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*tries to imagine being able to buy beer in a convenience store but is from pennsylvania*
the beer you were hoping to find is only available in single cans
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May 24, 2024 04:08
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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baby shoes for sale. stepped in dog poo poo
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Oct 18, 2020 19:51
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- Jinh
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Oh yeah I'm almost out of cola which has gone flat in a sealed bottle somehow, so please pick up a six pack for me.
and condoms...
When you buy condoms it takes 4 employees to unlock the cage around the box. the lock is voice activated by the employees singing "oooh somebody's getting luckyyyyy!" barbershop quartet style
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Oct 18, 2020 20:10
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- google THIS
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The vending machine in the bathroom will serve all your needs. Double sided hot cinnamon flavor is the only variety left, hope that's OK
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Oct 18, 2020 20:30
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i'd like a gallon of loose sauce, please
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Oct 18, 2020 22:42
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#mood
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i want some pudding, but make it all skin?
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Oct 18, 2020 23:24
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#mood
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hey yeah i'm in need of a raging headache and vivid, pants-making GBS threads hallucinations. can you get me five of those pills with the tiger loving the rhino on the front?
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Oct 19, 2020 01:43
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- Finger Prince
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You want the plastic bags that the bottom tears open, or the paper bags that the handles tear off of?
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Oct 19, 2020 11:27
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- nut
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lol this thread
i just want funions
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Oct 19, 2020 11:40
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- nut
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oh and all the oil skimmed from the top of the natural peanut butter no no you don't need a jar to carry it just fold the foil safety seals into small origami boats and pour it into those
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Oct 19, 2020 11:40
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Grab me an eyeglass repair kit where the tiny screwdriver still doesn't fit my own personal glasses, and some glue that randomly requires an ID to purchase because it's a potential inhalant or something.
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Oct 19, 2020 13:00
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#mood
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i need a set of those furniture floor protectors but instead of soft plastic or carpet, it's fine grain sandpaper.
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Oct 19, 2020 14:01
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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drat I'm all out of rice milk, do they still only have the slimy kind with black particulates floating inside?
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Oct 19, 2020 14:35
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#mood
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can you get me a set of measuring spoons? I need 5/8ths, 1/9th, and 3/2s of a teaspoon tyvm
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Oct 19, 2020 14:52
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- Finger Prince
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Shoot this recipe calls for half a cup of milk, could you run out and grab a small carton?
*several hours later*
They only had gallon jugs. I bought four because they were buy 3 get thr 4th free.
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Oct 19, 2020 16:26
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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get me some of those really gross prefab brownies somehow made out of just banana and guava & a magazine from the rack on a topic i dont really care about
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 19, 2020 16:47
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- Finger Prince
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Every time you reach toward the top shelf for a copy of Big Jugs Monthly, a group of schoolchildren run in and swarm the magazine rack looking for Minecraft magazine or whatever it is they're into these days. Even at like 1am.
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Oct 19, 2020 17:09
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#mood
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one of those instant espresso machines but it only does decaf matcha
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Oct 22, 2020 05:59
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- Sloane
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What do you mean I'm not on the list?
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speaking of coffee can I get one so hot that I have to wait several hours just to find out it's only water with dirt sprinkled in it?
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Oct 22, 2020 06:18
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- astral
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maybe a single slice of kinda-stale cake that costs more than most whole cakes
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Oct 22, 2020 06:34
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#mood
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can you get me some of that sushi where the rice has concealed into a solid tube, the nori has dissolved into a wet paste, and the imitation crap flies out of the roll at hypersonic speeds the second you touch it with chopsticks?
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Oct 22, 2020 06:38
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- idiotsavant
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yo can you grab me boffa? yeah you heard that right boffa, and make sure you grip powerfully tight, preferably strongly enough to crack walnuts, or in my case pecans or perhaps almonds such that the hard shell would shatter to pieces and the soft inner nut meats would be ground to a fine paste
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Oct 22, 2020 07:08
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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Those were discontinued last month, better give them 600 for the new Gillete WalletDestroyer über.
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Oct 22, 2020 10:06
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- nut
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get me a slurpee but only open the tap a little bit so just liquid drips out into it then crack a pack of thrills soap flavoured gum and toss those in there too I call it witches brew and I believe it may be why I have no friends
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Oct 22, 2020 13:18
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- Gluten Free Dad
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get me a falcon. and don't let them give you any 'we don't keep falcons" bullshit. tell them that you're friend would like a falcon, and you aren't leaving until you see a wide variety of beautiful falcons so you can pick the best falcon. also i don't have any money for the falcon so if you could pay for my falcon I get paid next month so i assume you're cool taking the financial hit until then. thanks,
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Oct 22, 2020 13:39
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- nut
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get me the beach Velcro paddle and ball set where one paddle is gone and the other has a lot of loose hairs stuck to it
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Oct 22, 2020 13:44
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- Gluten Free Dad
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get me an original copy of Skies of Arcadia but I'll only pay in these pennies I found in my dryers lint tray over the course of several years, i assume 57 pennies will cover the cost.
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Oct 22, 2020 14:06
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- idiotsavant
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get me ten pounds of horny, stat!!
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Oct 22, 2020 15:06
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- google THIS
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Grab me an Icee where all the syrup has pooled at the bottom and not mingled with the ice whatsoever so I can drink a quarter of it before being left with a flavorless mass of food dye and crystals and I have to wait at least 10 minutes between each additional sip. Yes, I know that's every Icee but I wanted to make extra sure. Cherry, thanks.
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Oct 22, 2020 16:52
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May 24, 2024 04:08
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- beer pal
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hey do yall carry vanilla coke
yeah thats in aisle 276. sorry the shuttle bus is broken down youll have to hail a cab
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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