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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A tortilla is really just a latinx pita and should be filled as such

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The latest food hack going viral on TikTok - Drinking kerosene then shooting yourself in the head.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Just loving use a second tortilla jesus christ

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Algol Star posted:

Don't you generally want the cheese in contact with the other ingredients?

same technique, but each 1/4 is filled with a ridiculous amount of american cheese, sidestepping any need for "other" ingredients to be in contact.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just loving use a second tortilla jesus christ

Oh sure Captain Money Bags, maybe I'll use name brand cheese on it too while I cook it in my mansion

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
I'm the food editor whose idea was ham, egg, cheese and ketchup. People pay me for culinary advice.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The TikTok Tortilla Hack the Internet Is Flipping Out About - "Eti"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i no longer trust ops commitment to beef

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Halloween Liker posted:

I looked it up and its just a way to make a quesadilla

Quite frankly, it makes my sick to my stomach.



what kind of lovely rear end tortilla is this purporting to be?

I am genuinely curious

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

turkish food is really delicious

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
The sea shanties are a good part of tiktok. I also like the animal videos. Also that lady that glues stuff to her face is good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Kazy posted:

what kind of lovely rear end tortilla is this purporting to be?

I am genuinely curious

Looks like a whole wheat tortilla

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

gary oldmans diary posted:

i no longer trust ops commitment to beef

he definitely beefed it not putting an image/video in the OP so I had any idea what the gently caress he was talking about.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
MOTHER FUCKER YOU THIMK I COME HERE TO READ WORDS????

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhaIK9j2Gs

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Looks like a whole wheat tortilla

A shameful tortilla.

Also, the best part of a quesadilla is the crunchy tortilla. Half the tortilla in that poo poo is floppy and raw. Just terrible.

Edit: tortilla

Acres of Quakers fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 16, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

TheAardvark posted:

MOTHER FUCKER YOU THIMK I COME HERE TO READ WORDS????

Listen pal, I didn't click on the world's dumbest click bait article about garbage and go through the effort of copy AND pasting it here to be dragged through the mud by YOU, you friggin jerk. I bet you couldn't fold a tortilla even AFTER seeing it done. Yeah. I said it. This guy's a non-folder. An open-face. I said it. Fight the mods fight the power.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
I have an even more amazing tortilla "hack" that makes "quesadillas" a breeze!

Just put the tortilla in the pan on low and put your ingredients on top, then wait a bit, then fold the tortilla in half and eat it!

What a "hack!"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I fought agent smith in the Matrix by adding a small bowl of salsa to dip my tortilla into while eating it and thus proved my love to my hot internet girlfriend 'Trinity' with this one quick 'hack' give it a shot!!

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Halloween Liker posted:

I looked it up and its just a way to make a quesadilla

Quite frankly, it makes my sick to my stomach.



It's like an even shittier Taco Bell Stacker which is saying something.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Scald posted:

what kind of loving idiot talks about a tiktok sensation and then doesn't include the videos that make it. especially one about food.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Extra Large Marge posted:

The latest food hack going viral on TikTok - Drinking kerosene then shooting yourself in the head.

Can you post the video?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





TikTok is for children OP. Really stupid ones from the looks of this reinvented quesadilla.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Big Beef City posted:

a latinx pita
Don't talk about my baby momma that wa-- oh, pita. Nevermind.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Pawn 17 posted:

TikTok is for children OP. Really stupid ones from the looks of this reinvented quesadilla.

Ok Boomer

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Derpies posted:

Ok Boomer

Adults using TikTok should be put on FBI watch lists.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Wouldn’t that thing piss hot tomato juice out of the bottom slit and all over your pants as soon as you took a bite?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Pawn 17 posted:

Adults using TikTok should be put on FBI watch lists.

My mom was into Tiktok, but she stopped. :unsmith:

Still a trump supporter though.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Yeah let me reinvent a quesadilla by instead of having four delicious pieces I just make it into one giant piece. For my next culinary masterpiece I will stack pizza slices to eat them all at once, also I am a huge loving moron.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

TheAardvark posted:

MOTHER FUCKER YOU THIMK I COME HERE TO READ WORDS????

No I don’t and I don’t think you should half to. :smug:

naem
May 29, 2011

#luv2eatdrybread

#drybitez4lyfe

#noingredientstouching

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
pizza but there's a layer of dough between each ingredient.

My supreme is like 4 inches thick

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Serak posted:

pizza but there's a layer of dough between each ingredient.

My supreme is like 4 inches thick

Sounds like a.. failzone. :mmmsmug:

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Serak posted:

pizza but there's a layer of dough between each ejaculant.

My supreme is like 4 inches

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Not enough brand engagement to really whet my whistle

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


I hate embedded tiktoks because each video end with "now here are some other suggested videos" and it's always thumbnails of disgusting blackheads being popped or images that look like soft core porn

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Dinosaurs! posted:

Wouldn’t that thing piss hot tomato juice out of the bottom slit and all over your pants as soon as you took a bite?

I usually have to pay extra for this experience and biting is discouraged

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Just make a chickencheese you god drat hacks

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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JonathonSpectre posted:

I have an even more amazing tortilla "hack" that makes "quesadillas" a breeze!

Just put the tortilla in the pan on low and put your ingredients on top, then wait a bit, then fold the tortilla in half and eat it!

What a "hack!"

but that doesn't use the fancy paninni press that's sitting on my counter

if you don't justify my bourgie consumer spending on useless crap, I won't like and subscribe!

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Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
mm, raw dough and room temperature, unseasoned ingredients. White people need to stop pulling their cameras out every time they ruin something

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