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pullin DSL here at the public park (48kbps down/23 kbps up) #future
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setting up taking dogs bigger than cats on planes is hard, i would have used an app for arranging pet travel w airlines this last week
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Dec 17, 2019 03:46
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yetmy3rdrereg posted:how long does it take to download a tim and eric episode in 2019? Who would bother downloading that garbage?
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Dec 17, 2019 03:54
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an app that spreads your butt cheeks (for wiping, sex or miscellaneous)
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Dec 17, 2019 04:02
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buglord posted:How did you Just a lucky guess 
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Dec 17, 2019 05:27
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Away all Goats posted:an app that spreads your butt cheeks (for wiping, sex or miscellaneous) There’s a hands for that
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Dec 17, 2019 05:42
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Mozzarella sticks not good enough for you, eh? Try the Mimosas.
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Dec 17, 2019 05:58
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An app that let's you hold your phone up to your butt and it tells you the probability of whether that fart you feel coming on is really a fart or if it's a poop in disguise.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:28
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And it only ever reads 100 because it's always better to be safe than sorry with any possibility of poo poo running down your leg and onto your compression socks.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:36
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Twitter, but with MTX
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Dec 17, 2019 06:43
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An app that periodically shuffles the position of all the other apps around on your phone
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Dec 17, 2019 06:48
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An app that alerts you the second your favorite furry artists are open for commissions so that you can catch them in the 30 second window before all the commission slots have been taken.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:50
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An app that tells you when you are going to die and then begins to create and carry out plans to make it happen.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:52
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An app the identifies which pieces of popcorn have kernel shells waiting to get caught in your throat. And it also destroys said popcorn through violent means.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:56
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An app that when you press it it makes you forget you pressed it.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:58
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An app that the icon opens up like a tiny trap door and releases thousands of ants.
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Dec 17, 2019 07:00
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It's an app but all it does is tell you that you have an app.
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Dec 17, 2019 07:03
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Mozzarella sticks
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Dec 17, 2019 07:03
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Who What Now posted:Mozzarella sticks An app that explains what an app is.
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Dec 17, 2019 07:04
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An app that teaches you how to live without apps
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Dec 17, 2019 07:04
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:An app that teaches you how to live without apps this is loving cosmic :berniesandershighonmushrooms:
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Dec 17, 2019 07:04
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Onion rings, but only if the breading is crispy and not soggy
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Dec 17, 2019 07:15
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An app that causes your phone to electrocute you.
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Dec 17, 2019 09:33
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state sponsored app that compares the average response time of local emergency responders to uber/lyft/taxis
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Dec 17, 2019 09:45
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A quesadilla is not an app!
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Who What Now posted:A quesadilla is not an app! mini-quesadilla?
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Dec 17, 2019 15:21
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I'm in a different time zone today
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Dec 17, 2019 15:32
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Sjs00 posted:I'm in a different time zone today An app that tells everyone when Sjs00 is in a new timezone. Also, win prizes by guessing what timezone they'll be in next!!!
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Dec 17, 2019 15:47
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Literally A Person posted:An app that tells everyone when Sjs00 is in a new timezone. Also, win prizes by guessing what timezone they'll be in next!!! The prizes scale all the way from a blooming onion to 120 ml of CBD oil
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Dec 17, 2019 15:58
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an app that’s different every time you open it
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Dec 17, 2019 17:01
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An app that grabs a random post from these forums and texts them to a random contact in your phone.
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Dec 17, 2019 17:10
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an app that sounds really useful in the description and has a lot of screenshots but when you open it it just says it has to update then you watch a progress bar for 5 minutes then it restarts but every time you start it you have a random duration progress bar update and it restarts again
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Dec 17, 2019 17:13
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How about an app that lets everyone in radius with a phone and the app vote on any given question you put in the app, and tallies responses, possibly anonymously. You can get everyone in the car to vote on the restaurant you go to, or something
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Dec 17, 2019 17:14
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Asseatr. Like that app where you can post which beers you've drank and where, but with asses.
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Dec 17, 2019 17:19
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An app that tells you where to buy drugs near your current location and also tells you if your current location is in a country that has the death penalty for buying drugs
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Dec 17, 2019 17:19
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:And it only ever reads 100 because it's always better to be safe than sorry with any possibility of poo poo running down your leg and onto your compression socks. For legal reasons, the app always reads 50/50.
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Dec 17, 2019 17:20
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Ann app that has just 1 button. If you press that button, you send  to me.There's also a big marketing campaign around the launch of the app. Not everyone will be able to download the app, there'll be artifical scarcity. Once everybody really wants to download the app because influencers keep bragging about how many times a day they push the button, I'll be a billionaire in no time.
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Dec 17, 2019 17:29
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App that locks your phone and keeps you from drunk/high posting unless you can solve a puzzle or something, maybe on a timer.
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Dec 17, 2019 17:31
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presenting the hot new app of 2020: crApp™ it's a free app that sends you notifications every hour to check if you need to crap or not coincidentally it also requires full access to your email, notifications, contacts, browsing history, and passwords. this is to let us better serve your needs
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shut up blegum posted:Ann app that has just 1 button. If you press that button, you send Honestly, that could actually work. Wasn't there an app that was like a thousand bucks or something that did nothing except act as a status symbol for rich assholes who thought nothing of dropping ten bills on a pointless app just to say they could? Edit: Found it. It was called "I Am Rich". I guess people just bought it by mistake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os2axzJHbzA
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