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I don't believe in space so his so called achievements mean little to me.
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Chuck Yeager taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.
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Dec 8, 2020 09:53
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 rip in peace chuck
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Dec 8, 2020 10:11
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Chuck Yeager died celibate and as such he will go to God.
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Dec 8, 2020 10:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZCvgr7WHrQ
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Dec 8, 2020 10:35
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Heard resounding across the cemetery as they lowered the casket into the grave.
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Dec 8, 2020 10:39
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Just a side note to say that The Right Stuff loving rules and everyone should watch it when they get a chance.
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Dec 8, 2020 11:59
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If you think about it everyone who's broken the sound barrier has eventually died
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Dec 8, 2020 12:03
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Laterite posted:Just a side note to say that The Right Stuff loving rules and everyone should watch it when they get a chance. It's a great flick. Hilarious and fun and cool.
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Dec 8, 2020 12:08
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Sweet Enola Gay son!
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Dec 8, 2020 12:24
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Chuck sucked my dick and got me boy pregnant
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Dec 8, 2020 12:32
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confused posted:If you haven't read it, his autobiography "Yeager: An Autobiography" is a must read. He was a legend. In his autobiography he tells a story of when he was a wing commander(?) in Vietnam. Some US bombers attacked a Russian supply ship in a North Vietnam harbour. The squadron commander then destroyed the evidence that would *totally* prove the Russian's fired first. From memory these were merchant ships so why they had AA guns installed is another mystery. Or why they started firing at planes that weren't actually bombing them. Which THEN attacked them. The story makes no sense, which would have been cleared up completely if the gun camera footage hadn't been, you know, destroyed. Yeager wrote a strongly worded letter that stopped that top mans career. No he didn't lose his job. Or get removed from the Air Force. He could keep leading bombing raids. Just couldn't get a promotion to General. I suppose it didn't start World War III, so there's that. I suppose if the bombers HAD sunk the Russian ship it might have ended up as WW3, so the bad aim of those pilots, maybe that's Yeager's good role in all this?
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Dec 8, 2020 13:27
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Not flying so fast now, are ya, Chuck?
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Dec 8, 2020 13:37
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Lived long enough to see a big-tittied anime catgirl version of himself take to the skies.
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Dec 8, 2020 13:41
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Cobalt-60 posted:Lived long enough to see a big-tittied anime catgirl version of himself take to the skies. Allah willing that we all can do the same
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Dec 8, 2020 13:53
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My name’s Chuck, and I’m here to break the sound barrier.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:20
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I hope they put "You either die or you don't. And I didn't." on his gravestone.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:42
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Xaintrailles posted:I hope they put "You either die or you don't. And I didn't." on his gravestone. Same except instead of that it says "I was a victim of happenstance and capitalized on it"
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Dec 8, 2020 14:47
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Apparently he had 20/10 vision which is how he could shoot down so many planes.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:57
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Chuck "The Mach 1 gently caress Mach-Ine" Yeager
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Xaintrailles posted:I hope they put "You either die or you don't. And I did
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Dec 8, 2020 16:05
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Chuck Yeager died celibate and as such he will go to God. Naw man! https://twitter.com/harryeskin/status/1336161927894974467?s=19 This just in, chuck hosed.
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Dec 8, 2020 16:58
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My grandfather worked on the floor at bell helping build X1 that they broke the barrier in. Instead of a raise or bonus or anything cool, they got a little toy x1 statue. Shop closed up a couple years later when the owners sold out for the big war helicopter money. I'm sure chuck's cool or not, but to me it's just a corporation loving people over like normal.
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Dec 8, 2020 17:10
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Ace-in-a-day including a double-maneuver kill, plus one of the first people to shoot down a jet fighter. OG Nazi-killer.
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Dec 8, 2020 17:17
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Trillhouse posted:Ace-in-a-day including a double-maneuver kill, plus one of the first people to shoot down a jet fighter. OG Nazi-killer. "First time I ever saw a jet I shot it down."
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Dec 8, 2020 17:27
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popewiles posted:"First time I ever saw a jet I shot it down." That line is loving legendary lol
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Dec 8, 2020 17:40
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hemale in pain posted:If you think about it everyone who's broken the sound barrier has eventually died I'm going to avoid breaking the sound barrier. You know, just to be immortal.
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Dec 8, 2020 17:42
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I wonder what the fastest anyones ever successfully jacked off at is. also how many g's can you be pulling before the cum dont come out 
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Dec 8, 2020 17:46
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Hard to believe a guy named Chuck would never gently caress and was a virgin, but on the other hand according to my calculations being a virgin for 97 years would make him an incalculably powerful wizard. Perhaps that is how he managed to propel himself faster than the speed of sound. If so it is unlikely that he actually died and instead ascended to a plane of existence where possibly the speed of sound is even higher than usual.
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Dec 8, 2020 17:47
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TheAardvark posted:I wonder what the fastest anyones ever successfully jacked off at is. also how many g's can you be pulling before the cum dont come out I think some of the cosmonauts j/od in the space station, which travels 4.76 miles (7.66 km) per second. One time, as a bonding exercise, the russians invited an american astronaut to watch porn with them but he got scared and wimped out. lol fuckin square
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Dec 8, 2020 17:52
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Trillhouse posted:One time, as a bonding exercise, the russians invited an american astronaut to watch porn with them but he got scared and wimped out. lol fuckin square in space? also lmfao what a god damned loser. what an absolute wiener child
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Dec 8, 2020 17:54
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popewiles posted:"First time I ever saw a jet I shot it down." drat
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Dec 8, 2020 17:54
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TheAardvark posted:in space? yeah. can't believe anyone would pass up an opportunity like that. While none aboard the International Space Station have claimed responsibility for the adult material, estimated to be thousands of video and picture files, there are off the record suspicions that Russian cosmonaut Vasily Ivanov may be behind the collection. Ivanov is known to be a great porn enthusiast. ‘Vasily’s flash drives were always full of porn,’ reminisces Brian Marshal, who trained together with Ivanov in Russia. ‘I remember he was especially fond of movies with older ladies. That doesn’t mean all that porn on the ISS is automatically his, though.’
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Dec 8, 2020 17:56
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Trillhouse posted:
Be cooler if he claimed it was. "Any pornography in space is property of Vasily Ivanov, Galactic Lord of Space Smut! All must pay homage to the celestial keeper of Big Booty'
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Dec 8, 2020 18:06
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Trillhouse posted:yeah. can't believe anyone would pass up an opportunity like that. hmm i dont think thats from a true article, OP.
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Dec 8, 2020 18:15
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TheAardvark posted:hmm i dont think thats from a true article, OP. I will NEVER fact check something I post.
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Dec 8, 2020 18:16
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On Soviet Space Station, porn jerks YOU!
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Dec 8, 2020 18:30
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In the spirit of Glasnost, let men of all nations sit around and get boners together on the ISS.
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Dec 8, 2020 18:31
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Trillhouse posted:I think some of the cosmonauts j/od in the space station, which travels 4.76 miles (7.66 km) per second. Floating jizz sounds like an equipment hazard.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:In the spirit of Glasnost, let men of all nations sit around and get boners together on the ISS. Charging my j/o rocket
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