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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

exmarx posted:



i want to know more about the tuning fork laser sword

I want to know more about the dog :3

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

is the dog a jedi

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I must assume this is what C3PO meant when he said "Die Jedi dogs!"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Mooey Cow posted:

I must assume this is what C3PO meant when he said "Die Jedi dogs!"

C3PO is a kind soul and would never say such a thing, even when he was half battle droid. He definitely meant the lovely humanoid jedi.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

C3PO is a kind soul and would never say such a thing, even when he was half battle droid. He definitely meant the lovely humanoid jedi.

Now see, this is why HK-47 is much better. He's just as courteous as C-3PO, but he's already programmed to kill you and will gladly do it of his own volition, no battle droid modifications needed.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Just finished Light of the Jedi. Will put more effortwords in the TBB thread, but it's about as entertaining and memorable as elevator music.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I feel like it's a mistake to go too heavy on Jedi or have just an all-Jedi main cast, especially when you're playing them straight as ascetic monks who suppress emotions and abstain from material desires. It leaves the story too ungrounded. Clone Wars rarely did an episode with more than three jedi (or two and a half, seeing as how Ahsoka was still in many ways not a full Jedi and a lot of plots centered around her learning to mature into a Jedi). The comic so far seems more like the older and weirder Tales of the Jedi series than Knights of the Old Republic.

I know a lot of people feel like Jedi are Star Wars's main selling point, but there's plenty of other series with psychic powers or contrivances for elite melee warriors, and you're missing out on a lot by focusing too hard on them and ignoring the rest of what the setting can offer.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



I do feel like the High Republic's Jedi are depicted as being less dogmatic than the Prequel Trilogy's Jedi, at least. Still nothing compared to Luke's reorganized Jedi order from the old EU, but hey.

There are a few Jedi who are at least depicted in High Republic as being atypical and not being shunned for it. And a hint of a romance, at least.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

exmarx posted:



i want to know more about the tuning fork laser sword

I want to know more about those last three on the right. One is just the other dude's lovely non-light-saber-having twin brother, the other has a light saber finger longer, and the last looks like he has a vestigial limb that can actually grasp a light saber?

Also, 4th from the right has a saber that will (safely) fondle his balls. That's cool.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Sanguinia posted:

I've not seen Star Wars Explained in a couple years now so I can't say I remember much about his content, but I'd be lying if I said I found the opinion of literally anyone in the actual Star Wars fan community trustworthy anymore with how irrevocably toxic that whole space is. The reasons people who live in Star Wars spaces tend to like or dislike Star Wars things rarely have anything to do with whether those things are good anymore.

For example I was unfortunate enough to have to overhear some Star Wars pundit decry the High Republic based on its preview materials for being "agenda driven," just a couple of weeks ago. I'm not sure which agenda he feared because I clicked off and blocked as soon as I heard the dogwhistle, but regardless that kind of thing makes me gunshy of trusting any content creator who spends all their time in the toxic waste rather than just being occasional franchise visitors.

I share your concern but one of the built-in things about Star Wars is that the fandom is a big tent, and there are not as many people like this in the fandom as YouTube's algorithm would like you to think.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

EckhartsLadder seems like an okay guy, although I guess I'm not really great at judging internet personalities and often wind up with blind spots. His main trademark is ending his videos with a clip of his dog and the thing he's gotten angriest at Disney about is them stealing other people's work without giving credit or money.

Inspector 34 posted:

I want to know more about those last three on the right. One is just the other dude's lovely non-light-saber-having twin brother, the other has a light saber finger longer, and the last looks like he has a vestigial limb that can actually grasp a light saber?

Also, 4th from the right has a saber that will (safely) fondle his balls. That's cool.

The guy with the purple saber either has a pistol grip or his saber was drawn with the blade pointing the wrong way for how he's holding it.

Also I think he might be the same race as Gryph from the Knights of the Old Republic comic? Unless that's supposed to be scales instead of fur.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

SlothfulCobra posted:

EckhartsLadder seems like an okay guy, although I guess I'm not really great at judging internet personalities and often wind up with blind spots. His main trademark is ending his videos with a clip of his dog and the thing he's gotten angriest at Disney about is them stealing other people's work without giving credit or money.


The guy with the purple saber either has a pistol grip or his saber was drawn with the blade pointing the wrong way for how he's holding it.

