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What do you mean I have to wear a helmet to ride a bicycle?
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What do you mean I have to wear a rubber to gently caress my secretary?
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Sep 24, 2019 20:20
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Where the thick bush dames at?
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Sep 24, 2019 20:21
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Forget Disney, look at this anime!
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Sep 24, 2019 20:22
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Goes back to sleep for another 50 years nice
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Sep 24, 2019 20:28
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Who won the MICR font recognition wars?
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Sep 24, 2019 20:32
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Are we supposed to be a middle class businessman from 1959 who woke up from being cryogenically frozen or a middle class businessman from 1959 who woke up from a coma?
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Sep 24, 2019 20:32
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What the gently caress do you mean Stalin is dead ?
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Sep 24, 2019 20:33
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Excuse me, miss, you want me to eat your what?!
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Sep 24, 2019 20:36
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It sounds like this "internet" business was a real mistake!
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Sep 24, 2019 20:52
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I'm glad that my children, members of the generation known as "Baby Boomers", have largely lived the kind of life that I always wanted for them and become the kind of people I wanted them to be.
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Sep 24, 2019 21:09
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Gee golly gosh, I sure am relieved that I can openly express my homosexuality these days! No early suicide brought about by the stress of living a lie for me, nosiree! Now tell me about this 'Grinder' thing I've heard so much about.
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Sep 24, 2019 21:26
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So you’re telling me this is a cordless telephone, a camera, and it can play every Perry Como album?
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Sep 24, 2019 21:29
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General Dog posted:So you’re telling me this is a cordless telephone, a camera, and it can play every Perry Como album? And how do I send all my female employees pictures of my dick?
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Sep 24, 2019 22:05
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You know what, I bet there's blue pictures hidden deep down somewhere in this 'internet'. I'll try the Harvard website, they always were a bunch of long haired perverts.
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Sep 24, 2019 22:27
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i voted for dwight d.eisenhower for president. he was a five star general in ww2. now, who is this 'trump' character?
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Sep 24, 2019 22:33
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a machine that does porno, eh? a never-ending supply of pin-up gals? why I'll have a little gander, see if it cuts the mustard *dies of dehydration two weeks later*
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Sep 24, 2019 23:07
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theres been over a 25% increase in co2 since then so id probably wonder whats up with it being harder to breathe looking forward to co2 hitting 420ppm but you know its gonna jump to 421 almost immediately once it hits that key number
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Sep 24, 2019 23:32
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When I imagine this man, this only living American to be untainted (be it firsthand or secondhand) by Watergate and Vietnam, I see him as having a gentle, beatific glow. We should send him back to his heaven. Build the pyre.
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Sep 25, 2019 00:09
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odds are that this man is permanently mentally scarred by participating in the horrors of total war and that serenity is 100% scotch
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Sep 25, 2019 00:11
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milkingmycow posted:Everyone sure is retarded. I'll pray for them. Post intended for QCS?
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Sep 25, 2019 00:13
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What's the style for ties now, narrow or wide? What about the style for hats? At least tell me the Eldorado's fins are finally taller than the roof?!?
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Sep 25, 2019 00:58
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I'm so glad to find that vinyl has been a rock of stability in a turbulent sea of technology. I'll have three of the latest dance records, my man.
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Sep 25, 2019 01:15
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Alright jokers, what the gently caress are these three seashells are for? e: poo poo, I misread the year, put me on ice a little bit longer.
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Sep 25, 2019 01:33
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1959 man who woke up in 2012: Why's the president so tan? He's what?!!! Hoooooly poo poo.
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Sep 25, 2019 02:06
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Young lady, I want a coffee. Not a milkshake.
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Sep 25, 2019 02:19
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Why are all these men running around with hair past their ears, beards, and no hats? What kind of man would go outside without a hat?
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Sep 25, 2019 02:28
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:hillary? why, he only just climbed everest, and now he wants to be PRESIDENT? LOL "No more aspic dishes?! Thank loving God."
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Sep 25, 2019 02:32
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Im gay ...it just feels so good to say out loud, ya know?
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Sep 25, 2019 03:13
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So you say the fedora really took off, huh?
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Sep 25, 2019 03:19
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Wowzers, check out the pajoolies on that dame! Her vamamos go all the way, if you know what I mean! Gals sure didn't have jackadozles like that back in my day! I'd like to horf her nodles! Awoogah!
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Sep 25, 2019 03:21
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What do you mean I can't just get a job selling TVs and make enough for a 2-story house and support my stay-at-home wife and 3 kids?
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Sep 25, 2019 03:25
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I'mma jerk my cock off real good and then vape some weed this poo poo rules
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After looking at how my investments I made in 1959 performed while I was in frozen sleep Im now as you modern folks say "Rich, bitch"
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