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# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:15

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:40

Trying

you seem not ok. are you safe?

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:16

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awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

# ? Aug 11, 2020 01:24

Khanstant

nvm

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:55

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

just new haven things

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:14

idiotsavant

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then��when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on �UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np � green day � time of our lives

# ? Aug 11, 2020 05:12

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then��when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on �UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np � green day � time of our lives

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:06

nut

gently caress a new Bugatti
I drive a classic Porsche
when I sit, hear goofy
the way my crotch go �gawrsh�

# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:47

nut

that�s gross

# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:47

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I said there's whores in the house
And I'm in the house whores

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:54

google THIS

nut posted:

gently caress a new Bugatti
I drive a classic Porsche
when I sit, hear goofy
the way my crotch go �gawrsh�

# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:49

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

my pussy so wet i died of dehydration

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 11, 2020 15:31

Macnult

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then��when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on �UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np � green day � time of our lives

# ? Aug 11, 2020 15:41

Macnult

When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion

# ? Aug 11, 2020 15:44

google THIS

When dat pussy so wet it growing mushrooms :discourse:

# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:59

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i got a weird-rear end pussy

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 11, 2020 18:09

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Macnult posted:

When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:05

wearing a lampshade

awkwerd paws posted:

Nvm foound it graey alien obvi continue all

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then��when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on �UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np � green day � time of our lives

wet rear end goose meat

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:37

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

leaving a snail trail wherever i go from all my pussy slime

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:46

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

trying to sneak around but im dummy slicc and the splash from my rear end cheeks keeps alerting the guardfs

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:41

google THIS

Pussy so wet you gotta put a big yellow sign next to it per OSHA requirements

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:01

cda: by Hand Knit

Slush Garbo posted:

trying to sneak around but im dummy slicc and the splash from my rear end cheeks keeps alerting the guardfs

Lol

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:01

google THIS

Pussy so wet old ladies keep throwing diamonds into it

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:04

nut

my husband walking in on me hula hooping: do u hear donald duck?

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:07

Khanstant

drat, just seen that Cupcakke deleted mosto f her music videos :-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awGEv-ctCtg

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:10

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Pussy so wet old ladies keep throwing diamonds into it

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 03:10

RazzleDazzleHour

Please consult a doctor if your wet-rear end pussy lasts for more than four hours

# ? Aug 12, 2020 03:39

RazzleDazzleHour

# ? Aug 12, 2020 04:02

nut

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

this but on a shirt :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 12, 2020 04:03

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

My grandmother died of the gush, and I'll thank you not to make fun of this serious medical issue :sadwave:

# ? Aug 12, 2020 12:43

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:08

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

my doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:08

nut

Slush Garbo posted:

my doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

hyperhydrosis

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:45

cda: by Hand Knit

Chewbecca posted:

My grandmother died of the gush, and I'll thank you not to make fun of this serious medical issue

lol

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nurse frantically pushing a wheelchair bound cardi b: hurry doctor smith, her contractions are getting closer together and, and...

dr. smith: let me guess her water just broke

nurse: yeah

dr. smith: mrs. b this is your fifth "false alarm" this week :colbert:

cardi:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Aug 12, 2020

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

my pussy has me flying around like the hover nozzle in super mario sunshine

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

my pussy has me flying around like the hover nozzle in super mario sunshine

wahooo

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:40

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

I know that "Wet rear end Pussy (Pussy rear end Wet)" was what won CardiB the Nobel prize for literature, but I much prefer her earlier "Wet (Wet) rear end (rear end) Pussy (Pussy)".

# ? Aug 12, 2020 17:06

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