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How far can I fly, and at what speed? edit: I guess if it's Superman flight, I'd...still pick a billion dollars, assuming that death plague becomes significantly less of a risk soon. Drinking coffee & Bailey's and then going to sleep > having to actually navigate and worry about the air force shooting me down. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jun 10, 2020 |
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Honestly I'd settle for even low gravity crouching tiger style flying, I don't think it would ever get old just parkouring around the city
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Jun 10, 2020 21:34
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Am I immune from aerodynamic effects? Are the people who are flying with me? The airflow at mach 9 could really put a damper on the sex cult related activities.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:35
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Flight. Especially if I can cheat the system by carrying people who are carrying people. Even if you can only take one other person you can still basically abolish national borders in a matter of weeks. Refugees all over the globe, libertarians dropped into Somalia, liberation for oppressed people everywhere.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:35
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if I wore spurs??? how many billions you got?
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Jun 10, 2020 21:35
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I would buy a helicopter and hire a full-time pilot and use the other 999 million for fun things.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:36
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The Walrus posted:Another issue with flight is that you'd be obligated to help people. Penthouses are encouraged to burn to the ground and indeed starting a fire at the top of buildings will bring about rapid social change.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:37
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I'd sell a private SPACE TOUR to every billionaire on Earth. I would tell them that to save time, we're just going to do one trip and they can all pile on at once. I would advertise it as a fantastic jot around the solar system to see the moon, Saturn's rings, the Titan, etc... and that they would be the only ones to ever get to do it. Then once they were all on board I'd fly directly into the sun.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:39
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:I would buy a helicopter and hire a full-time pilot and use the other 999 million for fun things. Bad idea: https://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-who-died-of-helicopter-crash/celebrity-lists
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Jun 10, 2020 21:40
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I'll take the billion and a private jet + helicopter to fly me anywhere I want to go.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:40
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Once all the billionaires are in space just let go and fly back to Earth. Some nice island somewhere. Also lol at AA weapons taking you down, you fly at mach 9 and are basically undetectable by modern technology by virtue of being made of meat.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:42
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I’m a huge pussy who’s afraid of plane travel, so I’d probably pick flight so if my plane started crashing I could just open the door and yell ‘bye suckers jokes on you I can fukkin fly!!’ and not die in plane crashes.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:56
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I'd take 100 thou over flight
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Jun 10, 2020 21:57
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big nipples big life posted:how many billions you got? Zero billions lol. 
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Jun 10, 2020 21:57
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I'm running out of time to change my life
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Jun 10, 2020 21:58
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Spinz posted:I'm running out of time to change my life If I somehow become a billionaire, Ill give you that 100 thou homie. Maybe a few. You could open up a Mediterranean restaurant named 'Spinz'
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Jun 10, 2020 21:59
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And a high-end boutique named Spenz
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Jun 10, 2020 22:22
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Zero billions lol. you can walk
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Jun 10, 2020 22:54
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Spinz posted:I'm running out of time to change my life Thinking like that ain’t helpful.
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Jun 10, 2020 22:56
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A billion? What kind of chump change is that? now a trillion...
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Jun 10, 2020 22:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Thinking like that ain’t helpful. You are right. It's a challenging time. Ty goons!!
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Jun 10, 2020 23:04
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A billion bucks, definitely. Flying would get old pretty quickly, with a billion bucks you could even do two chicks at the same time.
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Jun 10, 2020 23:36
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you could poop on people from low earth orbit although the math would probably be pretty difficult
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Jun 10, 2020 23:40
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The Walrus posted:If you feel you could found a sex cult, that's fine. I guess, for you.  This guy founded a sex cult dude, anybody can do it.
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Jun 10, 2020 23:44
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the billion. flying sounds cool but in reality once somebody recorded you playing superman everyone would instantly recognize you everywhere you went and you'd never, ever, ever hear the end of people wanting rides or you to bring them poo poo or their own private airshow. even if you tried doing a clark kent routine it would only take one or two fuckups for some nosy reporter to catch you changing your clothes in a phonebooth and then your face is on international news the next day. no amount of money will get people to forget the face of a real-life superperson, whereas you can easily buy as much privacy as you want with the billion
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Jun 11, 2020 00:44
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I would take the billion and use it to destroy capitalism
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Jun 11, 2020 01:02
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an anonymous billion sounds way better than being able to fly. You'd probably make a lot of money flying but you'd be famous and it'd be a real loving hassle.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:07
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Bird strike will gently caress you up
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Jun 11, 2020 01:13
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I was gonna say fly because you'd be able to live comfortably and probably live a way happier and more interesting life than the average billionaire. But then I thought about it: -Some people would probably try to kill you for being an abomination/alien/whatever -Everyone would hate you for not devoting all your time to saving people. Like if 9/11 happened, you couldn't just sit at home and watch. Everyone would be like "where's the flying guy"? I do wonder if it would even be possible to earn a billion dollars with the power of flight. Millions, sure, but billions? It would be the world's greatest sideshow act. Rich dudes would hire you privately to perform for guests. You could do those jobs where a guy changes a lightbulb on a mile high tower, and do it 20 times faster. Actually, with super fast speed you could change all the bulbs in america in one day. I just don't know if it's possible to make billions without being a true businessman though.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:17
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If I could fly, I would carry all NASA/whoever's neat science stuff into space for free. While I'm up there, I would leave my filthy rear end-prints on the lens of every spy satellite. After that, I don't know, solve world hunger or wealth inequality somehow? Maybe I'll secretly build a moon base out of floating space junk and only come back every once in a while to gently caress with the biggest jerks in the world by pretending to be an alien or something... and to get more beer.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:24
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If you can fly at mach 9 getting money would be kinda trivial.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:25
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i voted before i read your modified flight rules. wtf is this bullshit superman can fly fast enough to travel backwards in time. i'm taking full speed superman 
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Jun 11, 2020 01:35
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I wish I was a 1% poo poo stain.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:42
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If I could fly at mach 9 my only job would be transporting poo poo that needed to be moved ASAP. I would just move organ transplants from hospital to hospital. Not only do I get to help people, but if I wore a gopro and had a patreon? I'd be set for life and I'd help countless people who really need it. If you had a billion dollars best case scenario you either run out of money helping people or you have to engage in stinking capitalism in order to continue helping people. Boooooooooo.
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Jun 11, 2020 01:48
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Torquemada posted:I’m a huge pussy who’s afraid of plane travel, so I’d probably pick flight so if my plane started crashing I could just open the door and yell ‘bye suckers jokes on you I can fukkin fly!!’ and not die in plane crashes. Never said "land". Or "avoid getting clipped by the tail section" for that matter
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Jun 11, 2020 01:50
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You could fly but you have to expend sufficient amounts of calories
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Jun 11, 2020 01:52
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big nipples big life posted:you can walk I could also, spread a nasty rumor like, BNBL is a SADDLE SNIFFER! 
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Jun 11, 2020 01:54
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If I flew to the moon would I have to wear a spacesuit? I know you said Superman rules when flying but does that mean once I landed on the moon and started walking around I’d need a suit?
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Jun 11, 2020 01:58
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rescuing people from penthouse fires all day would be fun as gently caress, actually all God complex in your head, perfecting an arsenal of corny-rear end fire jokes to tell people while they watch their lives burn to a cinder, rock hard dick the whole time the only reason to have cartoonishly large amounts of money is to spend it chasing the freedom that superman flight would give you, except you have to do it via proxies like ferraris and coke and ruining peoples lives
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Get a cheap costume and pretend to be Son of Mothman
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