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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zoux posted:

Matthew Naruto”

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Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer
Didn't those books also have magical force-negating lizards

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Jose Oquendo posted:

It's been a while, but the climax is Mara Jade killing LUUUUUUUUKE, thus fulfilling the order that Sheev put in her head (kill Luke skywlaker) so she can be freed of his influence. You're right. Those books are trash.

Oh my god the whole adding another 'u' to the clone's name. Both with Luuuuuke and some other random jedi clone. Joruuuuus? :psyduck:

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





Thrawn‘s okay in Rebels, what we really need more of is the girl version of him that’s in one whole page of a comic!

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer
You are tasked with waging war on the entire human race. Here is the extent of your intel.



Formulate your tactics accordingly.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Asgerd posted:

You are tasked with waging war on the entire human race. Here is the extent of your intel.



Formulate your tactics accordingly.

:hmmyes: : "I have detected a flaw in this species' psyche. They appear to be extremely horny at all times."

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

cuntman.net posted:

those are my good friends the clone of luke and the clone of no

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Asgerd posted:

You are tasked with waging war on the entire human race. Here is the extent of your intel.



Formulate your tactics accordingly.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

drat the posting in this thread is better than anything Thrawn-related that Zahn wrote.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Asgerd posted:

You are tasked with waging war on the entire human race. Here is the extent of your intel.



Formulate your tactics accordingly.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

what if the only art he got was the equivalent of spaghetti refrigerator art

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Thrawn is a weedy nerd, why didn't anyone just shove him into a locker?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He was in the same art class as them and saw it coming

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


MonsieurChoc posted:

He's is part of a racist empire and it's what ultimately gets him killed.

When he gets stabbed in the back because he misread things because he trusted his ability to read the situation too much.

It's funny how many people miss that.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

zoux posted:

To go further: the whole series of books sucks

Sorry, I mean suucks.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

If the Grand Admiral had some schtick where he stood up on an ornate chair, removed his skimpy underwear, and tossed it out into a crowd, would that be Thrawn's thrown throne thong throng thing?

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
Draw me like one of your Chiss girls

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


dunmer knock off art dork

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

MonsieurChoc posted:

He's is part of a racist empire and it's what ultimately gets him killed.

When he gets stabbed in the back because he misread things because he trusted his ability to read the situation too much.

more crucially

because he, unlike the reader, never watched any of the star wars movies, and doesn't know WHO darth vader is related to

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a grand admiral is a person’s parent’s admiral

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

If the Grand Admiral had some schtick where he stood up on an ornate chair, removed his skimpy underwear, and tossed it out into a crowd, would that be Thrawn's thrown throne thong throng thing?

Yes.

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