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Who would do anything so cruel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_Hs9DkmOo
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The Nolan batman movies were a metaphor for the war on terror
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Aug 23, 2020 10:25
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The Nolan batman The best scene from those movies is the one where Batman starts to growl yet another threat at a criminal but then starts coughing violently. He tries again and his voice comes out as a raspy little squeak because he over-strained his vocal cords and has to take like a week off before he can speak again. That scene definitely happened. I remember it happened. Anyone who's seen that movie knows it happened.
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Aug 23, 2020 11:41
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It's amazing that they let the guy do that stupid voice for three movies. Why didn't they say something?
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Aug 23, 2020 12:37
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Icochet posted:It's amazing that they let the guy do that stupid voice for three movies. Why didn't they say something? And then he kept doing it in Terminator 4.
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Aug 23, 2020 12:45
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The biggest trick Nolan ever pulled on you was convincing you that his Batman was supposed to be taken seriously The finale of TDKR is literally 'Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!'
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Aug 23, 2020 12:53
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CountryMatters posted:There is a part in that game where a "criminal" is dangling by a rope helplessly over a pit of lethal green joker gas. He begs for you to save him. In order to progress with the game, you have to cut the rope he's hanging from to cause him to fall down into the gas and break a roof tile that's blocking you Isn't there some scene where a dude is on a train heading for disaster and Batman is like "Not gonna kill ya but I'm also not gonna save you". Pretty sure that counts as murder anyway or at least some kinda negligent manslaughter.
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Aug 23, 2020 13:19
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Picture this: it’s like a new Batman movie. Alfred quits Batman over mounting unrequited sexual tension, Batman drinks himself into oblivion and forgets all the batcodes to poo poo, gets on the internet and griefs people over not being able to shoot them with an arsenal of different batguns. Everything turns out alright for him in the end though.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:06
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As expected, Batman's car is covered in multiple ridiculously oversized and impractical phallic objects that only really serve to show off his own deep-rooted emotional issues.It's something that's also clear in the contrast between Batman and his greatest nemesis, whom he spends an inordinate amount of time obsessing over, chasing and harassing but who he can never truly change or permanently repress. The Joker is the one thing Batman most wants to be but constantly denies himself: a colorful, outrageously camp and unabashed gay man.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:13
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Some piece of poo poo cop griefs some rando for not being Batman or not thinking or believing he is Batman on the Internet, all the previous Batman actors show up in costume and physically beat the cop into the dirt. Like some grainy art house poo poo.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:Batman more like badman amirite people?
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Aug 23, 2020 14:24
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Gentlemen please. We are all the bad men here.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:28
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I love badminton!
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Aug 23, 2020 14:53
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ante posted:Imagine if he even spent even of a fraction of the cost of that military-fetish gear on social programs to help with homelessness and mental health issues, then no one would have to be desperate enough to steal wallets in order to feed their family or afford a bed to sleep in at night No, The Joker would still pull his boner(s)
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Aug 23, 2020 15:02
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I think the no longer criminally poor underclass would be happy to subsidize jokers boners. It's basically performance art
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Aug 23, 2020 17:28
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has Batman ever hosed the joker? this is important
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Aug 23, 2020 18:13
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why do you think he keeps chasing him
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Aug 23, 2020 18:23
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:has Batman ever hosed the joker? this is important Only in his sweet dreams
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Aug 23, 2020 20:04
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:arkham knight wasn't a very good game but it was hilarious how they gave you the batmobile so that you could non-lethally run people over. you could even non-lethally drive back and forth over their 'unconscious' bodies. And, um, Nerf tires.
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Aug 23, 2020 21:08
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Stunt_enby posted:batman is lovely propaganda imo He’s in the pocket of Big Bat.
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Aug 23, 2020 21:46
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Systemic corruption and abuse by those in power wreaks far more havoc than a giggling bomber. Maybe Batman should PUT IN THE WORK and shut the gently caress up.
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Aug 23, 2020 23:25
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Mooey Cow posted:Isn't there some scene where a dude is on a train heading for disaster and Batman is like "Not gonna kill ya but I'm also not gonna save you". Pretty sure that counts as murder anyway or at least some kinda negligent manslaughter. Well, that same bad guy is the one who cut the brakes, so really Batman had no legal or moral obligation to save him from the trains impending derailment. #BackTheBat
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Aug 23, 2020 23:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think the no longer criminally poor underclass would be happy to subsidize jokers boners. It's basically performance art If the Joker happens because society is 'sick', then a healthy society would have one of the goofy, we-can-all-laugh-about-it-after versions of the Joker, and not the murdery and grim and squick versions of the Joker.
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Aug 23, 2020 23:38
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:has Batman ever hosed the joker? this is important A Batman has to have hosed a Joker in Flashpoint, so yes.
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Aug 23, 2020 23:42
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Fully socialized boners for everyone NOW
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Aug 23, 2020 23:48
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I don't hear Bruce Wayne, working his employees to the bone while he lazes about in his palatial estate with his manservant and boy-charge demanding boners for anyone but himself! I want fully funded, equally distributed boners, FOREVER
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Aug 23, 2020 23:50
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Systemic corruption and abuse by those in power wreaks far more havoc than a giggling bomber. Maybe Batman should PUT IN THE WORK and shut the gently caress up. Batman is super-rich, what makes you think he isn't totally aware of this? Batman's campaign of violent vigilantism against the criminal underclass isn't about crime, it's about giving the middle classes a show. Keeping the majority from revolution by making them think that their world isn't totally out of control, things aren't getting worse, this is fine. As long as they keep blaming the poor for signing up as henchmen, they won't turn their attention on the rich in their penthouse apartments and gothic mansions. Batman's nightly pantomime is what keeps the guillotines at bay. Batman has not reformed a single super villain. That should tell you something about the supposed "world's smartest detective", he's not really trying.
