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don't forget the seasonal greggs offerings, like the one with a bit of stuffing and cranberry in it, or the one that's a pepperoni pizza in a bake, or the one that's heard of mexico in a book once
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:34 |
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i once ordered four sausage rolls. this is far too many
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:48 |
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Did you eat them all in a sitting? I've never been into a Greggs but after reading this magnificent OP I reckon I will. I went into Pret once and gently caress those prices.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:00 |
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One time one of my friends was complaining about people leaving Gregg's wrappers in the bathroom, and I assumed a Gregg is British slang for a tampon. Welp, that's my story.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:44 |
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Maugrim posted:Did you eat them all in a sitting?. i had to save one and 2/3rds for later
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 04:16 |
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Pret a Manger and Cafe Nero are both shops I've never been enticed to go into I suppose Pret A killed that girl with the allergies and a friend of mine once claimed Nero sells the smallest coffee he's ever seen so there's reasons I just don't think I'll ever even try them
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:50 |
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How is the filling of a steak bake always so hot? Chicken bakes can be anything from nearly cold to quite warm but somehow the inside of a steak bake is always scalding lava.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 08:33 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Pret a Manger and Cafe Nero are both shops I've never been enticed to go into On vacation in England from the states I had an hour to kill before I needed to meet someone so I went into a caffe Nero in Sheffield and asked for a black coffee because it was a coffee shop. The man behind the counter reacted as though ordering "filter coffee" was the most preposterous thing he had ever heard and suggested I try an Americano because I guess he assumed it was a traditional American drink I would feel comfortable with. It was my first time abroad and I still have no idea if this was a caffe nero thing or an English thing and if the idea of buying a coffee just so you can chill out on the store wi-fi for an hour is just completely alien to the British psyche. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Feb 6, 2020 |
# ? Feb 6, 2020 08:34 |
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Yeah you can't really just order "coffee" here for some inane reason. I've started going to Pret. I love the sausage breakfast bun but £2.75 for a single sausage, brioche bun and small egg is a slap in the face. They could easily whack a second sausage in there.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 08:47 |
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i'm sure you could get 4 sausage rolls for £1 when i was in high school and that wouldn't even get you 1 now lol
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 09:24 |
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gently caress, I'm homesick now for a Gregg's Sausage Roll. Keep one in the warmer for me lads.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 13:29 |
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guys. imagine if Greggs sold weed
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 13:41 |
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Modrasone posted:guys. imagine if Greggs sold weed My guy lives 2 floors above a greggs bro, I'm already there
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 14:06 |
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"two steak bakes and a couple of jigglies pls luv". just imagine
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 14:40 |
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their vegan steak bake needs more pepper imo
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:03 |
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i feel like spoons needs a thread, where else can you use a phone app to bring you 9 pints of hop house and 70 portions of haloumi fries
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:52 |
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An important note about the "Eat in or take out question?" The main reason you don't eat in is because it literally costs more. This is because Greggs can avoid having to charge Value Added Tax (VAT) on your food as long as 1. You're not sitting down and eating it on the premises 2. You're not selling food that is cooked then intentionally kept warm using a heating device The second one is why Greggs bakes stuff fresh but the cabinets aren't actually heated, otherwise if they tried to actually keep food hot you'd have to pay VAT. This adds an element of danger to any Greggs visit outside of lunchtime rush hour - until you get your hands on it you've no idea how long your sausage roll has been sat there cooling down. There are few things worse than a tepid, congealed steak bake, I can tell you.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:58 |
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track day bro! posted:i feel like spoons needs a thread, where else can you use a phone app to bring you 9 pints of hop house and 70 portions of haloumi fries And still get change from 20 quid
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:00 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:And still get change from 20 quid i know the owner is a massive brexiting oval office, but the fact that everything is about 9000% cheaper than almost every other pub makes me not care. although i've noticed they've slimmed the european beer selection a bit in some pubs, used to be able to get a bunch of nice belgian beers which have now dissapeared
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:04 |
