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Das Boo posted:Butt crimes. The only crime is not showing me your techniques.
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Jan 19, 2021 20:27
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Full Metal Jackass posted:The only crime is not showing me your techniques. I must warn you, the path ahead is fraught with the thiccest perils.
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Jan 19, 2021 20:32
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skateboarding
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Jan 19, 2021 20:35
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MakaVillian posted:But also gay stuff 
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Jan 19, 2021 20:39
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pretending to be black online and sometimes in bed
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Jan 19, 2021 20:43
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Removing the mattress tag.
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Jan 19, 2021 20:45
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failure to stop and chat
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Jan 19, 2021 20:46
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i watched an anime
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Jan 19, 2021 20:55
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Unironically enjoyed a thing.
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Jan 19, 2021 21:04
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Toadlicking and enticement to lick toads and sale/distribution of toad juice
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Jan 19, 2021 21:07
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Philthy posted:i watched an anime Sorry buddy, this is America. Not China.
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Jan 19, 2021 21:26
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Cobalt-60 posted:Unironically enjoyed a thing. this is also a state-level crime. you're boned buddy
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Jan 19, 2021 21:38
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Rockman Reserve posted:sexual indecency with a protected saguaro cactus sexual indecency with an unprotected saguaro cactus
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Jan 19, 2021 21:39
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Probably after getting greeted with a "howdy"
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Jan 19, 2021 21:55
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for winding up the dog after his bedtime
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Jan 19, 2021 21:56
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comma splice
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Jan 19, 2021 21:57
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20 Blunts posted:running bulls.....through the vatican Kinky
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Jan 19, 2021 21:59
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Can the president pardon me for things my wife is mad about? Because I’ve got a long list
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Jan 19, 2021 22:39
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The Management posted:Can the president pardon me for things my wife is mad about? Because I’ve got a long list lol!!! 
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Jan 19, 2021 23:21
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For Updog
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Jan 19, 2021 23:34
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I was involved in a scam to sell fake hydroxychloroquine to victims of COVID-19.
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Jan 20, 2021 00:19
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dating a saggitarius when I know we dont vibe
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Jan 20, 2021 00:35
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Telling my pets that I'm going to suplex them into the garbage bin
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Jan 20, 2021 00:39
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Feeling sorry for Lowtax.
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Jan 20, 2021 00:56
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Sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy.
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Jan 20, 2021 01:04
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"Crimes against nature" which it says were committed on the date of my birth.
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Jan 20, 2021 01:35
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It is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL to probe me for horny posting.
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Jan 20, 2021 01:50
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Camping B site.
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Jan 20, 2021 02:35
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wesleywillis posted:Sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. But I thought your candidate won the election?
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Jan 20, 2021 02:43
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de_dust posted:Camping B site.
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Jan 20, 2021 02:46
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criminally bad dad jokes
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Jan 20, 2021 02:49
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fighting a stranger in the alps
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Jan 20, 2021 02:52
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numberoneposter posted:destroying the F35 as soon as it spawns unpardonable
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Jan 20, 2021 02:53
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SubnormalityStairs posted:criminally dad jokes FTFY
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Jan 20, 2021 09:55
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If it's not for recording farts to send to the guys in our group chats that we titter about over like school kids. Then hopefully it's for the time I farted and it was so bad the cat barfed.
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Jan 20, 2021 10:12
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peeing on the same ant pile about 15 times
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Jan 20, 2021 10:34
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i flushed dog poo poo down the toilet once
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Jan 20, 2021 10:45
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Meme Poker Party posted:It is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL to probe me for horny posting.  I require a pardon for impersonating a beaver, thank you mr president.
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Jan 20, 2021 11:29
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By popular demand posted:Feeling sorry for Lowtax. giving lowtax money
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