounds like a pokemon name

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

penips sounds like a pokemon name

What? PENIPS is evolving!

Congratulations! Your PENIPS evolved into PENIPSAUR!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
PENIPS used HARDEN!

It' s not very effective. . .

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Gotta pay close attention to the age of the penips in your pokedex

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Wasps just don't do it for me anymore, I gotta have hornets stinging my dong nowadays. Just hope I can stop at hornets and not end up like one of the guys who has to have birds of prey bite their dicks.

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky

Robokomodo posted:

It’s Jemaine, idiot.

It's not germane, idiot

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Chief McHeath posted:

Wasps just don't do it for me anymore, I gotta have hornets stinging my dong nowadays. Just hope I can stop at hornets and not end up like one of the guys who has to have birds of prey bite their dicks.

It's lego brick up the dick and pirahna up the rear end for me these days. It's hell.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
it stung n i cumd

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

bumbledick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


onedayholiday posted:

it stung n i cumd

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Icochet posted:

It's lego brick up the dick and pirahna up the rear end for me these days. It's hell.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH



lol

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
hey op ur mom made that face last night, the expression was just a bit more pained ;)

edit: on an unrelated note: this is the caliber of thread we would expect from either the fat spurdo avatars or literally a person

edit 2: or maybe it's a gurf thread, but he's gone for a stupid long con where he waits until mods start posting to shill his channel

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 5, 2019

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Skeleton Ape posted:

Is that that New Zealand guy

NZ doesn't actually exist, please stop talking about it!

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