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My duel disk is ready to summon in attack position. Trap card!
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Mar 22, 2021 22:57
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deep dish peat moss posted:Come on, Play, we all know that's the the classic summoning spell we all learned first. You summoned >cast enlarge balls
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Mar 22, 2021 22:57
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i'm gonna do a summoning dance, but i don't have hands any more so i've got to improvise for some of the gestures
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Mar 22, 2021 23:02
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my jack off crystals are charged and ready to be used for the summoning.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:10
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Gonna summon a monster in this thread.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:12
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I'm capable of only basic first aid
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Mar 22, 2021 23:13
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The real monster... is man.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:14
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deep dish peat moss posted:The War is brewing and it is awful. There was a call to all summoners of monsters to go to The War. You are all Apprentice Conjurers who have one chance to summon an impressive monster to fight in The War, but you are not skilled enough to determine what you summon on your own. Post in this thread to find out what kind of monster you would summon to help fight The War. I am ready, m'lord
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Mar 22, 2021 23:16
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I begrudgingly enter the fray, and begin summoning.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:44
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I feel the magic brewing inside me like some sort of magical furnace.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:47
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Internetjack posted:I hope I get something with tentacles. Not for personal reasons; just, you know, tentacles. Internetjack fumbled the spell, this wasn't a summoning spell! This was a transformation spell! Internetjack has transformed into a Mutant Cleric 
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Mar 22, 2021 23:48
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dr.acula posted:Summoning things all willy nilly is pretty irresponsible dr.acula tried to summon a monster with exacting precision, they labored over every twitch of their fingers, they practiced the spell every night. They were ecstatic when The War started - finally, a chance to use their spell!  But after so long in the works it was much older than a normal Kobold
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Mar 22, 2021 23:50
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Abracadabra, cum in cum on, now I summon...
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Mar 22, 2021 23:51
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Ventral EggSac posted:I shotgun a beer and then focus hard on summoning Ventral EggSac signs an exclusive endorsement deal for a campaign against drunk summoning after giving it all they can muster, and mustering a... 
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Mar 22, 2021 23:51
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deep dish peat moss posted:Internetjack fumbled the spell, this wasn't a summoning spell! This was a transformation spell! Internetjack has transformed into a Mutant Cleric Oh hell yes. I am going to kick some rear end in The War! I guess I can probably heal too as a cleric, so any pugs that need a healer, let me know.
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Mar 22, 2021 23:57
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I spilled my coffee all over the spellbook. I'm not cleaning it up because what's the worst that can happen?
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Mar 23, 2021 00:00
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i will use the blood of my enemies as pizza sauce.
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Mar 23, 2021 00:26
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ive been charging up my monster summon move for like 4 1/2 episodes now op, just waiting for u to make the thread, right now im in the back 3rd of the episode and im dripping sweat and grunting with every slight movement hot cocoa on the couch has a lot of ideas about how summoning can go. These manifest as... 
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Mar 23, 2021 00:39
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I set the controls on the summoning machine to Extremely Unlikely and press the Start button.
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Mar 23, 2021 00:41
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I would like to fight in the war to stop the thing from happening, or alternately to start the thing happening, whatever is the right choice.
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Mar 23, 2021 00:56
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I'm going to try to summon a friendly one to make peace. Hope this works...
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Mar 23, 2021 01:05
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I put on my robe and wizard hat, but not in an "internet meme" way, more of a "actual wizard doing wizard business" way. Oh, and I drink the wizard equivalent of a "pouring an energy drink in your coffee" beverage before the incantation.
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Mar 23, 2021 01:14
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Sgt. Prof. Crocodile reporting for duty. I have heard The News, and I am ready for The War.
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Mar 23, 2021 01:35
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I summon something so tasty and delicious that everyone will put down their weapons, forget their enmities, and share a meal. The monster's sacrifice will not be forgotten
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Mar 23, 2021 01:36
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I have summoned a monster countless times but I swore that last time, would be the last time. Clean up on aisle five
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Mar 23, 2021 01:41
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I already know I would summon Knights of the Round
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Mar 23, 2021 02:14
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Why do all my pentagrams come out with 15 sides? What the hell??? And the incantations I'm using seem to be written in... Yngling? Is that even a language?
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Mar 23, 2021 02:23
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I can summon some hot snacks.
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Mar 23, 2021 02:28
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I'd summon the rich to fight this war, it's only fair because they've always sent the poor.
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Mar 23, 2021 02:50
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having read The News today already, i'm casting 'The War, what is it good for?' to see what is summonsed
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Mar 23, 2021 03:19
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I like monsters that don’t get captured
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Mar 23, 2021 04:07
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Hopefully my summoned monster will share my dietary habits, to allow me to earn its trust through snacks.
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Mar 23, 2021 04:11
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Will my summoned monster be potty trained? This is important.
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Mar 23, 2021 04:55
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finally, my decades of training my tulpa have paid off. . . .
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Mar 23, 2021 04:58
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Not your garden-variety gnome.
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Mar 23, 2021 05:12
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Hmm, maybe a Ghoul? A Goblin? Hell, even an Otter would suffice.
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Mar 23, 2021 05:42
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i like to summon creatures that are beyond my power so i can get dominated and serve their eldritch will to destroy humanity. its my kink
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Mar 23, 2021 06:06
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I take a gargantuan hit off my vape pen that is also my magical girl transformation wand, and the  within glimmers with a bright light as I touch its tip to the summoning circle and lend it my energy
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Going to summon a diplomat to talk to the other side like Picard and end this war before it gets out of hand and somebody gets hurt.
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