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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Oscar Wild posted:

I have a frenum ladder of barbells on my cock. It clinks when I walk.

Step stool at best.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

No. And that is an, uh, weirdly specific idea you have there.

Give it a try

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

so when he has a shirt on its gonna look like its popping up looking lol

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




How much you paying?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Chinatown posted:

so when he has a shirt on its gonna look like its popping up looking lol

At least hw won't have yo worry about tigers sneaking up behind him

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Oscar Wild posted:

I have a frenum ladder of barbells on my cock. It clinks when I walk.

clickety clack down the track

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I have a few tattoos. Thinking about getting the UV reactive ink one on my foot redone in black, because it's no longer readable.

Friend calls the one on my back my "True Name" and the one on my foot my "Slave Name" because he's a huge dork, but I kind of love the idea.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

But then I couldn’t be buried ina Jewish cemetery. :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

1redflag posted:

But then I couldn’t be buried ina Jewish cemetery. :(
not with that attitude you arnt

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
I have a simple symbol on my forearm and im very afraid people think it's a nazi thing because I also have a shaved head. I'm also afraid it will be used in a movie thing some day and everyone will think I got it cause the movie. I also got a dick piercing while manic, took it out for a while, and re-pierced it by myself while also manic

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

R.L. Stine posted:

I have a simple symbol on my forearm and im very afraid people think it's a nazi thing because I also have a shaved head. I'm also afraid it will be used in a movie thing some day and everyone will think I got it cause the movie. I also got a dick piercing while manic, took it out for a while, and re-pierced it by myself while also manic

Ok is it a swastika

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

R.L. Stine posted:

I have a simple symbol on my forearm and im very afraid people think it's a nazi thing because I also have a shaved head. I'm also afraid it will be used in a movie thing some day and everyone will think I got it cause the movie. I also got a dick piercing while manic, took it out for a while, and re-pierced it by myself while also manic

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007


lol

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



I have a forearm tattoo of the Bauhaus face b/c hey we've all been 18. It's done decently enough and I neither love it nor regret it but it came up in a conversation with a friend and was like "lol I'm real glad these guys didn't turn out to be nazis"

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I have a tattoo of the date of the rainbow warrior bombing, the day the wicked French did a terrorism in New Zealand.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I have string tied around my index finger to remind me of something, but not sure what. I don't want to take it off in case it was something important. It's been there seven years.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Icochet posted:

I have string tied around my index finger to remind me of something, but not sure what. I don't want to take it off in case it was something important. It's been there seven years.

Maybe it was to remind you to take the string off your finger? :thunk:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
gently caress

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

1redflag posted:

But then I couldn’t be buried ina Jewish cemetery. :(

good news, turns out they just burn em off you as a fun workaround.

go nuts

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

1redflag posted:

But then I couldn’t be buried ina Jewish cemetery. :(

Jokes on them. I've been removing my body parts slowly over time and burying them in multiple jewish cemeteries.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
i like when people ask you if it hurt

then when you say in the 4th hour of my second session my body was so tired the artist was basically pinning me down to finish my neck

they make the cringe face

whatd you wanna hear karen? 8 hours of needles jammed under my skin tickled?

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

R.L. Stine posted:

I have a simple symbol on my forearm and im very afraid people think it's a nazi thing because I also have a shaved head. I'm also afraid it will be used in a movie thing some day and everyone will think I got it cause the movie. I also got a dick piercing while manic, took it out for a while, and re-pierced it by myself while also manic

I got a call from the local state police because the one on my back has been appropriated by a right-wing Christian extremist group, and they wanted to know if I was a member after they left a threatening flyer on the state capitol building.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Anemone Thief posted:

Ok is it a swastika

it's an endless knot which also has lots of diagonal right angles and heavy lines but is one of the Buddhist symbols that isn't a swastika. When I was a kid I saw a girl working at a dive shop in Antigua with one and thought it was a cool idea and stole it but I already knew what the symbol was before that due to being exposed to radical extremist ashtamangala

Obsidianheart posted:

I got a call from the local state police because the one on my back has been appropriated by a right-wing Christian extremist group, and they wanted to know if I was a member after they left a threatening flyer on the state capitol building.

This is also a concern of mine


Lmao

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
An optimistic present for the aral sea, op

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

RepeatingMeme posted:

Oh look, another loving map tattoo. What a cliche ya douche, what are you gonna put a dot in all the places you've been? Where's all your dots then you unoriginal hack!



