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The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


"This makes it pretty interesting that kale and cabbage — along with broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, collard greens, and kohlrabi, and several other vegetables — all come from the exact same plant species: Brassica oleracea."

I was well into my 30's before I learned this and it's fascinating and I think everyone should hear about it

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

neato burrito posted:

If you play a song using only white notes of a piano, you are playing in the scale of C Major. Also, you are a racist.

This rear end in a top hat thinks he can get away with fingering A minor

Fudge Handsome
Jan 29, 2011

Shall we do it?

Johnny Walker posted:

I bet some of them are Davids.

Most of them are Daves. They all have their own hands, but they come from different moms.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I know the names of most of the elements, and can tell you where they generally are located on the periodic table.

I also know some stuff about space exploration and RMS Titanic.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I know how to most quickly run through my apartment without my downstairs neighbors hearing for record speed beer pissing

you gotta avoid this one spot it makes the whole place shake

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I know the difference between math and computer science. I can also see a self important piece of poo poo from a mile away.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Genesplicer posted:

I know the names of most of the elements, and can tell you where they generally are located on the periodic table.

I also know some stuff about space exploration and RMS Titanic.

how much do you know about splicing genes?

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

i know sports

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I know a lot of my colors

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


interwhat posted:

I know a lot of my colors

i know some colors what colors do you know and if i know any other ones I'll tell you them

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

You cant balance a dog that size on a tail so small!

Or is it just poor perspective and he's leaving an anus stamp on the floor.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Emperor Musa I of Mali went on the Islamic religious pilgrimage called the hajj in the 1300’s. He was in control of one of Africa’s only goldmines or something, and during his pilgrimage, he gave out so loving much gold for free and purchased so many slaves at below market value that he completely crashed the gold market and had to start a buy-back program on his way home to try to undo the economic damage he had done. I imagine he was a big fat guy for some reason.

I think I read that somewhere.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I know the secret pressure point that can disrupt the chakras of your heart, stopping it instantly. I have vowed only to use this knowledge for justice

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Who What Now posted:

I know the secret pressure point that can disrupt the chakras of your heart, stopping it instantly. I have vowed only to use this knowledge for justice

You could do great work as an end of life carer

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I know the difference between math and computer science. I can also see a self important piece of poo poo from a mile away.
You'd think all that philosophy of computer science would help you figure out to turn your monitor on

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I went through several boxes of my old uni notebooks and assignments at my mum’s house last week, and felt a bit sad about all of the specialist information I used to know like a decade ago when I was studying evolutionary biology

Then I dumped like 95% of it in the recycling

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
gently caress you multivariate analysis, ANOVA more like I’M OVA this bullshit

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Hedrigall posted:

I went through several boxes of my old uni notebooks and assignments at my mum’s house last week, and felt a bit sad about all of the specialist information I used to know like a decade ago when I was studying evolutionary biology

Then I dumped like 95% of it in the recycling
You'd pick it back up fast enough to surprise you if you wanted

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

TheAardvark posted:

I know how to most quickly run through my apartment without my downstairs neighbors hearing for record speed beer pissing

you gotta avoid this one spot it makes the whole place shake

Love that early morning thunder piss where u feel like you could soak down the infield of a baseball diamond after suckin down like 700 gallons of squirt. Place stankin like chicken broth and rose perfume.

hot date tonight!
Jan 13, 2009


Slippery Tilde

Statutory Ape posted:

i know a lot about star wars expanded universe

Jizz music

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Well op, a little this...

:huh:

A little that

:a2m:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I know nothing OP

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I know a strong sense of existential dread lately

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



how to spell czechoslovakia

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Opossums do not "play" dead. They actually pass out from fright.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



opossums have the most teeth of any american mammal, but they're all for show

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

poverty goat posted:

opossums have the most teeth of any american mammal, but they're all for show

Stick your hand near one's mouth and it will show you!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Sid Vicious posted:

raw toast gets toasted and made Ito toast idk what bread mean s

This guy knows how to toast bread but I know how to bread toast

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog
i know correct procedure for blinking, i haven't forgotten to blink since 1987

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
the way to san jose (google map)

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Universe Master posted:

Stick your hand near one's mouth and it will show you!

they will; they are not likely to bite, but they can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg_QsCfNmk

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

When you wear a mask for coronavirus, the ones with the valves on them are the wrong kind of mask. The mask is supposed to filter air you breathe both out and in and the valves usually don't filter the air you breathe out. They are mainly meant for outdoor use in areas with lots of pollen or other pollutants.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHFWNMFyRBY

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that my lifelong involvement in internet communities has opened my real life up to a level of such incredible stupidity that i will never have any sort of real investment in it or pleasure for the rest of it

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I know that a cat's stomach is roughly the size of a ping-pong ball regardless of the size of the cat.

I know that Fuji Apples will last for like 6 weeks in a fridge if you're willing to cut out a couple brown spots.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i love this thank you

i've always loved possums and although one that was half again as big as this was on my mom's deck eating the cat food she had stored in a bin, and scared the poo poo out of her, i knew they were not real threats.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Jun 22, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I know why God made you kill that man OP

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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


I don't think I know how to do a Collins Q point or Tienstra's method resection any more, but I could probably fake it convincingly, OP.

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