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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gongs can’t break, their huge and are made of metal.

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Who What Now posted:

Back in my smoking days I preferred metal pipes because they couldn't break, but all my peers hated them for some reason and they could never give an adequate reason why.

they get hot as gently caress

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wrap a rubberband or two around it

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

ChromiumCrush posted:

I was thinking a thick rubber donut around the mid section could cushion the fall if it tips,

This is the correct solution, these are a thing, and they are called graduated cylinder bumper guards.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

shame on an IGA posted:

This is the correct solution, these are a thing, and they are called graduated cylinder bumper guards.
drat. A better high through science. The dream of the 60s.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Ive seen bongs fall from 6 story buildings on to concrete pavement and not break

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Cheap acrylic bongs don't break and neither do high end expensive thick wall borosillicate bongs. Like always it is the middle class bong that is screwed.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Ive seen bongs fall from 6 story buildings on to concrete pavement and not break

You've seen this more than once? What do you do?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Attachable device to prevent dong breaking?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Quadcopters are cheap these days, suspend your bong from one or two

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Don't leave your bong on the floor op.

Life: hacked

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Just get a silicon bong.

Or vape, the superior method of weed use. :420:

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I got one. It's called a "job." Get one of those.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bea Nanner posted:

they get hot as gently caress

Yeah if you're using them nonstop. Just give it a second to cool down, maybe talk to your friends in between tokes.

Lovely Primate
Jan 21, 2011

Use your bongs constantly breaking as incentive to become less clumsy, op.

Or, if it's not you breaking them, make everyone that enters your house sign a contract that legally requires them to replace any broken bongs.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


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communist kangaroo posted:

wrap a fuckload of electrical tape around it and a string tied securely to your ceiling fan so if you ever drop it if just swings around

This is pro advice and I smoke a lot of bongs so you can trust me

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
A series of silicone rings

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

The nature of glass is to break; your bong is already broken

Accept this noble truth, and you will know inner peace

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Only stroke up and down, never twist.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Something with tons of accelerometers that always keeps the bong upright like it's bb-8

(The b stands for bong)

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

sweet thursday posted:

I bought a Volcano when I was a broke college kid and it was real dumb at the time but a decade+ later and it's still going strong. I just use oven-safe turkey bags as replacements when they start getting gross. The whole thing is over 500 dollars but it's as clean burning as propane, you can save the vaped weed to cook with and it's nice to have a bag hanging around to smoke whenever you want. If you dropped a bag and shattered it I would be really impressed OP

Lol yes let's spend $500 on a device I can make with $5 worth of supplies from the dollar store

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Just get a 10 dollar acrylic one with a picture of an angry clown in a weed hat on it.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Rutibex posted:

Lol yes let's spend $500 on a device I can make with $5 worth of supplies from the dollar store


A gravity bong is not a vape. Your contraption still has carbon monoxide, combustion products and butane remnants in it.
You could get a $15 bulb vape and get the same effect but you will eventually break it and also burn yourself with it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rutibex posted:

Lol yes let's spend $500 on a device I can make with $5 worth of supplies from the dollar store


A gravity bong is not the same as a vaporizer lmao

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
My urge to hold my breath would be stronger than whatever is in that bowl.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Whatever you do just don't get high around it and you should be good

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Just glue it to a concrete block so it’s really hard to tip it over.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Smash it now and realize that the fates can't control you. You are in command of your own destiny.

Also once its broken you don't have to worry about it anymore.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just buy a big bong that's bigger than you and weights like 400 pounds, there's no way you'll drop it in the floor!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Rutibex posted:

Lol yes let's spend $500 on a device I can make with $5 worth of supplies from the dollar store


Lmfao

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
https://www.flinnsci.com/cylinder-guard-polyethylene-50-ml/ap5365/

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Idgi, why are the butt plugs so small?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
What you want is a gimbal mount, either permanently bolted to a table or heavy enough it won't move incidentally. with a sufficient counterweight you'll be able to comfortably use your bong and it will return to vertical automatically.

https://express.google.com/u/0/product/6788398924006214570_8449562100421074457_1057813

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

KillerJunglist posted:

Smash it now and realize that the fates can't control you. You are in command of your own destiny.

Also once its broken you don't have to worry about it anymore.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
your best options are either a) get a borosilicate piece that won't shatter on you that easily or b) just own it and take solace in the fact that dhgate bongs are cheap as poo poo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Best way to prevent bong breaking is not being a goddang pothead

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

Best way to prevent bong breaking is not being a goddang pothead

Wtf how are you supposed to get high then?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Get high... On life!
That or edibles I don't even care.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

Get high... On life!
That or edibles I don't even care.

K I’ll do both, thx for the life coaching.

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