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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But are horny toads lizards or toads or what? stare at this post with left eye stare at this post with right eye lick right eye remain motionless 12 hours poop on legg crimes |
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Oct 28, 2019 19:24
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Gonna go hang out near a hotel room so some midwestern tourists can be impressed af that I exist. |
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Oct 28, 2019 19:41
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sitting in the bottom of a terrarium just furiously jealous of a gecko's hosed up feet.
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Oct 30, 2019 15:43
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sitting in the bottom of a terrarium just furiously jealous of a gecko's hosed up feet. 
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Oct 30, 2019 15:46
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must be prrreeeetty nice storing all your excess fat in your tail instead of getting so wide u cant fit into ur favorite crack in a fallen tree trunk :<
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Oct 30, 2019 19:31
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i mean i use my tail for defense against predators and it's hard enough to whip crack and break skin without falling off so \ 
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Oct 30, 2019 19:45
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if i get this post in before i'm probed for posting no images in the cursed image thread grindcore meggido has to slow dance with me at the horny lizard prom.
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Oct 30, 2019 20:24
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ooooooooohhhhh we're gonna go on a daaaaaaaaaaaaate
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Oct 30, 2019 20:25
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at age 33, walks into the desert never to be seen again
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Oct 30, 2019 20:27
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did his best work before 2 yrs old
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Oct 30, 2019 21:07
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