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| IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY PANTS! |
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| shut the gently caress up OP its a public restroom |
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WatermelonGun posted:what about having sex in public bathrooms op if you are both on cocaine then its acceptable
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m guessing you stare intensely in their general direction? No way that would create a situation where there could be potential eye contact. I look at my shoes like the loser I am.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:18
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WatermelonGun posted:what about having sex in public bathrooms op Women are really into this, it's very romantic
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Apr 23, 2019 00:18
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I brought this up in the scared to poo poo in public thread. Like, is the person on the other end of the line totally fine with hearing the WOOOOSHHHHhhhh and farts and sighs of thank god?
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Apr 23, 2019 00:25
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I think there should be robots in restrooms that fart on randomized intervals so nobody can tell if a human farted.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:30
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Yeah! And they should also pee on seats, poo poo on floor and smell bad!
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Apr 23, 2019 00:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think there should be robots in restrooms that fart on randomized intervals so nobody can tell if a human farted. thats not a bad idea actually
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Apr 23, 2019 00:46
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Chinatown posted:thats not a bad idea actually Japan has it.
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Apr 23, 2019 00:53
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Burt Sexual posted:Japan has it. that was literally my first thought. sounds very japanese.
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Apr 23, 2019 01:07
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i did a line of meth in a public restroom on the back of a toilet once
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Apr 23, 2019 01:34
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Mnoba posted:i did a line of meth in a public restroom on the back of a toilet once So... you're afraid of making GBS threads in a public toilet for fear of crabs, but you snort things off the back of a public toilet? Dude...
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Apr 23, 2019 03:10
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think there should be robots in restrooms that fart on randomized intervals so nobody can tell if a human farted. i wont so much as fart in a stall unless I know for a fact the entire restroom is empty.
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Apr 23, 2019 03:12
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LabyaMynora posted:So... you're afraid of making GBS threads in a public toilet for fear of crabs, but you snort things off the back of a public toilet? Dude... A he’s not being truthful B the toilet was his actual boyfriends rear end
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Apr 23, 2019 03:26
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So I almost poo poo my pants at Home Depot yesterday. Went to get some sprinkler parts, tried to let out a little fart, and got a little more than I bargained for. Rush to the bathroom, get myself situated, everything's looking fine. Some rear end captain occupied the next stall and starts making calls. Completely interrupted my concentration. Obviously this guy is a total douche, so I take a gander at his shoes to see how big of a douche. But wait, WTF is that? His lanyard is hanging down the side of his And 1 shorts. And....he's the type of shitter that drops his drawers all the way to the floor. That drat lanyard was touching the loving floor. The Home Depot stall floor. He soon left and didn't wash his hands.  Why do you nincompoops put your keys on a loving lanyard? Lanyards are for necks you poo poo for brains. But I guess I should thank you people for giving me a visual indicator of your socio economic status so I can look down on you.
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Apr 23, 2019 03:36
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Slide under the stall wall with a goofy grin on your face
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Apr 23, 2019 03:46
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Hell Stink posted:Why do you nincompoops put your keys on a loving lanyard? Lanyards are for necks you poo poo for brains. But I guess I should thank you people for giving me a visual indicator of your socio economic status so I can look down on you. If I ever see anyone wearing a lanyard around their necks, I immediately classify them as either A) a naive freshman college student with zero friends or B) an autistic computer toucher with zero friends Keep your keys in your goddamn pockets/bag like a normal person. Anyone who does otherwise is worse than a bathroom talker, imho
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Apr 23, 2019 04:06
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I always feel like I'm intruding by making any noise. I'm not trying to! I'm also not trying to be heard doing whatever I'm doing by anyone, let alone someone on the other end of a phone.
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Apr 23, 2019 04:17
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:If I ever see anyone wearing a lanyard around their necks, I immediately classify them as either A) a naive freshman college student with zero friends or B) an autistic computer toucher with zero friends I have wear a badge at headquarters above the waist. Then they make me touch my palm on a gate device. Fascists.
