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Peg Sliderskew

Sluttony. Too ashamed to share the full details, but it involves casual sex and far more than my share of a dish of spaghetti and meatballs.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Aug 5, 2019 18:35

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:04

Finger Prince

I am guilty of cultural approximation.

# ? Aug 5, 2019 18:42

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

It is a crime to imagine imaginary crimes. We are all on an imaginary watchlist now.

# ? Aug 5, 2019 21:38

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It is a crime to imagine imaginary crimes. We are all on an imaginary watchlist now.

gently caress the Federal Bureau of Imagination

# ? Aug 5, 2019 23:15

google THIS

I think the 1999 film Mystery Men is an underrated classic and that a remake or belated sequel would be very apropos in this age of mega superhero film franchises.

# ? Aug 5, 2019 23:58

Manifisto

SardonicTyrant posted:

gently caress the Federal Bureau of Imagination

# ? Aug 6, 2019 00:39

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

I think the 1999 film Mystery Men is an underrated classic and that a remake or belated sequel would be very apropos in this age of mega superhero film franchises.

fellow criminal

# ? Aug 6, 2019 00:39

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

SardonicTyrant posted:

gently caress the Federal Bureau of Imagination

if they heard you say that, i wouldn't want to think about what might happen.

that's because it would not be lawful for me to imagine that.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 00:41

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

You will never stop me from thought crimes.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 02:40

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

SardonicTyrant posted:

You will never stop me from thought crimes.

*thousands of my clones gathered together as one mass thinking one thought in an attempt to confuse the Bureau of Imagination's agents*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 6, 2019 03:34

nut

guilty of reviving a bunch of dead threads with my bump stock

# ? Aug 6, 2019 11:02

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Carries a pun without a permit

# ? Aug 6, 2019 11:08

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

bee eater posted:

guilty of reviving a bunch of dead threads with my bump stock

I appreciate this post, and I appreciate you.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 12:57

Manifisto

bee eater posted:

guilty of reviving a bunch of dead threads with my bump stock

Fredrik1 posted:

Carries a pun without a permit

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:25

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

i did it... i stole the cheese from the moon.... it was me

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Aug 10, 2019 02:20

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

I joked to the CEO of Cartoon Network that it would be funny to give Johnny Test six seasons, and he actually listened.

I'm sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

i stole a bunch of things from walmart special edition pokemon card sets. i wanted the cool charizard pin.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:58

Macnult

i made a wendigo feel guilty about their purpose

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:02

nut

me with illusions of grand theft auto: vroom vroom

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

i yelled really loud at a swan

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I have, at an earlier point in my existence, just said no to drugs :douche:

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

i drank what i thought was my soda but it was my roommates soda, i poured an amount of my soda in to match the previous level but i still taste that forbidden coke in my dreams.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:50

nut

i imagined i kissed a girl and i liked it

# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:52

Fenrir: I found my kendo stick, bitch!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm am adult and I eat Trix. Call the cops, I don't give a gently caress.

I gave Trix to the rabbit.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:59

google THIS

One time I mouthed "Swiper, no swiping!" but I didn't actually say it out loud.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 01:38

lost my old email

i watch movies in 4:3

_{_{_{_{_{_{woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo}}}}}}

# ? Aug 17, 2019 01:47

nut

google THIS posted:

One time I mouthed "Swiper, no swiping!" but I didn't actually say it out loud.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 01:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

i just closed my eyes during naptime, i never actually fell asleep

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 17, 2019 22:14

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

I imagined playing d&d with satan and he cheated and pretended he'd rolled a20 and I didn't tell the dm

# ? Aug 17, 2019 23:02

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

I once saw my old friend Gavrilo Princip eating a sandwich and looking glum. I told him to cheer up and that if he put his mind to it, he could accomplish anything. He seemed to take this advice greatly to heart as he immediately stood up and rushed off towards the parade.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:56

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

I made tigers an endangered species in an attempt to force Tony the Tiger to stop being so goddamn optimistic.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 20:27

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:04

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

SardonicTyrant posted:

I made tigers an endangered species in an attempt to force Tony the Tiger to stop being so goddamn optimistic.

that's grrrrawful!

# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:29

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