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Captain Hygiene posted:That's less likely than I would've thought. That's why I used the plural of centipede. 10% chance of there being more than one.
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everyone you interact with has poop in them at that moment
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Oct 22, 2019 21:34
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19% of ALL people secretly dress as clowns, at the circus.
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Sucking the poo poo out of someone's rear end in a top hat can make you sick or kill you!
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The bathroom door handle isn't wet because someone washed their hands and forgot to dry them.
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Your new car hates the way you smell.
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Everybody posting in this thread is actually already dead.
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Man, I wish!
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the first thing that happens when you die is that you're confronted with the angry ghosts of every animal you've ever eaten
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Do not stare at the shadow people.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:13
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There is a pickle on the heinz mustard label
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can't spell demon without emo
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You know Scunthorpe was originally just called Shorpe but then someone they didn't like moved in
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bomb posted:There is a pickle on the heinz mustard label I'm pickle Heinz Morty!
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if you use a mattress for more than ten years all the accumulated dead skin and whatnot will come to life as a horrible dust golem and steal your skin and take over your life and your friends will never notice
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your hair continues to grow about 8 feet after you're dead, and it fills the coffin all the way up, that's why they have to nail it before it's buried
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Every sperm is sacred. Youre a mass murderer!!
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No one actually knows how a cell phone works and third party efforts to study cell phones are consistently shut down by the mysterious "Men in Mauve". If you attempt to study a cell phone too deeply you'll receive a phone call from "Mr. Operator" that will convince you to stop studying the phone. If you read the novel "Jaws" backwards you'll discover that there's no afterlife.
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Oct 23, 2019 15:38
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The 9/11 terror attack in America was on such a day because 911 is the emergency services number! Also the 9/9/09 terror attack in UK was for the same reason!! Think twice about the date before you leave your house because that might be the day you never live again
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Good advice there with the numbers! That's why I never leave the house. Jeff Bezos is one frightening guy, but did you know these Creepy Facts about or relating to him???   
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Now that the final season of hit show Supernatural is coming to a close, hundreds of suddenly unemployed ghosts, spirits, demons and other assorted monster actors will be roaming the countryside causing havoc.
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This is awesome.
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Xaintrailles posted:This is awesome.   
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