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I thought this place was intimidating at first 20 or so years ago too, and didn't post much for the same reason. But eventually I realised no one cares about my opinions on Star Wars but boy howdy am I going to share them with you all.
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the gently caress you think this is, smile and act nice? is that place still a thing
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:36 |
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:got op an av and gangtag, ur one of us now kid. Keep it up bucko and someday youll be running around threads makin fart jokes with the best of us Thank you so much! I really didn't care if my av said something like "I SMOKE COCK", at least something would be there, ya know? I do have a bit of bad news for you, though.... see the quote and reply below... SidneyIsTheKiller posted:If you look through any of the threads where goons post pictures of themselves it will cure you of any intimidation hth! Okay... after your three posts in here, reading all they've said and judging from the personality and humor type you seem to have... ....YOU are now my favorite poster. ...dropping HOMO ERECTUS into "second place favorite poster". Sorry, HOMO, you're still great, though. Second favorite poster of all time is nothing to fart at. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Post, and then when you make a bad post somebody will yell at you. At that point you dig in your loving heels and you refuse to give a millimeter. Draw them into an argument and use every dirty trick in the book to frustrate and confuse them. Just remember they'll be trying to do the same thing to you. Hit them hard and fast with multiple posts and make it clear to them and any onlooker that you don't actually care, you're just enjoying watching them get mad. That sounds like a good way to get banned, actually. boo boo bear posted:you are a friend to all posters and forums. all posters and forums are a friend to you. That eases my mind like no other. I just realized my 2004 date below my name is the oldest account in this topic, so far. Ya'll are actually the newbies compared to me. Maybe I should be whipping all of you. Just kidding. Don't hurt me.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:38 |
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Covid has made me regret a lot of the things I said in the past about people who wear PJs all the time. Turns out they were the smart ones
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SAN posted:I'm a hermit, shut in, with severe agoraphobia, so I rarely go outside. I rarely leave my room, actually. SAN posted:
Hold it! I've caught you in a contradiction, OP. You said you rarely go outside, and now you say you go to Taco Bell drat near every day. Do you live in a Taco Bell, OP? Are you a millionaire ordering doordash Taco Bell every day? Don't be ridiculous. Your worst fear is coming true. Prepare to be traumatized by this public shaming. You'll have no choice now but to slink away for another 16 years. But I'll be waiting. Mark my words. I'll see you again in 2037.
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SAN posted:I know the rules.... I was told to ask myself "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?". if you are even bothering to take a second to consider this question then your participation will improve the community
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SAN posted:The internet is all I have. I lead a very pathetic, sad life. I have no real life friends... I'm a hermit, shut in, with severe agoraphobia, so I rarely go outside. I rarely leave my room, actually. So... yeah, most of my "friends" are online. hello fellow agoraphobic buddy!!!I SA is actually very chill if you're not an outright dick to people. You're doing just fine. My posts are rarely witty and yet I do just fine pretty much! Right? ... Right? oh god I live for vindication, help
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:44 |
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:got op an av and gangtag, ur one of us now kid. Keep it up bucko and someday youll be running around threads makin fart jokes with the best of us you are a gentleman and a scholar
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:47 |
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SAN posted:I've been a member here for about 16 years now. My last post was five years ago. There's 2 steps to being a respected goon a) kiss lots of rear end b) never become a mod
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:48 |
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Sorry if these quotes are out of order. The multi quote feature puts them that way and I'm too much of a LAZY gently caress to do anything about it.Icept posted:the gently caress you think this is, smile and act nice? HOLY poo poo...someone with an earlier registry date than I. I BOW to you. Whatever you say, I'll do. Isometric Bacon posted:I thought this place was intimidating at first 20 or so years ago too, and didn't post much for the same reason. That's comforting advice. Plus I just realized this thread just reached page 2 (well, at least on the settings I have it on)...so....yay for me, I guess? William Henry Hairytaint posted:I haven't worn pants since covid became a thing I haven't worn pants... uh.. what year is it again? Probably since about 2001. I never leave the house. veni veni veni posted:Like 95% of posts on SA don't fit this criteria in fact most posts are poo poo. That gives me a bit of hope. If there's anything I'm good at, it's shitposting. Ventral EggSac posted:I am strong and powerful, but this means my muscly fingers are too thick for my keoboard so I make typos. Please op find me a keyboard for my chodefingers It's okay, I still love you for it. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:If you look through any of the threads where goons post pictures of themselves it will cure you of any intimidation hth! This has to be the funniest, best post in this thread so far. You, sir, are a GOD among Goons.....and that's why you're my new favorite poster. HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:for real though there is no such as thing as what you appear to imagine and desire. if you perceive some kind of secret cabal or hive mind this is a probably because you lack social skills or something. the only thing goons truly have in common is that they paid to register on the forums. you will not find someone strong and powerful who will make you his bitch. this is just a place for posting, if you didn't come to post, why did you come here I want to believe you, I really do. Stay close beside me just for a little while? In case I need your help? Ahem. gently caress YOU ALL, gently caress YOUR ASSES god drat stupid poo poo. ban these assholes, stupid fucktards....close thread. Am I doing it right? Am I close with all that? HOMO ERECTUS did I do good? I didn't piddle and wee all over the floor, did I?
