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Feelin awkward when "My Lumps" comes on for the 5th time
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVipDwHE8Ho *awkwardly accepts dancing compliments that I wouldn't have gotten if I weren't the resident alt/metalhead* Chunderstorm posted:(entire room yelling over the clean version) I wasn't in 7th grade, but yes.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:15 |
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Skipped the dance to play Champions of Norrath with my boys.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:17 |
*me not going because I can’t dance or get a date so why open myself to that humiliation*
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:26 |
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i try to explain to my friends about the new play-by-email rpg i joined based around The Dragonriders of Pern, a series I haven't read, and i do not understand how to play but i'm excited about it anyway because it has dragons in it.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:31 |
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A bunch of white children screaming along to the music "SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!"
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:36 |
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Rabite posted:Im the only person that can dance out of my friends but they don't dance so I just hang with them and say how lame it is. Well then they’re no friends of mine!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:38 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:A bunch of white children screaming along to the music "SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!" I didn't know that was a song.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:38 |
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*leaves room for Jesus* Why’s Jesus wanna be sandwiched between two 7th graders anyway? That guy sounds like a freakin’ pervert!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:40 |
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*avoids dancing due to crippling anxiety*
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:53 |
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*drinking a warm beer behind the gym not knowing this will lead to 30 years of addiction issues and 3 divorces"
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 22:00 |
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"I'm not going to the dance. I'm going to work on my electric train. I'm installing a new siding."
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 23:19 |
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all y'all are at the minimum 10 years younger than meDarkSoulsTantrum posted:Well then they’re no friends of mine! except you
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 23:30 |
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[earnestly] I hear that parents just don't understand
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 23:32 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:all y'all are at the minimum 10 years younger than me lol most of the songs in the last few posts came about after I graduated COLLEGE
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 23:54 |
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Bonzo posted:lol most of the songs in the last few posts came about after I graduated COLLEGE dogg, same. MSPain posted:It's getting pretty late and Nothing Compares 2U is playing. I should go experience my first kiss with a girl who will, in about 15 years, die of an opioid overdose. but I missed this one and you need a hug
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 23:59 |
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Speleothing posted:Are you me? you're you, i'm me
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:00 |
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this girl started to talk to me the summer after 6th grade but she invited me to her really intense church so I got weirded out and didn't go. That year we danced a couple of times at the hugely important SEVENTH GRADE DANCE. the next year, I started hanging out with another girl, but just as friends at one point, second girl is like "don't worry buddy - I'll talk to first girl and see if she likes you". Second girl reports back that first girl said no. A while later second girl asks me out. We end up dating for years. years down the road after I broke up with second girl, first girl tells me that she did always like me and that second girl lied to both of us. I gained a new appreciation for the efficient, icy brutality of middle school girls Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Dec 16, 2020 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:this girl started to talk to me the summer after 6th grade but she invited me to her really intense church so I got weirded out and didn't go. That year we danced a couple of times at the hugely important SEVENTH GRADE DANCE. the next year, I started hanging out with another girl, but just as friends Top 10 Anime Betrayals
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:08 |
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Oh it's a slow dance. Time to put our hands on each other's shoulders and awkwardly shuffle around. Why is this song so long? I guess the guy I'm dancing with is my boyfriend? He bought me a cookie from the cafeteria. That was pretty nice I guess.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:11 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:you're you, i'm me I'm... me?
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:40 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:I'm... me? hey, don't jerk me around, fella
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:44 |
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Please stay three bibles apart at all times
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:46 |
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A few kids make the whitest attempt at breakdancing you have ever seen.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:55 |
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SpudCat posted:A few kids make the whitest attempt at breakdancing you have ever seen. Whatever, the worm is the coolest thing ever!
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:56 |
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Don’t have to wear the lame-o school uniforms to the dance so I’m gonna don my finest bright orange shorts.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 00:59 |
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Yeah well, I didn’t even really want to go
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 02:24 |
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*walks out of the gym with a huge boner because his hand touched a girl's waist* Hey guys I totally had sex at the dance, yeah she was ALL OVER this. We're like... dating and stuff, I'll probably take her to go see that new Lord of the Rings movie. I heard girls like elves and stuff.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 15:56 |
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they had dances in middle school?
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 16:02 |
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Cantaloupe posted:they had dances in middle school? Even my catholic school with less than 100 students total had a 7th grade dance.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 16:07 |
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Stands against the wall with my bros laughing at the nerds dancing and wearing sunglasses indoors with white miami vice style sandals while wild thing by tone loc blasts in the gym.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:37 |
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*asks girl for friend if she wants to dance with him* *friend does same for me* Well at least we didn’t get rejected to our faces! At the time it never occurred to me I’d get better results asking someone myself instead of playing telephone, but I don’t think I could have handled a girl saying yes anyway. How tf do you dance!?
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:25 |
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Jesus
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:53 |
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gently caress! My hands are really sweaty!
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 01:38 |
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The year is 1980, dark shiny polyester shirts with pearlescent snaps abound. My friends and I don't even try to talk to girls or dance to the Bee Gees or Michael Jackson, instead occupy ourselves asking the DJ to play "Games Without Frontiers" like a hundred times. He finally caves and says he doesn't have that but plays "Are Friends Electric" to make us go away. We retire to the cafeteria in partial triumph to eat hot lunch pizza.
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 02:07 |
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“You’re a girl right?” “Yes” “And we are friends right?” “yes” “So I guess I could call you my girlfriend right?” “No”
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 02:11 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 03:53 |
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Let's slow dance! Oh, we're going to do a "group slow dance" where we link arms and sway with 10 other people? Sure, OK, that's fine. *sways*
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 04:11 |
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Snowball!
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 04:54 |
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sweet thursday posted:Snowball! Wait is that the one where you spit it back and forth or just kiss?
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