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Aug 24, 2020 00:08
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is this a Golden Bat mobile? like it's designed for Golden Bat, the first super hero? I love that guy he just runs up to bad guys laughs then promptly kills them with way more force than required. all while crackling. He would totally use this if cars where a thing when he was invented.
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Aug 24, 2020 00:19
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Let’s not forget Batman lives in a city that is basically designed for his bullshit. Come on down to the hood with that bullshit son, batmobile on blocks and Batman hanging on to his grappling hook from a street light and poo poo. 
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Aug 24, 2020 00:25
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Klyith posted:Batman is super-rich, what makes you think he isn't totally aware of this? We need that China Mieville Batman that's a working class hero whose nemesis is the rich Batman.
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Aug 24, 2020 00:53
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:We need that China Mieville Batman that's a working class hero whose nemesis is the rich Batman. Spiderman?
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Aug 24, 2020 01:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Let’s not forget Batman lives in a city that is basically designed for his bullshit. Come on down to the hood with that bullshit son, batmobile on blocks and Batman hanging on to his grappling hook from a street light and poo poo. Didn't Jason Todd start out trying to steal the Batmobile's hubcaps
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Aug 24, 2020 11:36
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1redflag posted:Well, that same bad guy is the one who cut the brakes, so really Batman had no legal or moral obligation to save him from the trains impending derailment. But Batman is his legal guardian and has a legal duty to keep him out of harm's way and should have taught him cutting the brakes would lead to certain doom.
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Aug 24, 2020 11:41
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Did you know that before they gave it to Nolan, the then-new Batman was going to be directed by Darren Aronofsky? His vision was for Bruce Wayne to be a destitute vigilante who was a bit unhinged but more of a man of the people, played by Joaquin Phoenix. For a while I was disappointed we would never get to see what might have been. But then, a movie set in Gotham City that essentially fleshed out Aronofsky's idea for Batman: Year Zero actually came out in 2019. It was entitled Joker.
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Aug 24, 2020 12:03
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eSports Chaebol posted:Did you know that before they gave it to Nolan, the then-new Batman was going to be directed by Darren Aronofsky? His vision was for Bruce Wayne to be a destitute vigilante who was a bit unhinged but more of a man of the people, played by Joaquin Phoenix. For a while I was disappointed we would never get to see what might have been. But then, a movie set in Gotham City that essentially fleshed out Aronofsky's idea for Batman: Year Zero actually came out in 2019. It was entitled Joker. That seems like one of those ideas that's from someone who has very little grasp of what the character is actually about and wants to just make their own thing, like that suit from the Nicholas Cage Superman who wanted him to be Venom, or the guy who wanted Hellboy to be the Hulk. In this case, sounds like he wanted Batman to be Moon Knight.
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Aug 24, 2020 12:11
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That seems like one of those ideas that's from someone who has very little grasp of what the character is actually about and wants to just make their own thing, like that suit from the Nicholas Cage Superman who wanted him to be Venom, or the guy who wanted Hellboy to be the Hulk. In this case, sounds like he wanted Batman to be Moon Knight. disrespecting the source material is a proud tradition that gave us such gems as Starship Troopers and A Clockwork Orange (and before you say Dune as a counterexample, it didnt disrespect the book 1% as much as Jodorowsky planned on doing and that obviously would have been the greatest movie of all time)
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Aug 24, 2020 12:17
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eSports Chaebol posted:disrespecting the source material is a proud tradition that gave us such gems as Starship Troopers and A Clockwork Orange (and before you say Dune as a counterexample, it didnt disrespect the book 1% as much as Jodorowsky planned on doing and that obviously would have been the greatest movie of all time) The difference is those movies were clearly made actually paying attention to the source material and deviating from it with purpose. for every one of those there's a half dozen Super Mario Bros movies
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Aug 24, 2020 13:09
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They should make a Batman movie where Batman doesn't give a single loving poo poo about killing people good OR bad. Like he doesn't kill for fun, but if you and your family are standing around when he's got the wheel scythes out chasing the joker's gang around the streets of gotham and cuts all of your legs off as he drives past he's not even gonna honk or wave. His new hard-core catchphrase that goes on all the merchandise and toys and stuff is a hardcore, growled, batvoice saying "...so WHAT". Batman, you captured Penguine but killed hundreds in the process, AND started the Childrens Fair animal exhibit on fire! "...so WHAT" Oh, Batman! You're incorrigible! "so WHAT?!" Batman, I'm afraid it's cancer. "SO what?"
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Aug 24, 2020 13:26
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The only good part of Ben Affleck's Batman is when he falls down in Justice League and can't get up, like a turtle. The rest of the time he's just growling about how much he hates everything and how his life is so hard just cuz his parents died. Guess what? Superman's entire world is dead and you don't see him moping around (unless he's directed by Zack Snyder, too).
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Does batman ever actually have a 'come to jesus' moment where he realizes that he's selfish jackass playing second fiddle to the villains he fights? I mean, one that MEANS anything that results in any change for the character? I mean he's such a basic bitch. I feel like people who would actually be fans of Batman himself would be the kind of people who really like Space Marines in warhammer because they're such cool dudes.
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