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poverty goat posted:it was definitely aliens even if god is an alien it doesn't mean they aren't worthy of worship
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He never uses enough lube.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:36
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God has a cold wet nose and big slobbery tongue.
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I guess we are all just gonna ignore the elephant in the room: God did 9/11
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Mar 16, 2019 02:07
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I hope a God steps on some more people
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Mar 16, 2019 02:11
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I think Jesus was a pretty righteous dude. However, most of his followers are tremendous assholes.
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Mar 16, 2019 02:39
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He created Hitler, but also the dude who killed Hitler, so he seems a little unstable. I guess he's like the biological mom who stole your dad's car and took off when you were 5, and came back on your 9th birthday to give you a Game Boy and patch things up. But also she bailed again two days later and stole your new Game Boy. She's doing her best, but it's still a lovely job.
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Mar 16, 2019 02:47
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I think god's a nice enough feller as is but he dudn't support the MARINE CORPS OORAH no more imo
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Mar 16, 2019 02:48
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Infinite Karma posted:He created Hitler, but also the dude who killed Hitler, so he seems a little unstable. are you... are you unaware that Hitler killed himself?
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Mar 16, 2019 02:59
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I'm gay so gently caress the church and most religious people. People who just believe in god and want to help others are chill but rare.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:00
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i think that was the joke, friend. also god created a man who turned out to be hitler. God might be omniscient but we still unfortunately have free will.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:00
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yeah I eat rear end posted:i think that was the joke, friend. hey but without him we would not have anime wait a minute...
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Mar 16, 2019 03:03
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i think god (money) is great
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Mar 16, 2019 03:05
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Mar 16, 2019 03:08
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I think Goddess should've been the one who got custody of our universe after the divorce.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:08
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GOD = DOG Really makes you think................................................ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2y_mi7jDI
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Mar 16, 2019 03:08
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A lot of the criticism of the church is both accurate and justified, but that doesn't change the fact that God himself is really good. I will throw humans under the bus all day (metaphorically speaking) including myself, to defend him.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:13
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What if dog was one of us
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christmas boots posted:What if dog was one of us Applewhite's a good poster, yeah.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:15
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I think all the Pagan Gods should sue God to break his monopoly. Three of the top religions, but same dude??? Can't be legal.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:20
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:A lot of the criticism of the church is both accurate and justified, but that doesn't change the fact that God himself is really good. I will throw humans under the bus all day (metaphorically speaking) including myself, to defend him. it's not fair to lump christianity in with "the church", which usually always means specifically the catholic church. They will all burn in hell for being idol worshippers, yet they pretend to be the authority on the Christian God. They are the heathens they have historically been so fervent in persecuting.
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My Man Mollari posted:GOD = DOG I got a dog two years ago and I think about this a lot. I remember reading that dogs prefer the company of humans to other dogs, which mine definitely does. He just follows me around the house when I'm home, he always wants to be in my presence. And I have hands that I can use to pet him which is like the best thing in the world to him. So from his perspective, I'm this giant being whose presence, affection and approval he craves, and I have these appendages that he cannot begin to understand which are capable of giving him a type of pleasure he can't get from himself or other dogs. So I imagine God as a Cthulu-like being, something larger than a human, whose presence we crave, with appendages that we do not have, and can barely comprehend (tentacles), and if it ever rubbed these appendages on you, you'd feel unparalleled ecstasy. Whelp, thanks for attending my TED Talk.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:23
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I don’t.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:They will all burn in hell for being idol worshippers
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“We don’t know God’s way.” “He/She is in Gods arms now.” “God allowed your son to be raped by a priest for a reason we can’t comprehend.” “God didn’t allow anything. There is evil in the world, you see.”
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Mar 16, 2019 03:41
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yeah I eat rear end posted:it's not fair to lump christianity in with "the church", which usually always means specifically the catholic church. They will all burn in hell for being idol worshippers, yet they pretend to be the authority on the Christian God. They are the heathens they have historically been so fervent in persecuting. The Roman church has been particularly bad, but there are a lot of cultish sects particularly in America. Even then I wouldn't say the average Catholic is an idol worshiper or going to hell, it's the leadership that's the problem. More interested in their own power and position than in the welfare, spiritual and otherwise, of the people.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:41
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I have no faith in a "supreme being" that lets his one & only son get nailed to a couple of 2X4 by some drunk Italians. Guy is a bad dad.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:48
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I have no faith in a "supreme being" that lets his one & only son get nailed to a couple of 2X4 by some drunk Italians. What if God was literally Jesus Christ, and he made himself human and then got killed and now God is dead and has been for 2000 years or whatever. What if humans killed God and there's no going back?
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Mar 16, 2019 03:50
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I have no faith in a "supreme being" that lets his one & only son get nailed to a couple of 2X4 by some drunk Italians. According to SA poster Chinatown Jesus didn't eat rear end and that's why he died in agony.
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Mar 16, 2019 03:51
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what if jesus was just some rear end in a top hat like every other prophet in history or, an alien
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poverty goat posted:what if jesus was just some rear end in a top hat like every other prophet in history It is 100% a given that he was an unwashed maniac languishing in shitpiles festering in strewn about hay at the donkey stables soused out of his mind to the utmost rambling incoherently while pissing and making GBS threads himself simultaneously out his bleary red tinged karkhole as he let out loud anguished wails in the dead of the night as his kidneys seized in violent torturous pain from all the filthy mud water wine he was guzzling on the twenty four and seven.
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I'm more of a Satan kind of guy, myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPVnyXa5VIY
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LabyaMynora posted:What if God was literally Jesus Christ, and he made himself human and then got killed and now God is dead and has been for 2000 years or whatever. Jesus was just another Bodhisattva idk what's so special baout him 
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The town lived in fear of Jesus as he stumbled about at night smashing outhouse doors to complete splinters collapsing on all fours as he splattered unctuous gobs of shite mere inches away from the poop hole as sweat and tears mingled on his face and chunking heaving sobs slopped out his mouth as his bunghole was obliterated by the razor sharp shitlets his dirt and rock diet cursed him with. I can almost 100% guarantee his disciples were just other wino lunatics that banded together and created an insane cult centered on getting wasted and suffering shared schizophrenia attacks in public places.
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what if the aztecs were right, and the world is going to poo poo for lack of human sacrifice
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:
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Colonel Cancer posted:Jesus was just another Bodhisattva idk what's so special baout him he was a child of god, much like all of us.
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God keeps kicking me in the nuts
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Colonel Cancer posted:You are making Jesus sound kinda cool. GBS is full of winos already, maybe we should become Lowtax disciples! I not once said our Lord and Saviour wasn't a sick rear end degenerate who should be praised as a filth king and basically the blueprint for the modern goon. He really doesn't belong to Christians he belongs to us and he us watching with a smile each time we black out wasted slam into the ground in front of the toilet simply painted in our own piss poo poo n vomit.
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poverty goat posted:what if the aztecs were right, and the world is going to poo poo for lack of human sacrifice Considering there's plenty of human sacrifice still going the Aztec gods weren't capitalist? Someone get Harry Turtledove on the the line about an althist novel with Aztec communists.
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