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A Grand Egg posted:drat hope the mods suck you off , kings. hey buddy, I'll suck YOU off!!!!! *salutes the flag* 
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Judge said it was either this or jail. What kind of meat grinder you running here for that to be a form of recruitment?
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Jun 20, 2020 03:04
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Jun 20, 2020 03:08
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poo poo I thought I could get some new boots here, I licked a hole in my last pair. do I just leave it do I need a hall pass orrrrr
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Jun 20, 2020 03:09
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THE MODERATORS CREED This is my keyboard. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My keyboard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my keyboard is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless. I must type my keyboard true. I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to get me fired. I must probate him before he mocks me. I will ... My keyboard and I know that what counts in war is not the words we type, the noise of our rollover, nor the reports we make. We know that it is the posts that count. We will post ... My keyboard is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its switches and its keys. I will keep my keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before Lowtax, I swear this creed. My keyboard and I are the defenders of my forums. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my post history. So be it, until victory is Something Awful's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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Jun 20, 2020 03:26
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*strolls into class late smelling strongly of weed* hey sorry im late teach. im ready 2 learn about mods! one of my buddies has a vespa. Spinz posted:Get free hubcaps in here, he should be the next mod 
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Jun 20, 2020 03:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLWITxkmW8 i brought this for show and tell
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Jun 20, 2020 03:38
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Sir yes sir Kablooey sir no sir
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Jun 20, 2020 11:05
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Oh just what in the Sam Hill is going on here?! This here training field is supposed to be reserved for special shitpost commando training today! The Colonel is going to chew your rear end over this Sergeant!
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Jun 20, 2020 12:31
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****faaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrt****
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Jun 20, 2020 13:55
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Phew that one didn't leak. Sir.
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Jun 20, 2020 13:56
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How does one wank in boot camp? Doesn't seem like there's any privacy.
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Jun 20, 2020 16:39
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Oh! Is babby too scared to wack it in front of us?! Or maybe you're just TOO GOOD for this masturbating man's army?!
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Jun 20, 2020 17:05
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Back in the day moderators were made out of tougher stuff it's gotten soft Punctuation out of place? Probe. Empty quote for the second time? Ban. Casual racism? That's fine.
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Jun 20, 2020 17:06
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casual racism fine do NOT post about tipping tho
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Jun 20, 2020 17:45
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LabyaMynora posted:How does one wank in boot camp? Doesn't seem like there's any privacy. Look man we’re all cranking it to max as soon as they call taps.
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Jun 20, 2020 18:03
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Not again.
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Jun 20, 2020 18:03
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hello I am the king
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Jun 20, 2020 18:04
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Sid Vicious posted:hello I am the king Sweet. Do something kingly.
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Jun 20, 2020 18:53
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Sid Vicious posted:hello I am the king Prove it
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Jun 20, 2020 18:59
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Burt Sexual posted:Prove it 
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Jun 20, 2020 19:00
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Is that a  MOD CHALLENGE!!! I hear???
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Jun 20, 2020 19:01
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Literally A Person posted:Is that a nah its just my buddy Chod Mallenge
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Jun 20, 2020 19:01
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:nah its just my buddy Chod Mallenge 
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Jun 20, 2020 19:02
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i love chod
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Jun 20, 2020 19:02
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Daikloktos posted:*Stares at the 12 year old in front of me, wondering if this initiation is meant to test my commitment or my moral fortitude* You're mod material alright.
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Jun 20, 2020 19:09
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Sex Skeleton posted:Look man we’re all cranking it to max as soon as they call taps. Speak for yourself I ain’t waiting that long.
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Jun 20, 2020 22:44
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I have a crown
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Jun 20, 2020 22:45
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Sid Vicious posted:I have a crown Can I see it?
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Jun 20, 2020 22:49
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Free NVJ!!
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Jun 20, 2020 22:52
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Can I see it? No
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Jun 20, 2020 22:53
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drat I was excited
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Jun 20, 2020 22:54
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I've seen the Crown of GBS once and doing so I have touched the highest point of all my greatness, and from that full meridian of glory I haste now to my setting Give me a sixer to honor The Crown of Sid, King of Kings of GBS (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 20, 2020 22:54
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Glenn Quebec posted:I've seen the Crown of GBS once and doing so I have touched the highest point of all my greatness, and from that full meridian of glory I haste now to my setting As you wish sir.
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Jun 20, 2020 23:01
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dee eight posted:how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit? There’s two ways out, in a bodybag, or we can call you a taxi and you can walk out the front door with your stuff, and there’s a nice little waiting area with cucumber water and Brie and crackers and magazines and poo poo, reckon. 
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Jun 20, 2020 23:05
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So, why is it called boot camp? I'm not camping, I'm sitting comfortably in my living room, and I'm not wearing boots, just comfy slippers. This is the best way to probate!
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Jun 20, 2020 23:27
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Glenn Quebec posted:I've seen the Crown of GBS once and doing so I have touched the highest point of all my greatness, and from that full meridian of glory I haste now to my setting (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 21, 2020 00:51
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Derpies posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 21, 2020 02:33
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Ain't a man alive make me shave my sideburns, OP. *spits on immaculate floor and snorts at your dumb Smokey the Bear hat*
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I am here because I am ready to be a GBS mod
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