Also I think he might be the same race as Gryph from the Knights of the Old Republic comic? Unless that's supposed to be scales instead of fur.

Pretty sure that’s Sskeer, the Trandoshan Jedi. The lightsaber looks like it has a curved, or somehow more ergonomic handle, ostensibly to better fit his crude lizardman hands.

Servetus
Apr 1, 2010
Gryph from the KOTOR comics is a Snivvian, a species that looks completely different in comics vs. live action.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

SlothfulCobra posted:


The guy with the purple saber either has a pistol grip or his saber was drawn with the blade pointing the wrong way for how he's holding it.


Could also just be a Spaceballs crossover or something

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

So apparently there's going to be some kind of High Republic web series, and I don't really know what that entails, but it's going to be hosted by a black woman that some people dredged through her tweets and got really angry about her complaining about racism.

https://boundingintocomics.com/2021...ple-are-racist/

Disney (or at least one of their social media teams) has officially responded supporting her in the face of all the angry racist nerds.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55782460

Which seems a bit of a contrast from their previous response to similar events.

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1353108983205097476

Though I guess only time will tell whether Disney values their racist fanbase enough.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


I think, with the state of things, they would be far too afraid of firing her.

Also, she’s not wrong.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Lucas taking the Wookie Slave Uprising out of Return of the Jedi was criminal. Just saying.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Agreed.

At least we got a cool level out of it for Fallen Order.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

So apparently there's going to be some kind of High Republic web series, and I don't really know what that entails, but it's going to be hosted by a black woman that some people dredged through her tweets and got really angry about her complaining about racism.

https://boundingintocomics.com/2021...ple-are-racist/

Disney (or at least one of their social media teams) has officially responded supporting her in the face of all the angry racist nerds.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55782460

Which seems a bit of a contrast from their previous response to similar events.

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1353108983205097476

Though I guess only time will tell whether Disney values their racist fanbase enough.

Bounding Into Comics is straight up an alt-right website masquerading as a pop culture news website, FYI. It's where all the lovely nerd chuds get their Twitter talking points from.

Also yeah, Disney needs to have a reckoning with Star Wars fans because this is probably going to end with someone trying to physically harm a Star Wars actor/writer/director/producer/author/ect. These people are loving deranged over a movie about space wizards made for children.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

nine-gear crow posted:

Bounding Into Comics is straight up an alt-right website masquerading as a pop culture news website, FYI. It's where all the lovely nerd chuds get their Twitter talking points from.

Also yeah, Disney needs to have a reckoning with Star Wars fans because this is probably going to end with someone trying to physically harm a Star Wars actor/writer/director/producer/author/ect. These people are loving deranged over a movie about space wizards made for children.

Disney is probably going to continue with the strategy of trying to feed both the beast and the normal people. Make a fan service thing every once in a while for them to chew on like they did with the Mandolorian while they keep trying to be experimental and/or "woke," in other areas to keep earning that fawning praise from critics and industry people and dollars from the movie-going public that mostly exists in more left-leaning places.

If they learned nothing else from Rise it was that splitting the child isn't a viable path forward. If you can't please both sides with the same product, make ten times more product. I've heard worse plans.

They seem to be taking a similar tact with Marvel for that matter, since the centerpieces of the product line are going to be getting more diverse going forward I expect a good bit of effort and push to go into some bits of hardcore nerd porn along the way to "make up," for it.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

C3PO is a kind soul and would never say such a thing, even when he was half battle droid. He definitely meant the lovely humanoid jedi.

C3PO is a multilinguist and was simply speaking German; "the Jedi dogs".

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Disney done goofed by buying up IPs with some of the shittiest fans in existence. They will make money, but "Comic Book Guy" fans are always going to suck, and they aren't going away.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Disney done goofed by buying up IPs with some of the shittiest fans in existence. They will make money, but "Comic Book Guy" fans are always going to suck, and they aren't going away.

Someone's gotta buy the

josh04 posted:

die-cast busts of Admiral Thrawn.


Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Some Goon posted:

Someone's gotta buy the

Lmao

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Some Goon posted:

Someone's gotta buy the

"How the hell do we repurpose all these Handsome Squidward figurines"

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Bogus Adventure posted:

Disney done goofed by buying up IPs with some of the shittiest fans in existence. They will make money, but "Comic Book Guy" fans are always going to suck, and they aren't going away.

