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sixk fork twok onek |
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Aug 24, 2019 04:15
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Aug 24, 2019 04:51
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bee eater posted:him: hey girl what that butt do
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Aug 24, 2019 04:52
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Aug 24, 2019 04:55
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This is getting out of hand. Where is the dignity nowadays??
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Aug 24, 2019 11:13
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Goons Are Great posted:This is getting out of hand. Where is the dignity nowadays?? Dignity is dead. Skewered by the neverending tines. |
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Aug 24, 2019 13:31
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My uncle has a country place, that no-one knows about He says it used to be a farm, before the Spork Law Sundays I elude the ‘Eyes’, and hop the Turbine Freight To far outside the Wire, where my white-haired uncle waits Jump to the ground As the Turbo slows to cross the borderline Run like the wind As excitement shivers up and down my spine Down in his barn My uncle preserved for me an old machine – For fifty-odd years To keep it as new has been his dearest dream I strip away the old debris, that hides a shining fork A brilliant silver server, from a better, vanished time Fire up the willing platter, responding with a roar! tines spitting salad, I commit my weekly crime… Wind in my hair – Eating and making GBS threads – Mechanical music Adrenalin surge – Well-weathered handle Hot metal and dressing The scented country air Sunlight on chrome The blur of the landscape Every nerve aware Suddenly ahead of me, across the mountainside A gleaming alloy air-spork shoots towards me, two lanes wide I spin around with shrieking cries, to run the deadly race Go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase Eat like the wind Straining the limits of fork and man Laughing out loud With fear and hope, I’ve got a desperate plan At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded At the riverside Race back to the farm To dream with my uncle At the fireside…
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Aug 24, 2019 13:37
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2018: Eatin' that booty 2019: Usin' that booty as an eating utensil |
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Aug 24, 2019 13:45
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google THIS posted:2018: Eatin' that booty but he gotta use the booty like cutlery
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Aug 24, 2019 14:15
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bee eater posted:but he gotta use the booty like cutlery ---------------- |
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Aug 24, 2019 16:38
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bee eater posted:butt he gotta use the booty like cutlery |
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Aug 24, 2019 16:45
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causing a scene at the fancy dining club by eating peas with my titties instead of my rear end
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Aug 24, 2019 16:52
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lost my old email posted:causing a scene at the fancy dining club by eating peas with my titties instead of my rear end Maitre ds? |
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Aug 24, 2019 16:58
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Spoon. You absolute buffoon. You spineless coward. I reject you! |
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Aug 24, 2019 17:12
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I eat my peas with honey I've done so all my life It may taste somewhat funny But it keeps them on the knife |
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Aug 24, 2019 17:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxP3dN48p40
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Aug 24, 2019 20:40
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Aug 24, 2019 20:46
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Aug 24, 2019 20:52
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Aug 24, 2019 21:00
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same
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Aug 24, 2019 21:10
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lol @ tabs the shame
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Aug 24, 2019 21:17
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Aug 24, 2019 21:23
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lmao It's even an attachment
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Aug 24, 2019 21:27
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how do i send money to a post?
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Aug 24, 2019 21:27
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Aug 24, 2019 21:29
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Heather Papps posted:how do i send money to a post? |
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Aug 24, 2019 23:07
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A+
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Aug 24, 2019 23:10
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Has anyone considered that a spoon has infinite tines (at the microscopic level) and therefore is the ultimate fork? I understand that this take is "spicy" and therefore hard to digest, but I felt it was worth proposing all the same. |
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Aug 25, 2019 08:06
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Heather Papps posted:how do i send money to a post? PM me |
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Aug 25, 2019 09:09
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lol you like coupons & deals ---------------- |
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Aug 25, 2019 09:20
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We don't talk about that here
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Aug 25, 2019 10:54
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Goons Are Great posted:We don't talk about that here at least use incognito mode for that
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Aug 25, 2019 12:14
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A fork bristling with spines, like a sea urchin, such that it can't even be held, yet it still has only three tines. Genie's like what's wrong, vanisher? That's what you wished for, right? |
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Aug 25, 2019 21:04
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google THIS posted:A fork bristling with spines, like a sea urchin, such that it can't even be held, yet it still has only three tines. Could an unwished upon monkey's paw be considered a fork? |
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Aug 26, 2019 04:37
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Could an unwished upon monkey's paw be considered a fork? now i need a fork that is clenched up like a lil fist for when i want to rage out at my potatoes
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Aug 26, 2019 04:48
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Should auld utensil be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld utensil be forgot, and auld lang tine |
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Aug 26, 2019 05:39
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Resting Lich Face posted:Should auld utensil be forgot |
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Aug 26, 2019 05:41
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lost my old email posted:now i need a fork that is clenched up like a lil fist for when i want to rage out at my potatoes Rage Against the Mashing |
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Aug 26, 2019 05:42
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