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Try the Hitachi Magic Wand to try and break up the poop into smaller nugs.
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Unloose that caboose bromigo
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If I lay on my left side it makes my bowels more active. Also massaging my lower left abdomen. That is what helps me poop. Also drinking more water. Do you feel like your getting poopsplained?
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Apr 14, 2021 03:30
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reabsorb it into your body OP, use it for strength
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Apr 14, 2021 03:32
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When I was a young lad downloading questionable .movs and .rms from Kazaa I found one that was a girl getting a milk enema. They put so much milk in that girl's butt and then she hung her butt over a bathtub and the video ended before you got to see the payoff. 20ish years later and I'm still not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
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I hear sugar-free gummy bears do the trick to breach the pooper dam. Eat a whole bunch and that should help.
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What percent was the milk? 1,2, whole?
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Apr 14, 2021 03:35
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French Canadian posted:Do you feel like your getting poopsplained? Very. I forgot about sugar free Haribos! May have to start eating those and see if they can break this curse.
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Big Beef City posted:What percent was the milk? 1,2, whole? I don't remember but I feel like I wouldn't have kept watching if it was anything but whole, you know?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc
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Big Beef City posted:What percent was the milk? 1,2, whole? They already answered this : Hole
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Aegis Bear posted:Very. so are you getting an enema or what
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Aardvark! posted:so are you getting an enema or what Dunno yet, hope not. I’m stuck in the private holding room waiting for CT results to make sure there isn’t anything serious like an intestinal blockage first. After that, who knows? I will update you all on the state of my rear end
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Apr 14, 2021 03:45
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Found this in another thread. This might help loosen the poops up.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:46
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Aegis Bear posted:I forgot about sugar free Haribos! May have to start eating those and see if they can break this curse. Don’t take it from me, take it from these real Amazon reviews of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2qxwpMpVGI
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Apr 14, 2021 03:47
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Aegis Bear posted:who the hell thinks “oh boy can’t wait to get an enema” Degenerate perverts, op I hope you poop soon though
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Apr 14, 2021 03:49
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Aegis Bear posted:Lmao don’t get me wrong, I want to feel better and go home, but who the hell thinks “oh boy can’t wait to get an enema” My family in china. They are obssessed with poop and all their bathrooms have home enema kits so you can blast a turd so big the swallows will back off.
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Apr 14, 2021 03:51
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op if u want somebody to get in your butt just go on tinder  you don't have to pretend to be impacted and pay the medical bill just to get somebody up in there
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Apr 14, 2021 03:52
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OP if you do get an enema when the nurse is sticking it in or whatever they do start singing 'you've got an enema in me...'
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Apr 14, 2021 03:52
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OP, ask a nice male nurse to pee up your butt. It'll get the poop out and maybe you'll get pregnant!
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Apr 14, 2021 03:53
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I don't normally reveal this but I know an ancient chinese technique which can reverse the flow of chi in your body and lets just say one of the reasons it is forbidden might help you in this situation
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Apr 14, 2021 03:56
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I think you just have some setting where you can't see your own posts, OP
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Apr 14, 2021 03:59
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Its time to build a log cabin OP cut that rope! let those turtles loose!!!
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Aegis Bear posted:Lmao don’t get me wrong, I want to feel better and go home, but who the hell thinks “oh boy can’t wait to get an enema” Asa Akira?
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Apr 14, 2021 04:05
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70 bucks for bumplay ain't bad.
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Apr 14, 2021 04:06
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Results are in, no blockage! And no enema needed!  But they’re going to make me drink that poo poo that preps you for a colonoscopy because I apparently still need a hardcore laxative. gently caress that stuffs
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Apr 14, 2021 04:09
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You're gonna drink it and then 20 mins later you're gonna blast out a turd so big it'll shatter at least three walls
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Apr 14, 2021 04:10
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Aegis Bear posted:Results are in, no blockage! And no enema needed! I drank some of that just to see what would happen and I couldn't leave the house all day.
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Apr 14, 2021 04:11
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Glad it's nothing serious, good luck with your butt problems OP
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Apr 14, 2021 04:12
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Enema. Or digitally disimpact that sucker. edit: enemas are fun. just try it.
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Thanks. At least you guys shared my shame tonight  Inzombiac posted:I drank some of that just to see what would happen and I couldn't leave the house all day. That stuff tastes like battery acid melted in chalk. WHY
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Aegis Bear posted:That stuff tastes like battery acid melted in chalk. WHY That's how you know it's working!
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Aegis Bear posted:Results are in, no blockage! And no enema needed! Excellent news, just be forewarned that if a poop is large enough it will be legally classified as a child that you are obligated to care for.
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Apr 14, 2021 04:20
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post the poop
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Apr 14, 2021 04:22
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If they gave you the colonoscopy stuff than RIP your anus. That stuff will clean stuff out that you ate years ago. The experience left me a shattered man, sobbing in the shower in hopes the water would take some of the burn away.
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Apr 14, 2021 04:22
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everything about colonoscopies is a humiliating nightmare
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Apr 14, 2021 04:26
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Why did you have to go to Connecticut, smh the US healthcare system is a disgrace. I hope they got that magnesia right from the test so you get it fresh!
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Apr 14, 2021 04:27
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do anal OP
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True but the prep is by far the worst. I get to drink it and citrate magnesium (the OTC soda from hell laxative liquid) god help me, any pants-shitters want to trade anuses?
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You know this is a chill place full of good people when we can all come together and help someone poop without shame 
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