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I recommend u check me out in the gbs post a pic if yourself thread for the big cums 
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Away all Goats posted:ejaculate into a dyson fan angled 45 degrees just go whole hog and ejaculate into a dyson sphere Glenn Quebec posted:I recommend u check me out in the gbs post a pic if yourself thread for the big cums isnt the last pic u posted of ur dog
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May 27, 2020 00:37
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Statutory Ape posted:just go whole hog and ejaculate into a dyson sphere  Uhhh
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May 27, 2020 00:38
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you've come so far!
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May 27, 2020 00:42
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A controversial topic on these forums but get circumcised. Baby boys don't get automatically circumcised where I'm from. I had it done at the age of 11 for medical reasons (week off school, yay!) and it caused my dick to swell which narrowed the urethra which meant more pressure through a smaller opening. It turned me into a supersoaker. Not exaggerating when I say I could piss seven feet into the air. My classmates gave me the nickname 'power penis'. The swelling went down after about a month and because we were all about to hit puberty and become insecure teenagers I lost such a cool nickname. Not sure if it would help you cum six feet, whatever reason you need to do that for.
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May 27, 2020 00:51
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Chief McHeath posted:You'll need a radar gun to measure the speed of your cums and then do some work with the launch angle. https://baseballwithr.wordpress.com/2018/04/02/in-search-of-the-optimal-launch-angle/ optimal launch angle is always 45 degrees until youre shooting over the treeline and have to take that higher wind into account
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May 27, 2020 00:53
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Valko posted:Not sure if it would help you cum six feet, whatever reason you need to do that for. Maybe he’s got a crack in a wall or plaster ceiling that needs spackling.
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May 27, 2020 00:53
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Valko posted:A controversial topic on these forums but get circumcised. All da bois in a semi circle just hootin and hollarin at all the piss coming out of your little high pressured peehole
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May 27, 2020 01:14
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just gotta wrap rubber bands on yo nuts op it build immense pressure!
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May 27, 2020 01:20
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:just gotta wrap rubber bands on yo nuts op it build immense pressure! he's not trying to fire his pee six feet though 
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May 27, 2020 01:21
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look i aint no cum doctor alright
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May 27, 2020 01:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snEiW-PjuNc imagine this scene but w/ jizz
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May 27, 2020 01:31
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Some sort of a cumtapult? Idk I'm not a siege engineer
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May 27, 2020 02:28
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try as you like youll never make the cumberland gap
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May 27, 2020 04:02
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hakimashou posted:you've come so far! And in the end it doesn't even matter
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May 27, 2020 04:07
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:try as you like youll never make the cumberland gap is this like the kessel run
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May 27, 2020 04:07
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Valko posted:A controversial topic on these forums but get circumcised. You don't need surgery to make your urethra swollen. Hell, just get some hot sauce or wasabi.
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May 27, 2020 04:08
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Real answer though just cum in a chick thrn toss her off the bed
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May 27, 2020 04:11
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Kegels OP. Work them pelvic floor muscles. Every day, minimum 30 minutes a day. After a month or 6 weeks you should be able to knock a fly out of the air at 2 paces. Just loving murderous ropes dawg.
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May 27, 2020 05:06
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cum into your hand, then throw it!
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May 27, 2020 05:08
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Increase the mass of your load until you get blown backwards six feet by Newton's 3rd
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May 27, 2020 05:10
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Ejaculate in space and your load will likely float on, well-preserved, until the heat death of the universe.
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May 27, 2020 05:14
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Pretend that you're cumming like a girl and then squirt.
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May 27, 2020 05:26
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Have you tried jackhammering out a stonking poo poo at the same time? The increase muscle spasming might help that spooge get liftoff.
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May 27, 2020 05:48
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Kegels, kegels and more kegels. Plus, you don't want to shoot, weak, watery spurts so find out how much zinc it takes for you to hallucinate. Starting the next day, take a little less zinc and continue the kegels and you'll be shooting thick, ropey loads long distances in no time.
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May 27, 2020 05:59
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Take From Beyond as inspiration and build a machine that expands the brain gland that controls your sexual desires. Also build it so no horrible extradinensional monsters come through; you want boner powers not going mad from seeing your best friend eaten by a goop monster that talks like your other best friend.
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May 27, 2020 06:00
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:... not going mad from seeing your best friend eaten by a goop monster that talks like your other best friend. https://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.mp4
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May 27, 2020 07:17
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Something that works pretty well is tying a strong thread to a door handle and then you tie the bitter end to your cum, and then you wait. The anticipation is really the best part! Remember though that you need a door that opens away from you, and also some friend or enemy that will att least visit once in a while.
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May 27, 2020 07:34
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Kegels, kegels and more kegels. Plus, you don't want to shoot, weak, watery spurts so find out how much zinc it takes for you to hallucinate. Starting the next day, take a little less zinc and continue the kegels and you'll be shooting thick, ropey loads long distances in no time. We have a different thread for ropes, this is the distance thread sir https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857877
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May 27, 2020 10:39
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get a super soaker oozinator
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May 27, 2020 11:02
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:Take From Beyond as inspiration Hell yea
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May 27, 2020 17:22
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This is what it sounds like When cums fly
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May 27, 2020 18:05
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Get a paper cone and use it to funnel some gunpowder down your urethra. When the time comes start waving a match.
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May 28, 2020 13:41
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Mangosteens for maximum power.
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May 28, 2020 21:05
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Become a cock cyborg and get implants. Ok I have robot dong and huge tits, what's next?
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May 28, 2020 21:12
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When I was a teenager I used to shoot that far regularly. My then girlfriend liked to borrow her moms car and fool around in a parking lot, but she had to put a stop to it when I kept blasting loads right into the felt-like roof of that cheap sedan. She was very impressed when I actually hit the roof of her room once, pretty tall ceiling. We're married now and as I approach my 30s my loads only go like 4 or 5 feet now 
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May 28, 2020 21:18
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PinheadSlim posted:When I was a teenager I used to shoot that far regularly. Have you considered installing a foot pump into your nuts?
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May 28, 2020 21:19
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swallow a load, save a roof
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May 28, 2020 21:20
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OP you need to get a running start first
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PinheadSlim posted:When I was a teenager I used to shoot that far regularly. This is why nanomachines are awesome.
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