The secret is that large fandoms often have a major contingent of incredibly lovely people.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
It is my experience that the most vocal and invested, financial and/or emotional, tend to treat their beloved property less as a fantasy, and more as a fetish.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The comic still seems boring, but there was a scene where the Jedi are investigating a ship filled with poison gas, but even though they're wearing airtight masks, the lizard guy sniffs out clues with his nose. It also seems like they're sticking with only Jedi associating with other Jedi in the cast, which leaves the story less grounded.

Yoda appeared, but the artists are cowards and refuse to depict him with a full head of hair before he started to go grey and bald.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


SlothfulCobra posted:

The comic still seems boring, but there was a scene where the Jedi are investigating a ship filled with poison gas, but even though they're wearing airtight masks, the lizard guy sniffs out clues with his nose. It also seems like they're sticking with only Jedi associating with other Jedi in the cast, which leaves the story less grounded.

Yoda appeared, but the artists are cowards and refuse to depict him with a full head of hair before he started to go grey and bald.

Are they at least willing to make it clear how big his dick is?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Defiance Industries posted:

Are they at least willing to make it clear how big his dick is?

howbigisbatistasdick.gif

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Defiance Industries posted:

Are they at least willing to make it clear how big his dick is?

Judge me by my size, do you? You should not. Motion in the ocean that matters most, yes? Hmmmrph.

Also, tickle your G-spot with the Force, I can. Non-penetrative prostate massage. Yeeeesss.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like it's a mistake to go too heavy on Jedi or have just an all-Jedi main cast, especially when you're playing them straight as ascetic monks who suppress emotions and abstain from material desires. It leaves the story too ungrounded. Clone Wars rarely did an episode with more than three jedi (or two and a half, seeing as how Ahsoka was still in many ways not a full Jedi and a lot of plots centered around her learning to mature into a Jedi). The comic so far seems more like the older and weirder Tales of the Jedi series than Knights of the Old Republic.

I know a lot of people feel like Jedi are Star Wars's main selling point, but there's plenty of other series with psychic powers or contrivances for elite melee warriors, and you're missing out on a lot by focusing too hard on them and ignoring the rest of what the setting can offer.

They should make the Jedi knights be like actual knights, constantly obsessed with defending their honor and social status, and while their ostensible job is to defend the Republic their actual job is to suppress popular dissent with the social order and extract surplus production.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


PittTheElder posted:

They should make the Jedi knights be like actual knights, constantly obsessed with defending their honor and social status, and while their ostensible job is to defend the Republic their actual job is to suppress popular dissent with the social order and extract surplus production.

Knights are a pretty rich vein for fiction, though the things that make it work would involve some heavy retconning for SW. Like a lot of the reason knights (and other related castes in history like samurai) get really prickly about perceived slights aka will kill people for impugning their honor, is that their honor is a necessary resource for alliance building, and those alliances are utterly central to defending their personal land holdings. So now Jedi own land that they draw passive income from, and the state is in no position to stop them from murdering each other to get each other's land.

If anything this solves some problems with SW - why does a situation like Tatooine even exist? The state isn't a central constant bureaucracy so much as a shifting maze of alliances, and thus unable to enforce all but a light dusting of uniform law. In general the question of "what the gently caress even is the old republic" becomes a lot easier to answer if the senate is just a rigid layer resting on top of a deep whirlpool of violence.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
You can make them into a religious military order without changing, well anything, that's what they are. They even get hunted down and destroyed like the knights templar.

Bullbar
Apr 18, 2007

The Aristocrats!
I read the book and it was pretty alright

Noob Saibot
Jan 29, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
The only people that did “ancient Star Wars” right were Tom Veicht and Kevin J. Anderson. Go back and read tales from the Jedi and the original knights of the old republic (from years before the video game).

The game was influenced by the visuals of the prequels and looks vastly different from what was canon at the time (funnily enough it’s supposed to be like 50 years later) and ever since then the old republic looked very much like what we see in the movies.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Kevin J. Anderson has never done anything right in his life. Unless he's dead in which case that was a good move

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Big Beef City posted:

is the dog a jedi

What color is the Jedi dog's light saber?

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

grey

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Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

The dog, I think, is a Loth-Wolf, which is a kind of magical wolf with a special connection to the force or something.

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