What the hell were you doing in Ugol'noye?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

RepeatingMeme posted:

Oh look, another loving map tattoo. What a cliche ya douche, what are you gonna put a dot in all the places you've been? Where's all your dots then you unoriginal hack!



Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Someone please goonsay me, but shouldn't you write aryan with whatever script the Persians used?

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

R.L. Stine posted:

it's an endless knot which also has lots of diagonal right angles and heavy lines but is one of the Buddhist symbols that isn't a swastika. When I was a kid I saw a girl working at a dive shop in Antigua with one and thought it was a cool idea and stole it but I already knew what the symbol was before that due to being exposed to radical extremist ashtamangala


Yeh that's not too bad

I really want a valknut tatt but jesus christ the nazis ruined that one for me

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Crimson Harvest posted:

Someone please goonsay me, but shouldn't you write aryan with whatever script the Persians used?

Nazis ->O O<- People that actually understand the correlation between genetics and human history

That's a Venn Diagram BTdubs yo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When I was 15 I went to some seedy tattoo shop and got a super cool punk rock tattoo. What my stoned rear end didn't realize was that when I looked at the stencil on my shoulder to me, looking down on it, it seemed to be right-side up. Once completed I looked and it clicked, "Oh gently caress, this tattoo is upside down." Rather than cover it up or have it removed or something I decided that it would stay with me forever as a reminder to never get stoned and get a tattoo.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Two years ago I and another teacher took our students on a bike tour of Airdrie Alberta (the city my previous school was in)*. We had to have a police escort since there were so many kids on bikes, and "better safe than sorry". Anyway the cop that was biking with us had a whole bunch of sleeve tats and the teacher I was biking with had a few herself so they started talking about them. While they were doing this, one tattoo jumped out at me right away and I asked him what it meant.


(the symbol for the 2nd SS Panzer Division)

It was in the middle of some sort of Celtic Knot bullshit, and he said it meant something like, "pride, strength, unity, and loyalty", something for each line. I mentioned that it sort of looked like a kid's attempt to draw a swastika, and he reassured me that it was Irish. The next day when my coworker and I were eating lunch in the staff room she mentioned something about that guy being nice, and I let her know that he had a straight-up Nazi tattoo on his arm, and pretty much every piece of ink on him was a dog-whistle for White Power assholes.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
ACAB but especially that one.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Also, I'd like to say that I'm glad I took my piercings out 13 years ago, but I wish I had handled them better when they were in so I didn't have so much residual permanent damage.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Obsidianheart posted:

Also, I'd like to say that I'm glad I took my piercings out 13 years ago, but I wish I had handled them better when they were in so I didn't have so much residual permanent damage.

I have piercings but haven't taken them out, any tips on gracefully removing them for minimal long term damage for when I finally pull the plug?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

RepeatingMeme posted:

I have piercings but haven't taken them out, any tips on gracefully removing them for minimal long term damage for when I finally pull the plug?

Replace it with a bigger piercing???

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

RepeatingMeme posted:

I have piercings but haven't taken them out, any tips on gracefully removing them for minimal long term damage for when I finally pull the plug?

I had nipple rings that I ran so much voltage through that the balls fused to the rings and I had to cut them with diagonal cutters and slowly back them out. Also the heat from the electrical current left some scarring on the interior of the holes.

So, uh, don't do any of that.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Obsidianheart posted:

I had nipple rings that I ran so much voltage through that the balls fused to the rings and I had to cut them with diagonal cutters and slowly back them out. Also the heat from the electrical current left some scarring on the interior of the holes.

So, uh, don't do any of that.

poo poo! And if it's too late???

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I have a dudebro tribal tattoo on my left shoulderblade that I always forget is there until someone mentions it. It's not "Barbed Wire" shameful, but I wish it wasn't there.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

RepeatingMeme posted:

poo poo! And if it's too late???

Keep that poo poo clean and watch for signs of any kind of dry skin cracking. If they're nipple rings you're getting rid of, maybe get comfortable with the idea that you're always going to look like you're smuggling pencil erasers.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Obsidianheart posted:

Keep that poo poo clean and watch for signs of any kind of dry skin cracking. If they're nipple rings you're getting rid of, maybe get comfortable with the idea that you're always going to look like you're smuggling pencil erasers.

Yeah, with some shirts it's more obvious than others.

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