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my joint rolling ability is probably in the upper +99.999th percentile of people on the planet mensa hit me up
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That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth
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Nov 10, 2020 00:16
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I can identify ARM opcodes by looking at a hex dump of a binary. I can also eat goldfish crackers by tossing them up in the air and catching them with my mouth. I never miss.
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Nov 10, 2020 00:17
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I'm at least in the first quintile when it comes to guessing the spelling of people's names I can guess the year any prominent movie was released, give or take a year, about 80% of the time That's all I got.
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Nov 10, 2020 00:25
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Arguing with people is pointless. Just lie and agree with them then do whatever you we’re going to do anyway.
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Nov 10, 2020 00:34
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I’ve tutored as a side job/volunteer since I was in college so even in my 30’s I understand the fundamentals of basically all academic subjects you’d experience up until about junior year of a university. This does come in handy even outside of tutoring because as it turns out most real word stuff does not get more complicated than differential equations.
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Nov 10, 2020 01:49
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bossy lady posted:I can identify ARM opcodes by looking at a hex dump of a binary. Wow do word sizes just stand out to you or something? 
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Nov 10, 2020 01:52
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wearing shirts wearing pants wearing socks wearing hats wearing jackets wearing underpants wearing glasses wearing belts I could go all day wearing suspenders wearing robes wearing shorts wearing tank tops wearing slippers wearing sandals wearing shoes wearing boots wearing rings wearing earrings wearing bracelets wearing anklets wearing sunglasses wearing knee socks wearing thigh socks wearing dog mask wearing owl mask wearing horse mask wearing ninja mask actually I guess that's all
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Nov 10, 2020 01:55
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Cubone posted:actually I guess that's all wearing my patience 
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Nov 10, 2020 01:57
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Graphic equalizers
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Nov 10, 2020 01:57
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Food go in mouth Poop come out butt
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Nov 10, 2020 02:00
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I know how to make all your dreams come true!
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Nov 10, 2020 02:04
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i understand how you feel i've been there myself
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Nov 10, 2020 02:14
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poo poo flows downhill pay day is on friday
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Nov 10, 2020 02:19
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Tom Gorman posted:my joint rolling ability is probably in the upper +99.999th percentile of people on the planet i will also make this claim also i make very good coffee.
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Nov 10, 2020 02:46
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80s nerd boobs. 
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Nov 10, 2020 03:33
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I can look at your fishtank, salt or fresh, and probably diagnose what's up after a few minutes and a water test because I lived with some dudes who ran an entire town's multiple PetCo aquatics' centers, once and we had 1000's of gallons of water in our home at any given time between tanks. e: prolly gonna need some weed tho ee: pleco in a 200 long ciclicd tank almost as big as a woman's forearm as you walked into the living room. 50 to 100 gallon tanks in almost every other room in the house, 600 gallon saltwater refugium tub you could wade in amongst salt water corals and fishes that'd pick at your toes that fed into the actual 'display' tank, yadda yadda. It was impressive. They got their best live rock, etc from a dude that had a tank so large he'd go scuba diving, in his own home, to get it. lol The water bill for 4 bachelors was...impressive. We had a pool table in the basement next to the 'display' tank, too. Owned. Was a lot of water. Lot of tanks. Drew the line at doing planted tanks because at the time, years ago, it just wasn't feasible. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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Nov 10, 2020 03:41
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I know how to satisfy a woman after the 25th time or so.
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Nov 10, 2020 03:56
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I can't roll joints but I can roll a cigarette in seconds flat
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Nov 10, 2020 03:58
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Inzombiac posted:satisfy a woman Anyone know what this guy is talking about???
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Nov 10, 2020 04:02
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Left and right I'm good on, very solid. East and west not so much, but left and right is solid, no doubts.Chomp8645 posted:Anyone know what this guy is talking about???
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Nov 10, 2020 04:57
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Internetjack posted:Left and right I'm good on, very solid. East and west not so much, but left and right is solid, no doubts. Good news: you can settle down east and west to right and left when looking north. How's north for you?
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Nov 10, 2020 04:58
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If you light one up at the pump you risk blowing everyone else up.
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Nov 10, 2020 04:59
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Magnets
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Nov 10, 2020 05:02
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Arrhythmia posted:Good news: you can settle down east and west to right and left when looking north. How's north for you? Oh, north and south are right in there, no problem. Its more like a brain glitch than a lack of comprehension. I can picture the correct direction in my mind's eye, but my mouth often calls out the opposite direction when it comes to east and west. I recognize the problem, so I most often follow up with a "and by west I mean east" correction. I'm solid on left and right though. No worries.
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Nov 10, 2020 05:03
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Simone Magus posted:Magnets might probe this person for making an impossible claim
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Nov 10, 2020 05:03
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Internetjack posted:Probably something about snake women. 
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Nov 10, 2020 05:04
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when you're facing the same direction as a boat: "port" is the left side, because "port" has the same number of letters as "left", and "starboard" is the right side, because it doesn't on supply and demand charts, I know which line is supply and which is demand because Superman goes up:  and then later on he comes back Down: 
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Nov 10, 2020 05:18
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"peruse" means the opposite of what I think it means, as does "moot"
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Nov 10, 2020 05:19
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EorayMel posted:I can count to 5 So can crows. I can mix paints to get specific colors. When you want to darken a color (other than white) mix in the color on the other side of the color wheel, not black. That way the colors don't lose their intensity. If you want to lighten a color mix in clear. If you need to get to specific PMS color, use a formula rather than trying to guess. Winging it will get you many useless gallons of ink/paint and the "good" one won't really match what your looking for.
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Nov 10, 2020 05:33
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I know how to use vlookup.
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Nov 10, 2020 06:06
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laser ring gyroscopes
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Nov 10, 2020 06:18
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Elentor posted:I know how to use vlookup. cool kids use xlookup now.
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Nov 10, 2020 06:19
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Elentor posted:I know how to use vlookup. i, too, am a freak in the sheets
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Nov 10, 2020 06:19
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what a sommelflange is
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Nov 10, 2020 06:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Wow do word sizes just stand out to you or something? The last byte in a lot of instructions is "E*" in hex. It makes ARM stand out in a binary blob if you look at it enough. Also function prologues / epilogues.
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Nov 10, 2020 06:23
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ikanreed posted:cool kids use xlookup now. That's advanced poo poo that I do not understand.
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Nov 10, 2020 06:28
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I’m very good at spotting hummingbirds.
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Nov 10, 2020 06:40
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bossy lady posted:The last byte in a lot of instructions is "E*" in hex. It makes ARM stand out in a binary blob if you look at it enough. Also function prologues / epilogues. You know you can just code in E now? It works in the c compiler. It’s mostly a bunch of D calls (D is just English). There’s some pretty cool complex system calls you can do though. 34 character alphabet.
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I know way more about hair structure and chemistry than anyone should.
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