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OP I suggest developing a unique gimmick and posting about it constantly regardless of thread topic.
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Bad Purchase posted:
You are VERY CLOSE to becoming my new favorite poster... JUST FOR THE PHOENIX WRIGHT REFERENCE ALONE. I loving love that game and, in fact, am playing through it for the first time RIGHT NOW (I'm on the "Trials and Tribulations" one of the trilogy). How the gently caress did you know??? Anyway *slams both hands onto desk* TAKE THAT You can order Taco Bell online, without leaving the house. *taps hand on a piece of paper* and yes... I do happen to have a lot of extra money around, you might say....
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:52 |
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hey op, are you by any chance from germany? have you ever been involved in neuroscience?
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SAN posted:Anyway *slams both hands onto desk* edit: changed to a trials and tribulations appropriate reaction Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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SAN posted:You are VERY CLOSE to becoming my new favorite poster... JUST FOR THE PHOENIX WRIGHT REFERENCE ALONE. I loving love that game and, in fact, am playing through it for the first time RIGHT NOW (I'm on the "Trials and Tribulations" one of the trilogy). How the gently caress did you know??? start your parachute accounts now. Remember to use a different payment method with a different name and set up a socks proxy and this extension https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/socks-proxy/odiakldnmmpjabkemfboijigageaelcn?hl=en for both creation and use of your parachutes. if you exercise proper opsec and don't ever associate a session between the two accounts the mods can't tell I recommend using firefox for your parachute with the socks proxy always on to make sure you don't make any mistakes. This has the added benefit of keeping cookies isolated in case that's something else that gets checked. You can keep using chrome for your 'main' posting Methanar fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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SAN posted:Okay... after your three posts in here, reading all they've said and judging from the personality and humor type you seem to have... SAN posted:This has to be the funniest, best post in this thread so far. You, sir, are a GOD among Goons.....and that's why you're my new favorite poster. Holy poo poo this is me right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY SAN posted:...dropping HOMO ERECTUS into "second place favorite poster". Sorry, HOMO, you're still great, though. Second favorite poster of all time is nothing to fart at. Yes, second place is very respectable, HOMO ERECTUS!
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Methanar posted:start your parachute accounts now. Remember to use a different payment method with a different name and set up a socks proxy and this extension https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/socks-proxy/odiakldnmmpjabkemfboijigageaelcn?hl=en for both creation and use of your parachutes. Firefox containers and a VPN
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Bad Purchase posted:
You are my new favorite poster... SidneyIsTheKiller is now my second favorite...and HOMO ERECTUS is now my third favorite. In the effort of "kissing rear end", should I say that HugeGrossBurrito is my fourth favorite? GABA ghoul posted:hey op, are you by any chance from germany? have you ever been involved in neuroscience? No and No, however I do have an interest in neuroscience... does that count? The Grimace posted:hello fellow agoraphobic buddy!!!I Glad to see I'm not the only one. Thanks for the advice, too. Mozi posted:if you are even bothering to take a second to consider this question then your participation will improve the community Yes sir,..because telling everyone about their small wee wee is the epitome of intelligent posts. Meme Poker Party posted:OP I suggest developing a unique gimmick and posting about it constantly regardless of thread topic. I'm not falling for your trickery. You're just trying to get me banned, aren't you? I see through your SHENATIGANS.. .well, sir.. you are now MY LEAST FAVORITE POSTER. Currently. So there. HugeGrossBurrito posted:you are a gentleman and a scholar Huh, an actual moderator. Well, if he's (or she? but I assume a "he") agreeing with someone who is telling me I'm part of the gang already, that must be a good thing.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:11 |
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SAN posted:Am I doing it right? Am I close with all that? HOMO ERECTUS did I do good? I didn't piddle and wee all over the floor, did I? Sigh i guess some people take longer to learn than the rest of us... look op, shidding yourself is the absolute dream post in gbs, the fact that you DIDNT piddle yourself and post about it shows you have a long way to go before you can roll with the big dawgs. Mods please give op a 6er so they wont make this mistake again, no this has nothing to do with dropping down to 2nd place and me being bitter about it please stop asking SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Yes, second place is very respectable, HOMO ERECTUS! eat my shorts sidney you dirty thief!
