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Pahilla the Hun posted:i have fire ants if you knew me you wouldn't even be asking this question. seriously, how could you?? Same
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Jun 30, 2020 18:41
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sitting on a rocking chair on the porch with a shotgun across my lap screaming at neighbourhood kids to live on my lawn
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Jun 30, 2020 19:24
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Live and Let Die but it's Live On My Lawn
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Jun 30, 2020 20:28
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Sorry, bud. No can do. I let this David guy crash on my lawn for "just a few days" and before you know it...*gestures at huge garden gnome collection*
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Jun 30, 2020 20:31
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sorry, bud. No can do. I let this David guy crash on my lawn for "just a few days" and before you know it...*gestures at huge garden gnome collection*
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Jun 30, 2020 20:35
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Live on my lawn, If you want to hang out on the grass Live on my lawn Watch it grow and see if it's that fast Live next to me Since I'm the one who cares Next to me if you wanna come And live on my lawn. Ain't it the truth, maybe? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 30, 2020 20:53
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I'm a NIMBY. Not in my back yard. There's really not enough space back there. I don't want you to feel cramped. Front yard is cool though. |
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Jun 30, 2020 22:13
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ya i guess so if it rains you can hide under the chemtrails sign
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Jun 30, 2020 22:35
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Where can I park my Lawnborghini?
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Jul 1, 2020 03:02
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what's the tree situation can the lawn accommodate a hammock
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Jul 1, 2020 05:10
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vanisher posted:what's the tree situation can the lawn accommodate a hammock ya I can tie one end to the front doorknob and the other to my neighbours antennae just bring one long rope and one really long rope
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Jul 1, 2020 13:24
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sorry, bud. No can do. I let this David guy crash on my lawn for "just a few days" and before you know it...*gestures at huge garden gnome collection*
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Jul 2, 2020 01:48
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how about this, op, You let me sleep on Your lawn. just so i can get a feel for your style
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Jul 2, 2020 02:00
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Okay but don't gently caress it don't gently caress my lawn |
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Jul 2, 2020 02:33
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old friend posted:Okay but don't gently caress it don't gently caress my lawn ok can i just spoon it
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Jul 2, 2020 04:11
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Where can I park my Lawnborghini? park it on top of me. so I know what it’s like to be crushed by luxury. |
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Jul 2, 2020 06:44
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Ubereats delivery instructions: please leave on sidewalk and turn over rainstick on porch, do not ring doorbell. Delivery is for lawn resident. |
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Jul 2, 2020 07:17
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vanisher posted:Ubereats delivery instructions: please leave on sidewalk and turn over rainstick on porch, do not ring doorbell. Delivery is for lawn resident. both my hammock and paella are soaked now--the price of convenience
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Jul 2, 2020 10:24
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nut posted:both my hammock and paella are soaked now--the price of convenience Double wet burrito
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Jul 2, 2020 11:41
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Pahilla the Hun posted:ok can i just spoon it I guess but you better get in line! |
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Jul 2, 2020 11:45
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My "Not A Lawn Sale" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.
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Jul 2, 2020 11:47
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Trying in vain to get people to start calling me by the nickname "Lawn Dogg".
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Jul 2, 2020 12:01
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Amy man can die on my lawn, but who can truly live on my lawn. |
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Jul 2, 2020 18:44
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Amy man can die on my lawn, but who can truly live on my lawn. Dang. I always liked her music tho
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Jul 2, 2020 18:45
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the hardest part will be deciding which hole to call home
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Jul 2, 2020 18:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Trying in vain to get people to start calling me by the nickname "Lawn Dogg". i will call you Lawn Dogg as long as you call me Poppa Squat
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Jul 3, 2020 01:55
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Operator: 911, what's your medical emergency? Me: Oh, I'm sorry- I was trying to call Lawn Doctor https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 3, 2020 01:58
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there's a freshly mowed yard across the street just sayin 
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Jul 3, 2020 02:25
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thanks for letting me live on your yard look my brother dan got kicked out by his old lady and he’d just need to crash for a couple nights or months
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Jul 3, 2020 02:29
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dan owes me money don't do it
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Jul 3, 2020 02:33
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dans a good man he’s just a little lost but he always has money
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Jul 3, 2020 02:35
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who am i kidding dans the man i am the one who owes me money
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Jul 3, 2020 02:36
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hahaha Dan he bought it
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Jul 3, 2020 02:37
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wrong thread sorry
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Jul 3, 2020 02:37
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nut posted:wrong thread sorry
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Jul 3, 2020 02:42
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hey guys I’m getting my house back from the cops today so I won’t be living on your lawns anymore. I just want to say that these were the best days of my life. |
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Jul 3, 2020 03:49
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The_Rob posted:hey guys I’m getting my house back from the cops today so I won’t be living on your lawns anymore. I just want to say that these were the best days of my life. any time. Lawn burriots are good luck |
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Jul 3, 2020 03:53
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The_Rob posted:hey guys I’m getting my house back from the cops today so I won’t be living on your lawns anymore. I just want to say that these were the best days of my life. its the summer you 69'd
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Pahilla the Hun posted:there's a freshly mowed yard across the street just sayin Find anything good? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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