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Your poison planet is making heaven too loving crowded.
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This is actually supporting my working theory of how men are all brothers from the SAME mother because ALL WOMEN ARE ROBOTS tied into a central computer and it’s ACTUALLY ALL THE SAME WOMAN. There is ZERO DIFFERENCE AMONGST WOMEN and what we are seeing is a very nuanced hive mind that is PROGRAMMING men to do tedious things while women BASK in their own luxurious HIVE BUTT FARTS. Join the brotherhood, brotha. 
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Jun 23, 2020 17:06
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millions now living will never die. listen to tortoise.
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Jun 23, 2020 17:10
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Rutibex posted:most are in hell because they didn't accept jesus christ as their personal savior OP That's what a couple of young men in white shirts, Bibles in hand, try to tell me every so often after knocking on my door. I shoo them away. So hell, here I come!
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Jun 23, 2020 17:24
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Dean of Swing posted:After a careful survey of the evidence it is safe to conclude that all the humans died trying to simultaneously gently caress the OPs mom. ^^^ Imagine, thousands of years of evolution and we still have Cro-Magnons like this among us.
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Jun 23, 2020 17:26
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:millions now living will never die. Saw tortoise live suck on that vampires!!! 
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Jun 23, 2020 17:45
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This is why it's so important that you put RIP on your tombstone so as not to get drafted into the Skeleton War and bolster the enemy's forces.
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Jun 23, 2020 18:07
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Kill 'em all I say! 100 billion is not enough!!!
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Jun 23, 2020 18:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Saw tortoise live suck on that vampires!!! my teeth are very fragile, please hold still
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Jun 23, 2020 18:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:Kill 'em all I say! 100 billion is not enough!!! That ol' cancer that you're enlisted with is certainly doing its part!
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Jun 23, 2020 18:21
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I have always been here You are simply a dream Pray I do not awaken
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Jun 23, 2020 18:29
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Moon Slayer posted:This is why it's so important that you put RIP on your tombstone so as not to get drafted into the Skeleton War and bolster the enemy's forces. im asking for a friend but how do you increase your chances of being drafted in to the rad as hell skeleton war?
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Jun 23, 2020 18:31
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Moon Slayer posted:This is why it's so important that you put RIP on your tombstone so as not to get drafted into the Skeleton War and bolster the enemy's forces. someday the skeletons will win and then we will all say "Cool we won now what" and then we will get to do cool skeleton things I presume (possibly related to gold and/or magic and caves I am unsure)
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Jun 23, 2020 18:34
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Big Beef City posted:someday the skeletons will win and then we will all say "Cool we won now what" and then we will get to do cool skeleton things I presume (possibly related to gold and/or magic and caves I am unsure) skeleton society would be far superior. no need for farms or supermarkets. everyone could be a Jainist and respect all life. also no need for toilets and sewers! it will be a cerebral culture of wise skeleton scholars
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Jun 23, 2020 18:45
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:my teeth are very fragile, please hold still Are you trying to eat a tortoise? I am not that tortoise. My THERAPIST told me I have to COME OUT OF MY SHELL  but that doesn’t literally mean I’m a tortoise it was said FIGURATIVELY! 
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Jun 23, 2020 19:06
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^^^Paddlepuss if I've ever seen one!
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Jun 23, 2020 19:39
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OP have you considered that they are ghosts now? You can simply buy a Luigi Board from a vegan and ask the ghosts you are gosh darned self!!!
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Jun 23, 2020 20:15
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The only dead person that makes any difference is Candyman. Quote three time to find out.
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Jun 23, 2020 20:31
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Yvershek posted:The only dead person that makes any difference is Candyman. Quote three time to find out. Who?
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What, ya deaf? I said Candym... I see what you're doing.
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