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track day bro! posted:the fact that everything is about 9000% cheaper than almost every other pub makes me not care. It's because they barely pay their staff or suppliers and serve beer well past its best.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:07 |
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Everything is so cheap because they treat their suppliers and staff like poo poo (Wetherspoons, dunno about Greggs) e:f,b
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:08 |
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weren't gregs using people from the jobcentre at one point for free labor
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:09 |
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track day bro! posted:weren't gregs using people from the jobcentre at one point for free labor That was Poundland, I think. "Work Experience", required to do if you want to get your dole money if I remember correctly.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:10 |
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It was called Workfare A lot of companies used it iirc
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:39 |
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WOW. Had I gone to London a few years later than I did, I might have been caught up in the Greggying of the South. Pretty crazy how nothing can happen for ages, and then suddenly a revolution sweeps across the land.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:23 |
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I'll never forget that summer in Liverpool, out of money, eating a small bowl of pasta a day. If I could somehow scrounge up enough change to get a sausage roll from Greggs it was a good day. What a life.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:32 |
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GreaseGunner posted:I'll never forget that summer in Liverpool, out of money, eating a small bowl of pasta a day. If I could somehow scrounge up enough change to get a sausage roll from Greggs it was a good day. What a life. You could of got two for a pound from pound bakery, and they'd have been better
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:40 |
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I think they still have the local Greggs equivalent in my home town (Chatwins). I do remember going out to them whilst my mum and grandma talked about stuff and I got to have a thing to read and a gingerbread man. Greggs also doesn't do great sausages sandwiches, which always upset me a little. They could really make something out of that!
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:57 |
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Strawman posted:You could of got two for a pound from pound bakery, and they'd have been better The Pound Bakery where fiscal inflation means pasty deflation.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:23 |
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jarlywarly posted:The Pound Bakery where fiscal inflation means pasty deflation. 'Jumbo' versions of things which are about 10% bigger but cost a pound each instead of 2 for a pound. They closed the pound bakery near where I work despite me spending an average of almost a pound a week there for some reason , so its back to Greggs for me anyway.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:55 |
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Strawman posted:You could of got two for a pound from pound bakery, and they'd have been better Ah yes. Spend my bits of scrounged change on two nasty dry piss poor excuses for pasties. Even when I'm starving I have standards.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:35 |
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Greggs is the what paying an arm and a leg for a cupboard in South London bearable. gently caress you West London I'm not walking to Kilburn Park to get that delicious and slightly underbaked but still fresh Chicken&Bacon sandwich. Paying 5.75 for Gail's chicken sandwich which is actually small vs. 3.50 for that sweet 470 cal carb goodness with a side of 500 ml diet coke to give me reflux? The choice is clear
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 03:27 |
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Modrasone posted:
would have been enjoyable to read if this wasn't just one big dog whistle
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:42 |
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What's it whistling (genuine question)?
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 08:20 |
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To me, nothing but a siren song of pastry
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 09:16 |
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Modrasone posted:To me, nothing but a siren song of pastry You have to tie me to the sail mast like Odysseus if I smell that sausage roll. Galewolf fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Feb 7, 2020 |
# ? Feb 7, 2020 09:24 |
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Can't believe OP neglected to include the Greggs Outlet, magical stores selling yesterday's pastries and broken bits at knockdown prices https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/kzjvax/welcome-to-the-underground-world-of-discount-greggs
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Rude Dude With Tude posted:Can't believe OP neglected to include the Greggs Outlet, magical stores selling yesterday's pastries and broken bits at knockdown prices https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/kzjvax/welcome-to-the-underground-world-of-discount-greggs Bolded the most part: “It’s amazing value—if you go to proper Greggs it can be quite pricey, but all the stuff here is exactly the same,” Being "London poor" kinda warped my threshold for "expensive" which is "I celebrate if I can drop less than a tenner in any shop".
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 14:16 |
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mods rename this the Greggathread
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 14:27 |
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Also 50 p for yesterdays 4 pack baguettes? Sign me the gently caress in!
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