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Apr 23, 2019 04:26
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throw your used toilet paper at their feet. if nature has taught us anything its that you are never without means as long as you have poop in your hands
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Apr 23, 2019 04:31
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It’s hosed up op because if you think about it that person is broadcasting me blasting rear end to whoever is on the other end of the phone. Huge invasion of privacy imo
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Apr 23, 2019 04:36
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if you activate siri or alexa or whatever female googles is called and then rip rear end i bet the request is flagged as an error and then an actual human has to listen to it
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Apr 23, 2019 04:39
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Starks posted:It’s hosed up op because if you think about it that person is broadcasting me blasting rear end to whoever is on the other end of the phone. Huge invasion of privacy imo and yet you continue to post
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Apr 23, 2019 04:42
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Chinatown posted:i remember this morning zoo radio show from years back where they had someone in a bathroom stall on the phone and when someone would come into the stall nextdoor the dude would let out a loud groan and drop a full melon into the bowl and say THANK GOD THATS OVER I don't understand how this worked on the radio.
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Apr 23, 2019 04:54
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Fun public pooping trick: if you're using the urinal and someone is sitting ashamed, in silence, in the stall, use the sink and then pretend to exit by opening and closing the door. They'll probably relax and let loose, then you can use the sink again to surprise thrm and picture the embarrassed look terror that's probably on their face
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Apr 23, 2019 05:05
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what I'm saying is that unabashed shitters are preferable to ashamed cowards
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Apr 23, 2019 05:07
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Thesaurus posted:Fun public pooping trick: if you're using the urinal and someone is sitting ashamed, in silence, in the stall, use the sink and then pretend to exit by opening and closing the door. They'll probably relax and let loose, then you can use the sink again and picture the embarrassed look terror that's probably on their face I loving hate you
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Apr 23, 2019 05:08
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Thots and Prayers posted:I don't understand how this worked on the radio. its audio bitvch
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Apr 23, 2019 05:11
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a public bathroom is a free fire zone for all holes. can't take the heat get out of the kitchen
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Apr 23, 2019 05:16
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you pussies and your porta pottie challenges I will poo poo ANYWHERE
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Apr 23, 2019 05:19
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Thesaurus posted:Fun public pooping trick: if you're using the urinal and someone is sitting ashamed, in silence, in the stall, use the sink and then pretend to exit by opening and closing the door. They'll probably relax and let loose, then you can use the sink again to surprise thrm and picture the embarrassed look terror that's probably on their face
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Apr 23, 2019 05:52
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Making people I’m on the phone with listen to the sound of me taking a giant greasy poo poo is a power move and I will never stop.
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Apr 23, 2019 06:07
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"sounds in the background of phone conversations" POWER RANKINGS: (S) -farts (loud) -grunts -pissing (A) -farts (quiet) -wheezing -buzz/-hum (tied) (B) -wind -other people talking -music
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Apr 23, 2019 06:37
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Fart as loudly as you can to assert dominance
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Apr 23, 2019 07:56
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Not as weird as some old dude telling himself he is going to kill everyone and "gently caress em all" I walk in and hear this poo poo and was like "wtf"... Got security and we waited for the guy outside. It was some old geezer who could barely walk. Maybe he was on his phone with his pharmacy..who knows.
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Apr 23, 2019 14:11
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Burt Sexual posted:I have wear a badge at headquarters above the waist. Then they make me touch my palm on a gate device. Fascists. I have a badge that I wear on my belt. It makes me feel like Special Agent Pickled Peckers.
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Apr 23, 2019 14:24
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It would make a pretty good goof if you loudly narrated your poo poo like "yeah man, you gotta stand up to your boss. wait here comes my poo poo..... right NOW" and it's some gross rest stop mcdonalds with 20 people in it
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Apr 23, 2019 15:43
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ragedx posted:Not as weird as some old dude telling himself he is going to kill everyone and "gently caress em all" We've all had those days on the toilet
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Apr 23, 2019 17:06
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I just sing the Tale Of Pubic Bathro
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Apr 23, 2019 17:57
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i always take the handicap stall because its like getting the presidential suite at a hotel
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Apr 23, 2019 18:00
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Lmao. I kinda get doing this at your house, if you're like on hold or something, but in the bathroom is just plain obnoxious. I get wanting to multi-task though.
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