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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Quaker Steak & Lube

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The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Whooping Crabs posted:

Quaker Steak & Lube

this is a good nomination. we don't have them here but I assumed this was like a gas station or a grease monkey that had a deli attached to it? evidently this is not the case. they will not work on your car.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It used to bug me too, now that somebody explained it I'm not annoyed.

The "Ruth's Chris" shortening still bugs me. I don't care what the backstory is, it sounds like Ruth owns a guy named Chris, or like someone put the 's in the wrong place, and it will never not sound like that to me.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
In Canada we have our own version of the Golden Corral that used to be called Mother Tucker's but they wisely rebranded to Tucker's Marketplace in the nineties.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

kuddles posted:

In Canada we have our own version of the Golden Corral that used to be called Mother Tucker's but they wisely rebranded to Tucker's Marketplace in the nineties.

drat that's a good one.

I was looking around and found a now defunct chain that sold broiled chicken called Koo Koo Roo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koo_Koo_Roo. Which is funny, because it sounds like Kuru, the neurodegenerative prion disease that cannibal tribes of Paupa New Guniea contracted after eating human brains.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Whooping Crabs posted:

Quaker Steak & Lube

You forgot to mention their website, which is comically http://www.thelube.com

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Wawa

what? you are a baby wanting water or something?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Wawa

what? you are a baby wanting water or something?

I always thought it was Hellen Keller's first words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUV65sV8nu0&t=32s

KernelFailure
Apr 5, 2004
What?

Whooping Crabs posted:

Beef O'Brady's

Back in the day I worked here and yes it is a *terrible* name. I'd love to know the concept pitch for the name, or if someone was just drunk or stupid or something

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Well, it was 1985, and it was Tampa.

So, cocaine came up with the name. And approved it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I mean as a huge Whataburger fan its a really loving dumb name

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002
Pizza Hut is pretty dumb

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Not America, but I hate this place's name:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom%27s_Touch?wprov=sfla1
Good food though.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Shadow0 posted:

Not America, but I hate this place's name:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom%27s_Touch?wprov=sfla1
Good food though.

It does allow you to say "I'm rather fond of your Mom's touch" though.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Olive Garden, since it sounds like what white people think an Italian place is called and I hate it.


This is probably a far more embarrassing option than Olive Garden, so Ruth's Chris wins.

Olive Garden always bugs me because olives grow on trees, not in a garden. Shouldn't it be Olive Grove or Olive Orchard or something?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




KernelFailure posted:

Back in the day I worked here and yes it is a *terrible* name. I'd love to know the concept pitch for the name, or if someone was just drunk or stupid or something

Wawa is named after the town of Wawa, PA

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Whooping Crabs posted:

Quaker Steak & Lube

It’s a weird name but I like their food.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

BromanderData posted:

It’s a weird name but I like their food.

Oh yeah I haven't been to one in 7 years but remember going there occasionally and it was good for a chain restaurant.

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

Which Wich made me think I was having a brain aneurism

I saw a horrible place called Unicorndog

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

BromanderData posted:

It’s a weird name but I like their food.

They sent us a case of their different sauces when I was deployed to the desert one time, it made the crappy grilled chicken breasts from the chow line into decent food. Their "spicy" (5000 scoville) BBQ sauce is like the perfect mix of hearty, heat, and sweet to make faux pulled chicken with when you're sick of eating the same stuff for the 100th time in a row.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

lo carb Lo Pan posted:

I saw a horrible place called Unicorndog

This is a good name, just maybe not for a restaurant.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Souplantation

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015
Chuck-o-rama. A Utah based buffet chain. The only thing it's missing is feed troughs for all the slop on the buffet. It's terrible food, I think each location throws out more food than gets eaten. Every time I've been there there's huge mounds of dirty plates half full of food left by exasperated Mormon parents and the 6-10 chubby minions left on all the tables.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

TheAardvark posted:



particularly the bin of.. Onion Rings, Egg Rolls, and Chicken Nuggets? near the front

this is fantastic

i wouldn't have to waste time even looking at the other trays

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I always hated Bennigans but I think that's dead now

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*loudly clears throat*










Taco Bell

:blastu:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chinatown posted:

*loudly clears throat*










Taco Bell

:blastu:

Nope. It was a taco chain started by a dude named Bell.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nope. It was a taco chain started by a dude named Bell.

Sounds pretty fuckin' dumb to me.

Speaking of dumb names, bring back the Bell Beefer, you abject cowards.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Chinatown posted:

Sounds pretty fuckin' dumb to me.

Speaking of dumb names, bring back the Bell Beefer, you abject cowards.

taco bell is in the process of removing every item from their menu so maybe once they run out they'll bring stuff back

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nope. It was a taco chain started by a dude named Bell.

Specifically Ronnie Bell of Bell Biv Devoe, It was part of his diversification effort after New Edition collapsed.

Biv Burger was a massive failure. Devoe Donuts never got past planning because people in test markets kept asking which one was Devoe. Tresvant's remains a staple of the Boston fine dining scene.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
There's a small chain that I visited one time that has forever haunted my memory. I try not to say it's name, but I will here:

Cheeburger Cheeburger :saddowns:

https://www.cheeburger.com/locations/

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Real power move there would be to not sell any burgers with cheese.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lifepuzzler posted:

There's a small chain that I visited one time that has forever haunted my memory. I try not to say it's name, but I will here:

Cheeburger Cheeburger :saddowns:

https://www.cheeburger.com/locations/

I've only seen them in airports

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Lifepuzzler posted:

There's a small chain that I visited one time that has forever haunted my memory. I try not to say it's name, but I will here:

Cheeburger Cheeburger :saddowns:

https://www.cheeburger.com/locations/

wh...why are they so spread out

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i say swears online posted:

wh...why are they so spread out

Whooping Crabs posted:

I've only seen them in airports

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Krispy Krunchy Chicken

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Ruth's Sizzling Kum 'N Lube

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002
Huddle House

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Five Guys

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postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.

i say swears online posted:

wh...why are they so spread out

They used to have upwards of 70 locations but a lot of them have been closed down for safety bullshit or kicked out of their lease because their time has passed. It's all owned by a super bored rich dude who is now attempting to invent ??a new baseball league in the middle of loving nowhere in NY??, so he doesn't give a poo poo, and the big gimmick is that you can "franchise" his lovely SNL cheeseburger joke restaurant for a fraction of the cost it would take to be a franchise owner of something with any actual cachet.

Hence, airports.

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