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Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:54

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:45

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
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me your dad posted:

christ you thought a lot about that

Nah, it's just really obvious if you know even a tiny bit about photography.

The fist and second photo is like comparing the cover of a national/international food magazine, with the cover of your local grocery store's flyer. Or it's like comparing an Amish-made birdhouse with one a kid slapped together at school. There is a big difference in the quality of the prep work, photography and post work in the two photos.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:55

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Blistex posted:

Nah, it's just really obvious if you know even a tiny bit about photography.

The fist and second photo is like comparing the cover of a national/international food magazine, with the cover of your local grocery store's flyer. Or it's like comparing an Amish-made birdhouse with one a kid slapped together at school. There is a big difference in the quality of the prep work, photography and post work in the two photos.

anyway any goons have any hot dads?

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:58

Telebite: Aug 23, 2018

Away all Goats posted:

it's the subtext what makes it a cool pic

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:58

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

microwaves mom is a very attractive lady.

if she decided to sit on my face, i think that would be a good thing.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 19:00

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Away all Goats posted:

Love that Joker!

# ? Apr 4, 2019 19:23

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

usually wait until mothers day to think about all the hot moms i�ve jerked it to, so let�s just say when it comes to that goons mom my calendar always says its may

# ? Apr 4, 2019 19:31

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

i also have a june calendar in case any goon wants to post their sexy dad

# ? Apr 4, 2019 19:32

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

It always sucked for that one kid whose mom was super stacked, or wore low cut tops, or just liked to Yoga pants her way through parent conferences, because everyone would be all "Dude your mom's like hot" and he would have to go away with the knowledge that Hot Mom would be in their wankbank.

But, like, usually they didn't tell the kid, so he could pretend to live in ignorance. Microwave gets to live in a digital reality where multiple strangers basically detail their Momcrowave delights and poo poo. His inbox is probably filled with "Update: Re: Spanked it to UR Mom".

# ? Apr 4, 2019 20:21

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

FilthyImp posted:

It always sucked for that one kid whose mom was super stacked, or wore low cut tops, or just liked to Yoga pants her way through parent conferences, because everyone would be all "Dude your mom's like hot" and he would have to go away with the knowledge that Hot Mom would be in their wankbank.

But, like, usually they didn't tell the kid, so he could pretend to live in ignorance. Microwave gets to live in a digital reality where multiple strangers basically detail their Momcrowave delights and poo poo. His inbox is probably filled with "Update: Re: Spanked it to UR Mom".

Then you have that subreddit where people post pics of their hot mom for internet points

# ? Apr 4, 2019 20:28

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Away all Goats posted:

Then you have that subreddit where people post pics of their hot mom for internet points

jesus

# ? Apr 4, 2019 20:32

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Microwave's mom is probably 60 now, HTH

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:04

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Iron Crowned posted:

Microwave's mom is probably 60 now, HTH

She'd be a gilf if Microwave wasn't an incel.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:05

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Away all Goats posted:

Then you have that subreddit where people post pics of their hot mom for internet points

this is what happens when you take 'yo mama' jokes out of schools.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:11

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

This is SamuraiAsspirate's mum.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:17

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Iron Crowned posted:

Microwave's mom is probably 60 now, HTH

lol if u have an upper age range

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:55

Dr. Gojo Shioji: Apr 22, 2004

Charles Bukowski posted:

This is SamuraiAsspirate's mum.

Stepmom. That situation was actually weirder because as far as I'm aware Microwave didn't actually have the hots for his mom, whereas the thread that Samurai Asspirate posted that picture in had him also admitting he was attracted to his stepmom and was not-really-but-kinda trying to flirt with her.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:59

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Stepmom. That situation was actually weirder because as far as I'm aware Microwave didn't actually have the hots for his mom, whereas the thread that Samurai Asspirate posted that picture in had him also admitting he was attracted to his stepmom and was not-really-but-kinda trying to flirt with her.

can you blame him?

# ? Apr 4, 2019 22:02

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

microwaves mom was a good bit ahead of the curve of incest taking over mainstream porn. probably the root cause of it

# ? Apr 4, 2019 22:11

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Away all Goats posted:

Then you have that subreddit where people post pics of their hot mom for internet points

What was that URL again? I was going to report it for ageism or sexism or reddequite or whatever and I lost it.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 22:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jose posted:

can you blame him?

...yes?

# ? Apr 4, 2019 22:40

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Thots and Prayers posted:

What was that URL again? I was going to report it for ageism or sexism or reddequite or whatever and I lost it.

Yeah, do you have the URL? I too need it for this obvious reason

# ? Apr 4, 2019 23:07

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Jose posted:

can you blame him?

lol england

# ? Apr 4, 2019 23:59

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Stepmom. That situation was actually weirder because as far as I'm aware Microwave didn't actually have the hots for his mom, whereas the thread that Samurai Asspirate posted that picture in had him also admitting he was attracted to his stepmom and was not-really-but-kinda trying to flirt with her.

That thread was weird. Some people giving him advice, some people going :wtc:

. I think he got driven away just like Microwave. I miss Microwave drae threads. Deathcopter owns.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 00:12

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

So imagine you're Microwave, chilling at home with your mom, when an armed pervert breaks in and orders you at gunpoint to have sex with your mother, or he'll kill you both.

Your mother consents.

Do you choose doggie position, so you can't see her tears, or missionary, where just maybe you see the hint of a smile on her perfect face?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:42

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

BigBadSteve posted:

So imagine you're Microwave, chilling at home with your mom, when an armed pervert breaks in and orders you at gunpoint to have sex with your mother, or he'll kill you both.

Your mother consents.

Do you choose doggie position, so you can't see her tears, or missionary, where just maybe you see the hint of a smile on her perfect face?

ITT, BigBadSteve explains his browsing history on the family computer to his parents.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 23:56

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i choose to close this piece of fanfiction.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 00:00

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

BigBadSteve posted:

So imagine you're Microwave, chilling at home with your mom, when an armed pervert breaks in and orders you at gunpoint to have sex with your mother, or he'll kill you both.

Your mother consents.

Do you choose doggie position, so you can't see her tears, or missionary, where just maybe you see the hint of a smile on her perfect face?

You�re reall upselling the content quality in this thread, aren�t you.*.

* it was bad to begin

# ? Apr 6, 2019 01:20

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

So imagine you're Microwave, chilling at home with your mom, when an armed pervert breaks in and orders you at gunpoint to have sex with your mother, or he'll kill you both.

Your mother consents.

Do you choose doggie position, so you can't see her tears, or missionary, where just maybe you see the hint of a smile on her perfect face?

I'm praying he breaks in now and I'm home alone and kills me anyway after seeing this.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 01:39

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve posted:

So imagine you're Microwave, chilling at home with your mom, when an armed pervert breaks in and orders you at gunpoint to have sex with your mother, or he'll kill you both.

Your mother consents.

Do you choose doggie position, so you can't see her tears, or missionary, where just maybe you see the hint of a smile on her perfect face?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

this would have been a great fyad post