Why the hell are the robots in the Alien franchise filled with milk?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robots are technically a soup

# ? Sep 19, 2019 19:08

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:47

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Robots are technically a soup

that's ghosts, robots are croutons

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 20:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bishop saved Ripley's life for one reason, and one reason only.

Isaac Asimov's Three Laws notwithstanding, the screenwriter knew that the only way to convincingly have a Weyland-Yutani robot override it's programming to not harm a human was to

fill Bishop with the milk of human kindness.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 20:17

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pixaal posted:

that's ghosts, robots are croutons

the robots are filled with ghosts,that's why those movies are so scary

# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:22

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

the robots are filled with ghosts,that's why those movies are so scary

So is the ghost in the shell or the circuitry?

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:27

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pixaal posted:

So is the ghost in the shell or the circuitry?

im p sure the deus is in the machina but i don't speak latin so :yosbutt:

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:30

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without milk they would be too crispy and snap and die

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:38

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pixaal posted:

So is the ghost in the shell or the circuitry?

it's in the milk

# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:59

Stoner Sloth

got robot?

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 22:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

so, the robots are full of ghost milk?

# ? Sep 19, 2019 22:50

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

so, the robots are full of ghost milk?

it is ghosts and milk simultaneously through the miracle of transubstantiation

# ? Sep 19, 2019 22:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

it is ghosts and milk simultaneously through the miracle of transubstantiation

ok, but can ghosts be milked?

# ? Sep 19, 2019 23:05

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

ok, but can ghosts be milked?

yes, it's called lactoplasm

# ? Sep 19, 2019 23:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

Drink-Mix Man posted:

yes, it's called lactoplasm

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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:00

treasure bear

milk is just the liquid form of bone

# ? Sep 20, 2019 05:00

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

treasure bear posted:

milk is just the liquid form of bone

Makes sense. So the robots just have liquid skeletons. Case closed?

# ? Sep 20, 2019 06:36

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gently caress i love alien

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# ? Sep 20, 2019 06:43

nut

gently caress i love milk

# ? Sep 20, 2019 11:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You love Alien, right? You love milk? You're gonna love this nasty robot!

# ? Sep 20, 2019 20:09

nut

i have it on good authority from the fine and kind folks at RumChata that the androids are actually filled with RumChata

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:08

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nut posted:

i have it on good authority from the fine and kind folks at RumChata that the androids are actually filled with RumChata

it's actually white claw.

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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

i have it on good authority from the fine and kind folks at RumChata that the androids are actually filled with RumChata

oh gently caress yeah

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:05

monkay: The official sad poster

OP, they are cybrogs

# ? Sep 21, 2019 03:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

monkay posted:

OP, they are cybrogs

Nope. Filling a robot with milk does NOT make that robot a cyborg. For instance I once stuffed c3po with organ meat and he was still a robot

# ? Sep 21, 2019 07:04

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Did you remember the bones?

# ? Sep 21, 2019 11:47

Escape From Noise

pixaal posted:

Did you remember the bones?

https://youtu.be/-GL5lzMJomY

# ? Sep 21, 2019 11:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I drank the bones

# ? Sep 21, 2019 18:45

google THIS

Milk ape must have killed so many robots.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Milk ape must have killed so many robots.

Never forget

# ? Sep 22, 2019 12:24

Manifisto

milk, milk, lemonade
from these two things are androids made

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 16:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I accidentally loaded my 'droid up with skim instead of whole and he doesn't look too healthy and he now prefers Brad Paisley over Willie Nelson is there anything I can do or must I put him down.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:26

Manifisto

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I accidentally loaded my 'droid up with skim instead of whole and he doesn't look too healthy and he now prefers Brad Paisley over Willie Nelson is there anything I can do or must I put him down.

sadly you must give him a glass of straight lemon juice to curdle the milk and render him immobile. sounds cruel but it's a mercy killing.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:36

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:47

google THIS

Dairy farmer: (giving a tour) And this is where we milk the cows. See, here, are a bunch of cows. We squeeze the tan things underneath them, to make milk. Yep, that's what we do.

(a robotic shrieking sound can be heard beneath the tourists' feet)

Dairy farmer: (stretching and acting like the sound was him starting to yawn) ...aaaaanyway, who wants to sample some cheese?

# ? Sep 22, 2019 19:34

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