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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Gin

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I might get some greasy rear end China food

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

same. I was running short on money until my paycheck so i'm on the "gin in a plastic bottle" budget, but it's not bad. "booth's 90 proof ". gets you drunk

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Saturday : Get wasted and draft a fantasy baseball team.
Throw the gf a bone.
Shower repeatedly on Sunday because my gf is disgusting and the way she looks, smells and waddles offends me on a visceral level.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Probably get my truck washed, then visit with my brother and my niece and nephew. Take a bunch of old computer poo poo to salvage.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

same. I was running short on money until my paycheck so i'm on the "gin in a plastic bottle" budget, but it's not bad. "booth's 90 proof ". gets you drunk

I'm a majorska man myself, but i understand. Once you're buying plastic 1.75s may as well just stick with em, ain't no redemption stories at the bottom of the shelf

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Chinatown posted:

I might get some greasy rear end China food

black pepper chicken is my go to

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I'm going to get stoned and make like 200 potstickers and freeze them. Aside from the ones I feed the people I've conned into coming over to fold dumplings for an hour. Then I guess we'll be all fat and full of pork and ready to ruin some friendships with smash Bros.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Workout, smoke pot and shop for some equipment. Also make an apple pie.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

I might get some greasy rear end China food
Next weekend I'm going to get chow mein food right from the source.

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Flying over to Thailand Gettin on a plane, where I can relax and feel like this for a few days :nws:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

Next weekend I'm going to get chow mein food right from the source.

panda express?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

eat FRASCHE!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Space Race Riot posted:

I'm a majorska man myself, but i understand. Once you're buying plastic 1.75s may as well just stick with em, ain't no redemption stories at the bottom of the shelf

when I have money I get some hendricks but I know i'm not fooling anyone

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hell same but next week

apparently its a million loving degrees right now oh well

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Mar 22, 2019

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Hendricks makes Bombay taste like kerosine.

I'll be drinking, the maybe possibly finish putting my motorcycle back together. We're both still in a winter depression making it easier to just stay away from eachother. Gotta get through tonight though, hitting downtown Columbus starting with the barcade

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

The Walrus posted:

it gets really bad at a certain point. just stop watching when its bad. you'll know when this is because of how bad it is. I mean beyond regular baseline anime bad.

lol weeb

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i might also let out a couple epic farts at around 3am or so as i roll over in my sleep

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

i might also let out a couple epic farts at around 3am or so as i roll over in my sleep
gonna set off the seismograph and trigger a tsunami warning

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

gonna set off the seismograph and trigger a tsunami warning

kowabunga dude!!!!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm going to spend the last of my money paying an attractive athletic woman to choke me to death with her thighs

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do not give even the slightest gently caress what you'll be doing, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do not give even the slightest gently caress what you'll be doing, op

dont lie

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm gonna watch some dogs (two)

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
This weekend I shall continue my valiant battle against my liver. I'll get you yet you bastard!

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
Put some book cases together buy clothes for the baby.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Speaking of baby clothes we need onesies with the SA logo on it and slogan: "the internet will make me stupid"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do not give even the slightest gently caress what you'll be doing, op

yeah you do. lol

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

when I have money I get some hendricks but I know i'm not fooling anyone

Funny how accurate this is, same here.When I have money I go upper-tier (kinda--i don't aspire to the top shelf because I'm incapable of dreaming anymore but I'll go mid-range just so the clerks don't treat me like that old tosspot in it's a wonderful life)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah you do. lol

i don't!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lets not care together penguino

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
- 4 days alone with my 2 year old after wife and other son go out of town
- basketball

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Tonight I'm gonna drink smoked rum and too much beer, probly watch Netflix n anime while pettin my cats

Saturday it's gym, first draft of a story idea, then Colin Mochrie & Brad Sherwood LIVE with the wife and the officiant who married us last week.

Sunday it's captain marvel, likely fuckin the new wife before and/or after :smug:

Monday it's wife's aunt's funeral :smith:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why not during, coward

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
-steal old car batteries from the autozone dicks
-throw the batteries into the ocean
-enjoy the adrenaline rush
-it's perfectly legal

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'm gonna work this saturday and get paid $25 per hours

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'm gonna work this saturday and get paid $25 per hours

This was actually my plan but I've come down with some kind of stomach bug and now my plans are shooting brown liquid out my butt every 15-20 minutes

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i'm going to go down my steam friends list and type im gay and wait for replies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

This was actually my plan but I've come down with some kind of stomach bug and now my plans are shooting brown liquid out my butt every 15-20 minutes

still go to work. Do what you can and try not to piss poo poo on your coworkers

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I’m thinking I might take up swearing this weekend. I’ve been waiting to get started :)

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