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:11 |
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SAN posted:
Ok you're just being a slut now, SAN! I like that
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:17 |
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More like Something SAN-sitive, amirite?
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SAN posted:Oh, there is multi quote here, I just didn't see it.... wait, wtf there is a multi quote here? wtf. Also, yeah. Just post. Look at this cool AV I got from the Lurker thread way back. and then I got drunk and spent like 200 on AVs for people 5 stars, would recommend
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blight rhino posted:wait, wtf there is a multi quote here? wtf. Yep, you hit "quote" and get taken to the reply box.. then you scroll down (into the replies that are previewed in reverse order) and on EACH of them is a "add quote" button. Press it and it automatically puts it into your reply. As for the rest of your advice, thank ya.. I certainly do have money to waste, so what better place than this (provided I'm not banned in the next 24 hours).
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:23 |
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quoting your posting enemies shows weakness, never show weakness. also, everyone is your posting enemy.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:24 |
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OP, new SA isn't intimidating. We are old, tired and loving. So suck my dick, fuckman.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:26 |
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SAN posted:I'm not falling for your trickery. You're just trying to get me banned, aren't you? I see through your SHENATIGANS.. .well, sir.. you are now
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:32 |
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I'm a very chill poster actually. Its a bold stylistic choice but I'm sticking with it
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:33 |
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Also regdates are meaningless when most have re-regged at least once
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:35 |
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Revins posted:I'm a very chill poster actually. Its a bold stylistic choice but I'm sticking with it I tend to be, too...although people usually think I'm trolling because I write like I do (very eloquently), but I'm a writer, so I tend to be wordy and use words that people don't normally use, thus I come off as sounding weird. 1redflag posted:More like Something SAN-sitive, amirite? Ha! I love it. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Ok you're just being a slut now, SAN! I like that It's what I do best. To boo boo bear, sorry.... I'm too used to using multi-quote, though. I mean, if they didn't want you to use it, why put that feature in, you know? It beats padding your own thread with your own replies like a big agoraphobic loser...... Oh, wait.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:42 |
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SAN posted:I've been a member here for about 16 years now. My last post was five years ago. Tl dr
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:44 |
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Is the hazing over? Did I miss it?
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:49 |
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If you post your dinner in the lunch thread I'll be very upset. <>
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:51 |
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pnumoman posted:Is the hazing over? Did I miss it? No. I'm still here to take any and all abuse, so feel free to unleash the beast. Either one.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:51 |
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op will never be a true poster because he doesn't have the poster mindset. you prey on others with no regard for who is trying to prey on you and let god sort em out
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:54 |
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Post harder, faster, stronger, better.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:56 |
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op is a freakin nerd
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:57 |
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I was like you, kid. Then I glombed onto the Trump thread. Started with quoting and making quick replies. Moved up to being assistant VP of the 1,000 page thread. Look at this horrible thing I made: It's terrible! But if one person guffaws at it, it was worth the 53 hours of work to make it! So advice #1: Make good use of your time! Like me! Advice #2: When Meme Poker Party starts posting anime stuff, you may wanna right click-save as, because some of that stuff really "rolls my coal" if you know what I mean *suggestive grin* it gets me excited and I cough up black tar Advice #3: Camber your legs for maximum posting traction. So you should be posting like this: Good luck!
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:58 |
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i mean really, what a weasely dweeb lmao go fuckin crunch on some croutons idiot
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:59 |
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Chief McHeath posted:i mean really, what a weasely dweeb lmao go fuckin crunch on some croutons idiot get his rear end
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