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Captain Beans posted:wait lol the comment about him not knowing how may kids he has isn’t a joke?? There's the possibility he doesn't know or care how many kids he's fathered, or he does know and isn't telling/is keeping the info from the mothers suppressed because it would trouble him politically. Take your pick as to which option makes him a worse person.
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One time I found a pigs head when I was unreasonably drunk and I pretended to hump it to make my new friends laugh. I wonder if that's what happened with the old british prime minister and it got blown out of proportion. Now that I think of it I probably shouldn't let them take a photograph
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The Fattest PI posted:One time I found a pigs head when I was unreasonably drunk and I pretended to hump it to make my new friends laugh. I wonder if that's what happened with the old british prime minister and it got blown out of proportion. It was a university initiation and as the story goes he wasn’t pretending and he actually had to put his dick in it
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Glenn Quebec posted:Dude, the world is surrounded by terrible leaders. Erdogan, Bojo, Trump, Abe, The Hungarian PM, the Polish PM. It's real ugly Don't forget Bolsonaro and Duterte. They're strong contenders!
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Jose posted:boris in classic conservative politician style abandoned his cancer ridden wife to look after the kids to gently caress someone 20 years younger Not quite classic style because the 20 years younger person was old enough to consent.
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BrassRoots posted:Two week gestation period? Sure why not. They're Bannerlord characters
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https://twitter.com/ESTheLondoner/status/1256172764161019904
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Marmaduke! posted:Well she was his mistress at the time. His actual wife was suffering from cancer when he dumped her. wait, didn't John McCain do this too? or is it Newt Gingrich I'm thinking of?
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:wait, didn't John McCain do this too? or is it Newt Gingrich I'm thinking of? Newt absolutely did it. Don’t know about McCain off the top of my head
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McCain was the one that got cancer, possibly as karma for leaving his cancer-ridden wife earlier, but I don't recall anything like that e: I don't know if his wife left him or not either
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May 1, 2020 17:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:Being British is a sexually transmitted disease. The poor babby
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Mooey Cow posted:Some say the baby was conceived by the coronavirus itself 
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The Fattest PI posted:One time I found a pigs head How does this happen
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I was at some bar for young people because a coworker invited me. His best friend was the bar manager or something. I figured I could easily hold my own because I drink fairly regularly. They kept just doing shot after shot after shot and they were comped and I didn't want to look like a big wuss. I guess I'm not so much "good at drinking" as I am just a fairly reasonable drinker, but I am not used to drinking that much. One of the times the manager grabbed us, I assumed it was for more shots but he led us through a back door to outside, then into a cooler, I think was attached to a restaurant that was affiliated with the bar. It was full of food and booze and he told us to grab whatever we wanted and drink it. I grabbed a twisted tea for my friend and I and drank mine. My friend only had a few gulps and then gave it to me and said to finish it because he couldn't drink anymore. The manager started pushing us to finish so we could get out of there and while I was trying to fit more liquid into me, I saw something staring back at me from a corner and it was a pig's head. So I grabbed it by the ears and did some hip thrusts with it like a normal person, to take away attention from the drink I didn't want. Everyone thought it was hilarious except for the manager who said it was someone's food. Nobody eats pigs heads do they? I think there's a picture somewhere of me holding it
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